Thread 82280572

How abusechad treats women:
>Dinner date at McDonald's, splits the bill 50/50
>Movie night: 480p camrip of the latest Marvel movie
>Vacations to the next town over, staying in a motel and sightseeing (looking at the local fent addicts)
>Too lazy to fuck but you can blow him I guess (didn't shower beforehand and stinks)
>Punches her if she talks for too long

How I would treat women:
>Dinner at the FINEST restaurants, all paid for by ME and the waiter is tipped GENEROUSLY
>Movie night at a drive in theater, cuddling in the back of my pickup (densely populated with blankets and pillows) as we drink milkshakes and eat popcorn (again, paid for by ME) and watch the movie SHE wanted to watch
>Vacations to France, Italy, New York, Ukraine, and England (the good parts). We stay in the finest hotels.
>Making FIERCE and PASSIONATE love, she orgasms SEVERAL times
>Love listening to her talk my ear off

Foids prefer the first BTW
>He's more genuine or something
I CAN BE GENUINE TOO. IF YOU PREFER DINNER AT PIZZERIAS AND VACATIONS TO THE NEXT TOWN OVER AND WATCHING MOVIES ON A LAPTOP IN BED INSTEAD OF MAKING SOME GRAND GESTURE OF EVERY LITTLE THING I CAN DO THAT TOO
I AM FUN
I AM INTERESTING
I AM A CATCH
WHY CAN FOIDS NOT SEE THIS
I DESERVE LOVE AND COMPANIONSHIP AND SEX BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LOVE
BUT NO
Foids will NEVER EVER love me for who I am because women love men they deserve, and what they deserve is SUFFERING for having SCORNED me my ENTIRE life (barring elementary school)

>>82280572 (OP)
you are probably some idiot virgin who doesn't actually know how dates work.

>>82280572 (OP)
Kill yourself faggot ass tranny

>>82280572 (OP)
Don't feel sad ellie poster! Just acknowledge snorpu and you'll feel better! If you don't know snorpu, look here >>82276967

>>82280572 (OP)
This OP screams 2013 Fedora m'lady memes.

>>82280572 (OP)
Let go of it man. It does you no good to seethe over things you can't change. If you hold on that resentment it will only do harm to yourself and others.

>>82280588
>virgin
yes
>idiot
I am incredibly intelligent
>doesn't actually know how dates work
Maybe this is an issue for MORONS, but I am sure that I would be able to figure it out quite easily if I were ever given the chance
>>82280593
Shut the FUCK up retard. I am not a tranny. I am a straight man attracted EXCLUSIVELY to biological females with feminine appearances. (Although I do prefer women with more subtle secondary sexual characteristics like smaller breasts and buttocks. Wide hips are still nice though)

>>82280619
>BRO just smoke some weed BROTHA just abandon your biological urges BRODAD just die alone HOMEBOY you're sounding really scary MY DUDE just chillax and maybe crack open a brewski BROSEPH don't do anything irrational HOMESLICE
No I think I will remain incredibly angry, bitter, and resentful when it comes to this thank you very much.

>>82280621
>yes
So you are an actual virgin? Lol no surprise there, a piece of shit like you probably couldn't even get a date with even the worst women.

>>82280687
>me bitter
you sound like a virgin

>>82280732
>So you are an actual virgin?
KHHV more specifically
>Lol no surprise there, a piece of shit like you probably couldn't even get a date with even the worst women
You're right. The worst women would probably look at me like some sort of alien whenever I lay my coat out over a puddle and guide them gently by their hand instead of having them fend for themselves.

>>82280766
Imagine being so retarded that you don't even know how to deal with a puddle. You are probably alone in life.

>>82280572 (OP)
>seriously implying there remains a single good part of England

also c'mon man

>>82280572 (OP)
hi nonny, y don't you just settle for me alrealdy instead of complaining on the internet ;-; im right here

>>82280790
Ahh I see. I am being stalked and harrassed by yet another poster. That must be the case, as this is the second time today someone has not only misread my comment but replied to it pretending that it's meaning was the opposite of what I typed. I know EXACTLY how to deal with a puddle. You lay your coat over it for her. I specified this.

>>82280848
My little princess I already gave you my contact information. YOU CHOSE not to add me. You know EXACTLY where to find it, although after discovering you were contacting other anons I may not even WANT to talk to you. Maybe add me and BEG for forgiveness for your infidelity.

>>82280850
No you fucking cartoony dork. You are probably an actual fucking virgin. Why would you get your coat dirty when you can just walk around the puddle? Holy shit stop harassing and abusing women.

>>82280867
>You are probably an actual fucking virgin
Thank you for proving my point YET AGAIN. I HAVE SPECIFIED THAT YES I AM A VIRGIN AND YET YOU REPEAT THAT I'M "PROBABLY AN ACTUAL VIRGIN" JFL SHUTTTT THE FUCK UP YOU ILLITERATE MORON

>>82280859
I know I regret it so much like serious pls add me back so I can be ur daughter wife :9

>>82280893
YOU NEVER ADDED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
(maybe you did but I can't see it in which case drop your information cutie)

>>82280572 (OP)
Listen up retard, if you treat a woman like a queen she looks at you like you're a peasant. Deep down women know they are dumb, slutty whores who deserve to be treated as such.

>>82280888
It's just insane that I'm talking to a real life virgin. You must be an awful person

>>82280572 (OP)
>the waiter is tipped GENEROUSLY
first of all, you're a fag for even tipping. i never tip even when ordering delivery. waste of fucking money.
>drive in theater
if you truly loved me you would know that the movies i like are all obscure asian 90s/2000s romance dramas, and they certainly wouldn't be airing at a fucking drive in.
>Vacations to France, Italy, New York, Ukraine, and England (the good parts).
lost me at france.
>Making FIERCE and PASSIONATE love, she orgasms SEVERAL times
only non fag thing you've typed so far
>Love listening to her talk my ear off
this is fine as well.

>>82280572 (OP)
hello anon ^_^ do you live in North America?

>>82281178
yes I do pookie

>>82281242
hmm, anon.. i thought you hated women! why would you be willing to talk to one you met on here? :o sorry for prying, i'm just curious.

>>82281337
I'm practicing for when I meet the beautiful princess I so rightfully deserve

>>82281370
ahhhh, i seeee.. practice makes perfect ^^ i hope you meet her and have a family and get to see how beautiful the world is ^^

>>82281008
NTA but would you get the ick if I in response showed you violent asian gang movies from the 90s/2000s? they often technically count as a romance drama...

>>82280572 (OP)
Also remember that women prefer sexist men. Statistically men who date are more likely to have sexist attitudes than men who are unable to date. Females whine and whine about sexism, but literally reward men with sex and romance who are more sexist. Its funny and sad

JUST AN UPDATE. I TRIED TALKING TO A GIRL ON HERE, WE WERE HAVING A LOVELY CONVERSATION, AND THEN SHE BLOCKED ME FOR NO REASON JFLLLLL I CAN NEVER WIN

>>82282237
This her? >>82282216
How could you, ellie poster?!?! We believed in you.

>>82282243
I am NOT a convicted ANYTHING. I just happened to profess my desire for... erm... *gulps* nymphets

>>82282288
youre a freak seriously you deserve to be alone

Idk man if that is true then I do think you deserve it more

But most women are messed up

when a man would be like the second scenario, yes please, first one no thanks

why are you so passionate about this lol