Thread 82274341

Imagine finding a woman that actually loves you, and then you have to meet their parents and siblings.
They're going to think you're a huge fucking loser

>>82274341 (OP)
Why would they think that though?

That's exactly what my parents think about my boyfriend. This is all really embarassing.

>visit exgfs family for dinner
>meet her father, shake his hand
>sit down at the table
>I say "So I hear youre a national socialist?"
>we spend the entire dinner talking about the third reich, and modern Britain, nobody else can get a word in edgeways
After that he adored me.

and then you kill them all since they don't approve of your love and you go on a crime spree across the country that becomes national news also shes a hot 14 year old and has huge tits
#kino

>>82274362
because you're a robot not a socially confident neurotypical normie with a big friend group a respectable career with lots of interesting stories to share about your eventful and vibrant life.
Fuck you going to talk about, being abused as a child? your porn addiction? gaming? gnu/linux? the blackpill?

>>82274341 (OP)
I actually mogg socially around middle aged and elderly people because I have that old English charm about me, my accent is extremely posh and I find it very easy to convince them I am a classy man. Secretly I am firmly a member of the underclass, I'm a modern Heathcliff

>>82274341 (OP)
>Imagine finding a woman that actually loves you
Impossible considering that foids are evil demonic creatures that only love themselves.

>>82274428
truth women are evil and should be slaves of sensitive incels like me

The trick is to find a woman with no parents

>>82274402
I have a good job though with a lot of interesting and/or funny stories from it.

Some funny radio downloads I've kept as well.

>>82274402
>lots of interesting stories to share about your eventful and vibrant life.
This is where I'm fucked, I literally have 0 interesting stories to tell and I'm 30, if I was asked to tell any I'd just say I have none.