Thread 82275003

Would you guys date a crippled girl addicted to bug porn? Asking for a friend.

>>82275003 (OP)
only if that girl would peg me with an ovipositor dildo

specify the "crippled" part first

>>82275003 (OP)
Only if she lets me princess carry her and doesn't get mad and also marries me someday

>>82275003 (OP)
>crippled girl
I really hope this is larp
Don't spread your shit genes so you and your kids can be a burden on society

>>82275013
I suffered burns in a house fire when I was little and although they managed to save them they developed contractures & are fairly useless. I can't walk for more than a couple minutes before they give out and I eat shit.
Happy?

>>82275003 (OP)
>date a crippled girl
Sure
>addicted to... porn?
I agree with radical feminists when it comes to porn - its not good, not because of conservative "purity" arguments but because it just warps people's minds and often has problematic attitudes contained therein

why bugs? do you think they are as disgusting as yourself?

>>82275025
Do they still hurt enough to take pain meds, or is it just the stiffness? That's awful, nona. What about your future husband, what is he like?

>>82275035
When I was in early puberty I was messing around with worms in my backyard and thought (incorrectly) that I had put one up my vagina, the thought scared but also turned me on for the first time. I think in some way I began to associate them with sex intrinsically and the rabbit hole started there.
>>82275042
It hurts some days but not consistiently enough to bother getting medication for it. Really only when I try to walk.
>husband
I don't know. Tall.. nice, strong enough to carry me around? Haha.

>>82275003 (OP)
Sure, but I would have to insist that she stop watching so much bug porn and just start having sex with me 10x a day.

>>82275003 (OP)
You don't get to enjoy this, foid.

>>82275053
>Tall.. nice, strong enough to carry me around? Haha.
you should lower your standards and settle for short ugly nice guys who are weak and can't carry you. Also do you use a wheelchair. Also is your vagina unburned?

>>82275025
Just leg burns? Face? Is your pussy intact ? Would it cause issues w sex?

>>82275053
Besides bug porn what's your favorites? What do you like to do?
Princess carrying my wife without her getting mad sounds nice. As long as you're not obese I lift a bit.

>>82275003 (OP)
more like for yourself, we can try...

>>82275074
>wheelchair
I can't stand the looks. No, I switched to crutches years ago.
>>82275087
My face is fine. My only saving grace.
>vag
I can goon just fine >:P someone even made a meme of one of my posts a bit back
>>82275093
Nothing.. really. I don't get out much. I read a lot and sometimes draw (not very good) and that's about it. Probably has something to do with how I ended up here with you guys.

>>82275121
>No, I switched to crutches years ago.
So either way, do you have strong arms?
>My face is fine. My only saving grace.
>vag
>I can goon just fine >:P
Please date me rather than the other guys. Especially if you have strong arms

>>82275132
why do you think I have strong arms what gives anon I am confused

>>82275121
>face is fine and I can goon just fine
Where's the burns then? Also how old are you and race, fuckit throw in if your cunts shaved too

>>82275121
post some material shit

>>82275142
The third degree stuff mostly stops at my thighs, what makes it to my waist doesn't have any impact on masturbation, just kind of looks weird and ugly.
>asl
I am in my 20s and Russian.
>shave
Not as much as I'd like to. Razors are expensive...
>>82275142
What does material shit mean? Like porn?

>>82275139
I'd always been told that folks who use wheelchairs or crutches over the long term tend to develop pretty strong arms. Maybe thats total nonsense idk

>>82275155
Do i have to wear a centipede costume to make you horny?

>>82275177
this is the funniest thing I've read all day
yes

>>82275003 (OP)
No. Go to church.

OP likes turkish men

>>82275180
Damn.., by material shit i meant post you burns or vag or boobas

>>82275155
>stops at my thighs
How does that happen? Did somebody dip u in a pot of boiling water?
>20s and Russian
Like you live in Russia rn? U ever wanna leave that shit? Post a contact, if we fuck around you can pretend my cock is a worm, I shave that shit weekly so it's like identical

>>82275121
>>82275155
Well I'd hope you'd have some really passionate hobbies while NEETing it up is what I meant. Or favorite vidya.
The lack of mobility I'd be worried for you though, you should be careful around men and being taken advantage of, I guess it's not as bad as being confined to a wheelchair since you can use crutches more easily and swing them around to fuck someone up.