Thread 82273175

>friend said "try weed it'll help you relax"
>usually hesitant to do drugs and I don't drink alcohol either but I just feel really depressed lately so I say fuck it and give it a go
>try it
>my breathes feel shallow
>chest feels heavy
>vision starts to blur and seem weird
>my face feels kinda numb
>holy shit I think I'm dying fuck
>go to hospital crying that I think I'm gonna die
>explain to nurse I took weed and now I feel like Im having a stroke or something
>sends me to some room
>doctor comes and and looks at me like Im a piece of shit druggie and says "did the weed stop yet"
>uh idk
>just sitting alone in room and kinda realize slowly start to feel normal and realize how retarded I am
>wait like an hour in cold room nobody checking on me but scared to leave eventually I just go
I hate weed, don't do drugs kids

>>82273175 (OP)
why did your stupid ass friend not stop you from going to the hospital

>>82273185
I did it alone I just got it from him

>>82273189
damn I guess you're just a stupid dumdum

>>82273175 (OP)
You embarrassed yourself, but it's okay, you'll never see any of them again. Weed generally does not play nice in people with serious anxiety disorders, you need to be able to talk yourself down when you start having retarded thoughts.

>>82273175 (OP)
>didnt read 200 trip reports on erowid before trying anything ever
ngmi

>>82273175 (OP)
Holy fucking kek OP. That is hilarious. I'll help you out as a fellow doro appreciator.

You probably just took too much. If your faggot friend is a regular smoker, you aren't going to be able to handle his dose for your first time. People acclimate to weed. If he smokes daily, you'll need to take like 1/4 what he takes. Always start small when you're trying any new substance, doesn't matter what it is. Your friend is a huge piece of shit for not walking you through it, and you're an idiot for not doing research.

Yeah you acted like a retard and wasted the ER staff's time, but hey, it's seriously not that bad. This happens to young idiots all the time. You learned a lesson, no harm no foul.

If you're going to try it again in the future, just bear in mind what I said. Take a very small dose. And remember that weed affects people differently. Personally, I never really liked it. The only time I ever smoked weed was when I was in a group of people and there was a girl who had mutual interest with me. Weed mostly just makes me hungry and horny so it's pretty worthless to me in any other context. But it's entirely possible that you could find some use for it at the proper dose. Plenty of people enjoy its effects. Just be careful next time.

>>82273175 (OP)
first time weed smoker's paranoya, many such cases. it's basically what happens to every normie non-weed smoker, the first and last time that they ever smoke weed in their lives. that's probably why weed is banned. they're tired of paranoid people like you, so they just ban it, trying to avoid that whole situation from taking place

i agree though, "recommending weed to a normie who's never smoked" is a very bad idea. all that's gonna do is make you have a paranoid meltdown. it's stupid.

>>82273175 (OP)
Man, I'm not telling you to shut up, but you've got to learn to shut up.

>>82273285
Reading bad psychedelic trip reports for stuff I'll never ever come close to is one of my favourite passtime
>that one guy who took datura and entered the vomit dimension

>>82273175 (OP)
the first time i had weed (was a cookie), i felt like this. was persuaded to continue with it, smoking this time, and after the first few times being a mixture of pleasant and unpleasant, it became pure bliss and i spent all day every day high for a few years

>>82273175 (OP)
First time I did weed I was like holy shit this is cool. You're just gay

>>82273267
I have to stime, not talk to myself when I have anxiety or otherwise ill make it worse.

>>82273175 (OP)
just get a benzo broh

>>82273175 (OP)
Either your friend did a funny prank of giving you one of those cool American edibles that has like 9000mg for single gummy, or you are the world's biggest pussy who had to go to the hospital from smoking half a joint of mid weed.

>>82276603
>rage comics
i miss this internet

>>82273175 (OP)
I find with weed as a sperg you either have to do a very small amount where you basically just get a buzz or a very large amount where it becomes basically a psychedelic. Anything inbetween is a thoroughly unpleasant experience