Thread 82272269

made the mistake of opening facebook for the first time in 5 years and seeing how rich and successful all of my high school peers are now

how badly mogged are you anons?

>>82272269 (OP)

There's always a way that you can mog all of them...

>>82272269 (OP)
I haven't looked but I know I'm not mogged, because I am simply a hick. The likely outcomes, in no particular order:
>obese
>single mother
>on pills
>on meth
>alcoholic
>dying of blue collar labor
So my status of getting a degree and having a decent job with air conditioning plus no major health problems probably puts me in the top 10% easy

>>82272306
Hatred is Postal for edgy 12 year olds, get with the program

>>82272346

I am with the program. As the Zoomers would say, I fuck with Hotline Miami too.

>>82272365
I will always love the original postal because I remember pirating it, putting it on a USB drive and being able to play postal wherever a computer was available. I was banned from a Best Buy because of this

>>82272377

>I was banned from a Best Buy because of this

Based.

>>82272269 (OP)
just keep moving forward.

i met a highschool classmate working as a cashier at a circle k last week
i definitely make more than him but he probably has a gf so it evens out i guess

>>82272269 (OP)
Funny isn't it? Almost like it's all set up to make a mockery of you...

>>82272404
They were powerless to stop me. I plugged in the USB and just started playing Postal on like 600 FPS, the worker was like "sir, can you stop" and I kept just saying
>one more level bro

Alas, I got to the Air Force Base level when the manager told me to leave or he'd call the cops. One of the most random things I have done and I have not been allowed to step foot in there again.

>>82272452
Thats not really even. Youre going to shoot up a mall and clear out every store person by person and rape a couple of them too before being struck down by blart mall cop.

>>82272377
Fuck yeah
>>82272464
What do they have a board of nerdowells

>>82272269 (OP)
Ahhh everyone getting married. Im still afraid to talk to chicks

>>82272486
They used to have a paper that had a security cam screenshot of me in my signature trench coat which said to not let me in for "causing mischief"

They took it down about a month ago after a few years which means either I am no longer banned or they stopped giving a fuck

I'm 26 now and am doing ok (manager at a govt department) but the issue is that I went to a french immersion school with kids of business magnates and foreign diplomats so a lot of them aren't even in the same ballpark really, my life is entirely insignificant in comparison

I think what matters is being able to live relatively comfortably and afford what's needed, if you have that baseline then you're just getting into semantics afterwards

>>82272972
>that pic
Damn my boy really listening to us today.

>>82272269 (OP)
I never had social media and don't even remember the last names of my old friends. Nobody ever tried to get in touch, why would they. I don't even remember their faces anymore.