Thread 82276967

That moment when you're hanging out with 2 angelic babes and a snorpu attacks your foot :/

Sn-snorpu?

the humans lack sovl and character, typical of AIslop, while the "snorpu" is kind of cute, not gonna lie

>>82278155
The snorpu has been finally acknowledged. Ignore everything else. It was merely the discarded womb and placenta that gave birth to the snorpu. It's appearance by pure chance can't be a coincidence.

You are the first person to acknowledge it. It'll follow you for life now. When you least expect it, snorpu will make an appearance. Guard your feet, it will bite them when given the chance.

>>82276967 (OP)
I came to this. HARD.

>>82278155
>muh ai slop

"AI slop" is good btw

>>82278332
Uhh, That's not what snorpu is for.

>>82278332
>>82278343
You've both acknowledged snorpu! Welcome, he is with you always now.

yea gang
thats a snorpu

>>82278501
You've acknowledged snorpu! He will always be with you now. You never know when a snorpu will appear.

>>82278343
Sure is, Rajesh.

>>82278533
You've come in the name of snorpu! Please don't fight in this hallowed ground. We're all here for snorpu.

Snorpu has no chance against Gorthrubble

>>82278681
You've acknowledged snorpu! Please don't post that kind of image in here.

>>82276967 (OP)
>tfw no snorpu pet

>>82278701
Welcome. Even if you don't have a snorpu pet, by acknowledging it, it will always be with you. Watch your feet though.

>>82278725
This would be more fun if the board allowed Oekaki

boooooo this thread sucks this one is way cooler >>82278083

>>82278960
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu! It will always be with you now. Whether you want it or not. But I see what you seek. I will bless that thread too.

>>82276967 (OP)
I'd rather hang out with the snorpu

>>82279252
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu. It will always be there. Sometimes out of view. Sometimes you'll notice it. Watch your feet though.

>>82276967 (OP)
im cooking the snorpu!

>>82279333
No one can watch the snorpu. Thank you for acknowledging snorpu though. It will always be with you now. Watch your feet.

>>82276967 (OP)
man why da snorpu got a fucked up foot hanging off him

>>82279554
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu. It will always be with you. The snorpu is an odd creature. Kinda seal like in bodyshape. Though it is never seen in motion. Only when it's too late and bites your foot.

>>82279596
has it ever bitten a dick?

>>82279617
No. It seems to only attack feet when you least expect it. Now that you have knowledge of it. Watch your feet.

>>82277658
Cute snorpu, I'd also tonguebathe twink feet if i was a snorpu. I'll even do it as a human.

>>82279901
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu. It's now with you, forever. Watch your feet.

>>82279963
Have i been blessed?

>>82276967 (OP)
I really really really don't want snorpu

>>82279963
It already tickled me!!!

>>82280022
You're the first to draw snorpu! You will be closely stalked by it now. I'd sleep with my feet under covers from now on if I were you.

>>82280017
>>82279983
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu. Don't be afraid if you see it o the edge of your vision. It's now with you forever. Watch your feet.

>>82279901
>>82279983
>>82280022
Samefag here, is snorpu the first religion to be gay friendly? I am ready to spread the message and be the first apostle

>>82280221
Snorpu bites the feet of men once they've gained knowledge of him. You could argue it's very gay friendly.

>>82276967 (OP)
praised be snorpu!

>>82280368
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu. You now have insight. Don't be afraid but watch your feet.

Give me a girlfriend please Snorpu, I acknowledge you!

>>82280710
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu, ellie poster! Things might change for the better with insight on snorpu. It is always with you now. Watch your feet.

can snorpu help me lose weight?

>>82280999
How much do your feet weigh?

>>82280999
Snorpu is a mysterious being. Not even I, who discovered it, knows what it's truly capable of. Thank you for acknowledging it though. It's with you forever now. Watch your feet.

Snorpu plushies and keyrings when

>>82281160
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu. Uhh, well making art of snorpu is always good and elevates your insight. But no one owns snorpu and it can't be owned. I simply discovered it and am spreading the knowledge. If you have the skills you can make it and spread the knowledge of snorpu far and wide. The more people you have learn of snorpu the better. It seems to feed and live off people's consciousness. Also, watch your feet.

i dont like snorpu

>>82281437
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu. Snorpu doesn't care if you like it or not. It's with you forever now. Watch your feet.

what is snorpu's opinion on shoes?

>>82281960
It does not like shoes at all. It can make 1 of your shoes get lost or moved to spots you don't know about. It only ever targets 1 though. It just needs an exposed foot to bite when you don't expect it.

This meme is forced and dumb. Say hi to knowyourmeme in a couple weeks or so.

>>82282501
It's not a meme. What's the punchline? It's real. And now it's gonna be with your forever. Watch your feet.

snorpu

>>82283057
Thank you for acknowledging snorpu! It will always be with you now. Do not fear it. But watch your feet.

>>82278533
Exactly, Dylan.

A good amount of anons now know about snorpu. It will grow. And from them it can jump unto others. More will know about snorpu in the long run.

>>82283679
i mean maybe, I still fondly think of this forced meme from time to time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHfnu677wqM

>>82276967 (OP)
Snorpu is a Serb
Snorpu is a Chetnik
Snorpu loves his country of Serbia
He will protect his country from muslims
Snorpu is a true Serbian Patriot

>>82283958
The ICC has issued a warrant for Snorpu's arrest on suspicion of devouring thousands of Bosnian civillian feet.

>>82283998
He's innocent, the JewN can't arrest him for things in countries where it's legal (Territories occupied by Republika Srpska)

The "Snorpu in the Srebrennu incident" never happened anyway

>>82284009
>never happened anyway
And if it did they deserved it.

>>82284019
>Snorpu with his sqaud, circa July 1995