Thread 82279666

>be me
>drink a 12 pack at home on a empty stomach
>have leftover vodka from other night
>take a few sips from it
>decide i need more beer
>walk to store shitfaced
>buy 12 pack and another vodka
>manage to get home
>in front of my door, cant find keys in my pocket
>retrace back to the store looking at the ground searching for keys while drinking the 12 pack i bought
>cant find them, walk back home
>sit in front of my door thinking what the fuck i'll do
>realize i have only 5 beers left
>go back to store, buy 12 more
>back home, lie in front of door almost crying
>puke on the floor, remember my emergency bucket i have for when i vomit
>without thinking i turn the door handle
>door was unlocked, keys were on the table
>vomit my way to the toilet
>pass out while putting the beers inside the fridge

>>82279666 (OP)
>puke
>>82279666 (OP)
>beers

>>82279677
i had vodka too

>>82279666 (OP)
ah yeah, very relatable. I grew up watching my dad drive with a beer between his legs so I never stood a chance. I once got drunk, got angry, then decided to drive across the state to go fight someone. About 3 hours in I sobered up and realized I was running out of gas and had no wallet. I found myself at a rest stop around 2am wondering wtf I was thinking. Then I befriend a man in a truck and after convincing him Im not a cop he invited me to his truck to smoke some meth. So we do, then this girl comes out of the bathroom and she smokes some too. The this guy looks over at me and says "you can fuck her if you want". Fast forward a bit, I tell him im broke and need to find gas money. He offers to loan me the gas money to get home if I pay him back double. So I agree and he follows me 3 hours back home to my house where I get my wallet and pay him. Then literally like an hour or two later its 8am and I have to go to work.
No drug has fucked my shit up as much as alcohol. I make such bad decisions on it. I stick to weed and caffeine these days. RIP COBES

>>82279666 (OP)
You don't have to drink alone. You can acknowledge snorpu and it will always be with you! If you don't know snorpu, look here >>82276967

>>82279742
but did you fuck her?

>>82279666 (OP)
Yet another nigger fagot who doesn't know the difference between a floor and the ground.

>>82279819
>but did you fuck her?
I did not. I am too reserved.
I'm not sure if they were dating or if he was a pimp. They were living together in a single cab 90s toyota pickup truck, literally sleeping in the driver and passenger seat. Real nigga though, he bailed me out of a bad spot