Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:42:17 AM
No.82274093
>>82274101
Why not just get a dragon gf?
>Can protect you from mean people
>Can fly you anywhere you want
>Can buy you anything you want with her vast dragon horde
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:47:23 AM
No.82274124
>>82274101
That's why you've got to brush her Dragon teeth!
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:49:25 AM
No.82274137
I'm a goblincel. It's over.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 9:58:29 AM
No.82274183
>Saphira swept his legs out from under him with her tail and pinned him with her talons. "What are you doing?" he yelled, struggling to get up, but she was too strong for him.
>...
>Saphira swung her head over Eragon until they were eye to eye. He squirmed under her unwavering glare.
>...
>She snarled and snapped her teeth by his ear.
>...
>"Well?" demanded Brom.
>"She wants me to ride her tomorrow," said Eragon lamely.
Hottest shit I've ever read in a childrens book.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:04:24 AM
No.82274215
>>82274251
Because I'm a wizard and I'm not leaving my tower. Don't even try convincing me otherwise, I've got a moat.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:11:23 AM
No.82274251
>>82274215
But do you have any surface-to-air missile spells to stop her if she tries? She might pay you a visit in your ivory tower.
