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Anonymous No.82271083 >>82271087 >>82271094 >>82271113 >>82271148 >>82271282 >>82272405 >>82272738 >>82273254 >>82273264 >>82273273 >>82273445 >>82273459 >>82273520 >>82273961 >>82274013 >>82274180 >>82274532 >>82274573 >>82275104 >>82275166 >>82275455 >>82275740 >>82276781 >>82277156 >>82277173 >>82278077
What kind of girl do you want to date anon?
I know the majority of this board probably wants shy sheltered submissive virgins, but personally personally I find those dull and boring.

I want a dommy gf. And not like the porn-brained latex dominatrix or dommy mommy, those sound annoying too, but instead just a woman that knows how to take the lead. Someone who is loyal and loving, but also mature and assertive and knows what she wants and will tell you directly. Someone who will be domineering and teasing but also knows when to be strict and serious with you. Someone who you can build a life together with on equal terms in all aspects.

Sadly, I am well aware these kinds of women are hard to find, especially in my demographic (21 years old)

What about you, anon?
Anonymous No.82271087 >>82271127
>>82271083 (OP)
are you a femoid fembot femoid? add my discord jima1924
Anonymous No.82271094 >>82271127
>>82271083 (OP)
I dont really think about it. I've had girls i wanted, but none of them really shared many traits.
Anonymous No.82271113 >>82271153
>>82271083 (OP)
>And not like the porn-brained latex dominatrix or dommy mommy
I want a dommy mommy in some latex and a big strapon
Anonymous No.82271127
>>82271087
Why did you even come to the conclusion I am a girl lmao. Or is this just an automated script with which you reply to every thread with a picture of a woman.
>>82271094
That's fair. Congrats to you I guess haha
Anonymous No.82271148 >>82271172
>>82271083 (OP)
I don't really care as long as she loves me but ideally
>independent, can exist without me being around 24/7
>isn't looking for a replacement for her dad
>isn't looking for an atm
>switch
I don't think that type of woman exists though, unfortunately
Anonymous No.82271153 >>82271211
>>82271113
Do you just want them to dress up like that to get you off or do you want to date someone like that long-term? What other qualities would you like her to have?

Personally, being in full-on hardcore bdsm mode all the time sounds rather insufferable. But different strokes for different folks I suppose.
Anonymous No.82271172
>>82271148
Yeah I share your struggle anon. Especially with modern dating scene being as it is. But good luck in finding someone like that.
Anonymous No.82271211
>>82271153
>Do you just want them to dress up like that to get you off
Dress up so both of us could have some fun
>Personally, being in full-on hardcore bdsm mode all the time sounds rather insufferable
24/7 tpe stuff is retarded and almost no one does that, in the end bdsm is just roleplaying for adults
Anonymous No.82271282 >>82271307
>>82271083 (OP)
I just want a virgin woman my age give or take 5 or so years who genuinely loves me and is attracted to me who wants to have kids with me and who I get along with well, so not someone who's big on clubbing or travelling or stuff like that.
Ideally I'd move out a little more rural and have a largeish piece of land I can keep a couple horses and some chickens on and she'd also like living that way, she could have her own job or be a stay at home mom I'm not super married to the idea of either, but I'm on track to make pretty good money.
Anonymous No.82271307 >>82271395
>>82271282
I don't share your tastes but good luck anon. May you find what you seek.
Anonymous No.82271395
>>82271307
Thanks, hopefully I meet someone like that in Uni, maybe I'll try dating off here too.
Anonymous No.82272405
>>82271083 (OP)
I want a submissive mommy gf that will lovingly nag and mother me, but will also bend over or get down on her knees and drain my balls on command. I also want 5 million dollars.
Anonymous No.82272738 >>82273262
>>82271083 (OP)
on paper, in theory, I think I kinda want a super beautiful tomboy Leo girl. (like cara). but in reality, I'm probably better off with an ultra feminine cute loving kind pisces girl. (like lily). most of the time I end up hooking up with a sagittarius disney mouse though. as soon as they see the white reptilian disney mouse, sparks start flying everywhere.
Anonymous No.82273240 >>82273262
the thing is though, I don't think the leo girls even like me. and the pisces girls always choose cancer guys, over me. I hate aries tomboys. I love taurus girls, but they only care about money. I hate gemini girls and cancer girls. I don't really know virgo girls that well, but I like them. libra girls look nice but they talk too much. scorpio girls, ruled by pluto, planet of death magic and power, I like them, but they hate me. then I hate capricorn girls and aquarius girls.
Anonymous No.82273254
>>82271083 (OP)
I want a supremely mentally ill, shark-like gf who is completely aggro at all times and makes sex more like going through a meatgrinder. Virginity does not matter. She does need to keep me as a househusband though because I want to keep being neet.
Anonymous No.82273262
>>82273240
>>82272738
hey dutchfag
Anonymous No.82273264 >>82273301
>>82271083 (OP)
I hate conservatism. I hate gender roles. I hate power dynamics. I hate submission and I hate dominance.

I don't want a shy sheltered submissive virgin OR a dommy gf

I just want a left wing feminist woman who is not abusive, and I want to have a simple, low effort, loving relationship with her where we are equals. No power dynamics shit. No control. No gender role performance either way. Just getting to exist as people together

And women fucking HATE THAT and will never settle for nice guy incels like me of course. Just the hypermasculine dominant chads
Anonymous No.82273273
>>82271083 (OP)
independent, good at something, healthy, friendly and cool kinda the bare minimum for me.
Anonymous No.82273286
>not clingy
>likes going outside
>likes me
>has some hobbies and interests (at least 1 or 2).
>loving and loyal
>challenges me
>preferably has autism or adhd
very basic
Anonymous No.82273301 >>82273409
>>82273264
are you the guy on soc having a meltie in the femcel thread
Anonymous No.82273409 >>82273428
>>82273301
I've been having a meltie all over this site for the past few years and I will keep melting down here for as long as females refuse to settle for me (which will be forever)
Anonymous No.82273415
I do not think I have very high standards, but heres some preferred traits:

>somewhere between like 19 and 34
>compatible views/personality
>a sub, but switch is probably fine
>medium to long hair
>preferably shorter than me
>bisexual or something
>race is whatever
>darker colored hair
>plays games or at least tolerates my hobbies
>tolerates my bullshit

I'm not that picky. Most are not really requirements. I am sure my picks are standard, I just don't know much or get out.
Anonymous No.82273428
>>82273409
Based. Keep it up buddy
Anonymous No.82273445
>>82271083 (OP)
i want a soft girl like very feminine, im a very rough guy i drink like a camel i smoke marlboro red im tattooed and i drive a motorcycle, i have a workshop so most girls i get are fucking tattooed sluts, pristine cute soft girls dont even want anythhing with me except for the slutty ones, i just want a loving beautiful girl to listen to her hobbies and to grill for her you know, carry her to the bed, love her, protect her, etc., socials fucked shit up, at least in my town every girl now is some alt goth shit tier slut
Anonymous No.82273459 >>82273461 >>82275171
>>82271083 (OP)
>What about you, anon?
I want girlfriend that would like me and be dependable on me. But I know it's utterly impossible because I am very low on everything age, looks, status and money. Any girl would have nor problem to look over my head and see better man than me right behind.
Anonymous No.82273461
>>82273459
>I am very low on everything age
Age will sort itself in time there won't it?
Anonymous No.82273520 >>82275171
>>82271083 (OP)
A sporty tomboy that will got mountain biking and do grease monkey shit with me have sweaty post gym sex and occasional let me dress her up all feminine act embarrassed but secretly love it
Anonymous No.82273725 >>82274136
I will cite this thread as proof that the "incels only want stacy" theory is complete bullshit. Notice how most people are just looking for a girl who genuinely loves them.
Anonymous No.82273740 >>82275189
the idea of a dommy gf seems hot
tho to be honest i have a suspicion my friend has a wife like that, and while she is nice to me, her behaviour is annoying
Anonymous No.82273846 >>82275189
agrees jobs are gay and living at home is cool
not fat (unless its pear fat)
Anonymous No.82273961 >>82275189
>>82271083 (OP)
My bf(gf)
The cutest sexiest girl
Anonymous No.82274013 >>82275189
>>82271083 (OP)
A women i could argue with actually interesting subjects for hours, and no i don't mean the type that will turn the tiniest bs into an argument for drama.
Anonymous No.82274136 >>82275189
>>82273725
I kept trying to explain that shit to the escorts. you don't love me, therefore why the fuck would I see you again? I kept trying to explain to them, I'm looking for a girl who loves me.
Anonymous No.82274180 >>82275189
>>82271083 (OP)
I don't want a dominant or a sub gf. I just want her to be normal. I want her to not be afraid to say what she wants, and she needs to not suffer from decision paralysis. But also isn't a complete bitch who walks over me, she has to actually care about me.
Spinoza-chan No.82274532 >>82275189
>>82271083 (OP)
Those women you want are all lesbians, sorry anon
Anonymous No.82274573 >>82275189
>>82271083 (OP)
I just want to meet a woman who can communicate instead of resorting to toddler tactics, which is apperantly like finding a needle in a haystack.
I am not, as an adult, going to sit there and talk to another adult like a parent talking to a stubborn child ever again, it is an immediate relationship ender holy fuck.
Anonymous No.82274989
on paper, in theory, I feel like I want a super beautiful tomboy Leo girl. (like cara). but in reality, I think I need an ultra feminine cute loving kind pisces girlfriend. (like lily).
Anonymous No.82275104 >>82275189
>>82271083 (OP)
I don't think about it any further than "big titty"
Anonymous No.82275166
>>82271083 (OP)
if you wanna date lesbians you've got to be a girl

get on it
Anonymous No.82275171 >>82277116
>>82273459
You should work on it to achieve your dreams anon. Try working out a bit to improve your looks and work towards getting a nice job to get status and money. Good luck. I believe in you.
>>82273520
Very based.
Anonymous No.82275189 >>82275312 >>82275450
>>82273740
Lucky friend haha. What do you find annoying about her?
>>82273846
Personally I don't mind a job as long as it's something that you enjoy doing and the commute doesn't take too long.
>>82273961
Congrats anon. Take good care of her
>>82274013
Yeah it would be great having someone to have a good intelligent discussion about instead of just mindless small talk about social media or whatever. Have you perhaps consider joining a local debate club or something? Might find someone like that there.
>>82274136
Yeah sex is only meaningful when you do it with someone you love and who loves you back. Otherwise it's kinda pointless imo
>>82274180
>>82274573
I wish something like this was baseline for most people. Being direct, decisive and having their shit together.
>>82274532
I suspect so too. But one can hope.
>>82275104
Personally never was a big boob guy. Medium is premium for me. What do you like about big titties anon?
Anonymous No.82275312
>>82275189
>What do you like about big titties anon?
Dunno. I don't think about things in a way I can explain to other people. I just use my own vague internal logic
Anonymous No.82275450 >>82275688
>>82275189
>Have you perhaps consider joining a local debate club or something?
I live in a rural enviroment, we don't even have women like that, let alone a debate club or an equivalent.
Anonymous No.82275455
>>82271083 (OP)
Girl that's fun, cares about me and is nice to me (and ideally a virgin)
Anonymous No.82275688
>>82275450
That's quite unfortunate anon
Anonymous No.82275740
>>82271083 (OP)
Light skinned Hispanic thats super whitewashed

A confident woman that I can banter with and will call me out on my bullshit.
Anonymous No.82276627 >>82276656
it's funny. I want a queen, leo girl. but need a pisces girl. then always end up with a sagittarius disney mouse. sparks flying everywhere.
Anonymous No.82276656 >>82276706
>>82276627
hi dutchfag
Anonymous No.82276706 >>82276714
>>82276656
not sure what you mean by dutchfag, but ok, buddy.
Anonymous No.82276714 >>82276727
>>82276706
you are the dutch womanizer weirdo slut
Anonymous No.82276727
>>82276714
? not sure what you're talking about. but ok, buddy. whatever you say, mang.
Anonymous No.82276748
I want a loser-coded girl who needs to touch grass but isn't horribly mentally ill
Anonymous No.82276781
>>82271083 (OP)
I'm gonna need two.

One will have to be an artificial womb with a back-up battery and environment fully matching the sound and feel of a standard organic human womb.

The other will have to be a Spider Roomba with stainless steel bristle brush for cleaning toilet, sinks, and bathtub as well as twin shop vacuums with different tanks for relocating dirt outside and relocating trash to trashcan.
Anonymous No.82277116
>>82275171
>Try working out a bit to improve your looks
I can't lift because of health condition, I can lose weight and I am doing slowly so. But I am not gonna be even middle looks man.

>and work towards getting a nice job to get status and money.
I maxed out work, all it's left is falling upwards beyond my competence and get fired because of this again.

I don't have dreams. I have fantasies that can't become true. I am old, balding, with chronical health conditions and every year I have one chip of everything else. I don't have anything good happening to dream about. I only hope I can keep decade or two without bad things.
Anonymous No.82277156
>>82271083 (OP)
Honestly I like slutty tattooed girls. If she wanted to do MFMs regularly I'd be into it.
Anonymous No.82277173
>>82271083 (OP)
An introverted loser virgin with no friends that has a rich inner world/interests to talk about. Also preferably a very gentle personality and doesn't mind if in possessive and more affectionate than average.
I'm already very independent and capable, I just want someone to be affectionate with, marry, and have babies with.
Anonymous No.82277896
on paper, in theory, I feel like I want a super beautiful tomboy Leo girl. (like cara). but in reality, I think I need an ultra feminine cute loving kind gf. (like lily), because I feel like she can give me the love that I need.
Anonymous No.82278077
>>82271083 (OP)
Being honest with myself, a rich heiress with big tits, and booty, a little dumb and eager to sexually please me.
am a broke loser. So I want a manic pixie dream girl, I know.