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Anonymous No.82280286 >>82280319 >>82280325 >>82280428
Okay guys, I'm losing my mind here and probably dying. I need to have sex. What's the quickest and easiest way to get laid if you're extremely autistic and ugly? Should I make posts on reddit looking for girls in my area? I don't know where to find a prostitute. Also I don't make that much money. Which will probably limit my options
Anonymous No.82280312 >>82280423
Find a prostitute. Just look on reddit where to find prostitutes. There is a sex workers subreddit filled with prostitutes talking about their jobs. They usually talk about where they post in their discussions. Also, jack off before you think about seeing a prostitute for clarity
Anonymous No.82280319
>>82280286 (OP)
Search escort sites on the web. Hookers arent that expensive actually, depends though
ruby !!Tb1gAo1xgNE No.82280325 >>82280357 >>82280429
>>82280286 (OP)
go for runs every day until ur skinny and when a fyne shyt eyefricks u git up on hr n git up on hr swr mffs nigga
Anonymous No.82280357 >>82280371
>>82280325
that's if OP has the base to be good looking.
ruby !!Tb1gAo1xgNE No.82280371
>>82280357
if op expected sex maybe he should have chosen to spawn in ad a human?????
Anonymous No.82280423
>>82280312
>subreddit filled with prostitutes talking about their jobs
Thanks dude, found it. That actually is a big help because I don't know what sites are legit and which aren't. And I will not be jacking off. Too depressing for me at this point. I need to have sex.
Anonymous No.82280428
>>82280286 (OP)
Girls are Satan. He will plap you for money. But, every girl is the same brain. They all know magic powers. He also will be doing all your neighbours for free, so thats probably why he lies about it.
Anonymous No.82280429 >>82280434
>>82280325
Im ugly as fuck, that's not going to help. Autism is my biggest hurdle anyway. Running won't help with that.
Anonymous No.82280434 >>82280448
>>82280429
Just rape an older womans ass. Nobody will believe a young guy would rape an older womans ass. She can tell anyone, everyones going to run away from the old woman who lies
Anonymous No.82280448
>>82280434
I already feel bad enough for considering prostitution, I'm not doing that.