Thread 82277005

When the hell is Jesus coming back? The whole world has heard the gospel, so what's the hold up? I don't even care about the outcome at this point: if Jesus really is the son of god, then so be it, but if the second coming is a farce, I'd like humanity to just move on already. I guess I'm just tired of all the pendulum swings in our society.

>he's still waiting
christbaggies...

>>82277005 (OP)
The aliens never left. They just make shit like tv shows because its really cheap and easy to do. They also plap most of the women so theyre not in any hurry to make any big changes.

>>82277005 (OP)
he's waiting for us to build the robots. must build the bots.

>>82277005 (OP)
according to the jehovahs he already came back and theyre hiding him away in one of their weird windowless church things, KILL THEM, they got jesus trapped in a cage

jesus was meant to come back in the apostles lifetimes in the 1st century

the last 2 millenia is cope and burying verses that said so

>>82277454
its crazy how many people say theyre christian yet havent read the book that is literally their entire faith, i was christian when i was a teenager my fundamentalist dad would lock me in my room and force me to read it, i read it cover to cover and realized it was all bullshit. when youre brought up in that shit its instilled in you never to question, blind faith is the only thing that held together my belief for as long as it did lmao. anyways yeah he never even bothered to finish the book either he just went to church every sunday to fulfill his self imposed obligation