Thread 82272326

My GF of 2 years is about to break up with me
ask me anything

whos fault is it

>>82272326 (OP)

Make sure to fuck her one last time. Sell it as a goodbye fuck for old times' sake o algo.

I'm a permavirgin about to ask a woman out. What can I do to mentally protect myself from crying when she says no?

>>82272342
She blames me. I feel like it's coming out of nowhere
>>82272350
She's in her home country RN, a fuck would fix this probably but she won't even give me the time of day RN
>>82272352
There is nothing you can do; Even if you're good looking enough to attract a girl you will just end up the same fate as me

>>82272367
Im not particularly attractive. Id say my face is a solid 5/10, and Im 5'7" with a big penis so I dont know how that evens out. That said, shes 4'11" and I have l8ke a 50/50 shot she likes me.

I just dont want to start tearing up when she says no.

>>82272379
If you tear up you tear up, if you think its 50/50 its probably ok. Women also like men (shocker) unless shes giving you obvious friend signals it should be fine. If you really feel like you will tear up just emotionally fuck yourself a little beforehand so it doesn't hurt as much

>>82272403
I saw 50/50 to temper my own expectations. A few friends have said Im being stupid and she likes me, but from my own interpretation of events I think shes just being friendly and I have a one sided crush.

I only see her like once a month, and despite the fact that it feels like we've gotten less customer/client based exclusively I dont want to rip the bandaid and expect only sunshine

>>82272448
never ask a girl out, if she likes you you'll know.

Do you like her ? Do you love her ? Are you in love with her?

>>82272463
Im socially retarded.
I think, I dont know.

For instance, I pay her for her time but she has been mostly talking about her personal life and family situation, talks about being glad she has her house to herself again after her brother stayed with her for a week, asked me what I liked about a restaurant close to my house, and when I went to a party for her new job last month she hugged me three times.

On the other hand, she also didn't talk to me a lot during that party (Although I was mostly taking work calls), when she got my phone number her texts were purely professional, and I want to temper my own expectations and not shoot myself in the foot with the wishful thinking that the woman I have a crush on likes me.

>>82272326 (OP)
what video games are you going to play while you're single for the next 5-10 years?

>>82272326 (OP)
Is she on the bigger side

>>82272326 (OP)
Good. Its going to hurt, but heartache isnt a simple thing.

Take some time and just be alone, work on yourself a bit. When you are ready to get hurt possibly again, open up.

My GF of 5 years did that to me. I was a sad sack for probably 2 years, almost 3, then I met my wife.

>>82272350
>algo
what the hell does this mean

>>82272979
Or something in Spanish
Something that Americans say a lot