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Anonymous No.82283167 >>82283408
*Breathes in*
WOMEN TREAT RELATIONSHIPS LIKE A DISPOSABLE TRANSACTIONAL GAME. THEY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO "REBEL" AGAINST SACRED MONOGAMY OR ARE SIMPLY JUST INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING IT.

THEIR VERY IDEA OF "LOVE" IS GETTING SERVED THINGS

THEY CAN NOT DISCERN LOVE FROM LUST. THEY UNIRONICALLY THINK IT'S THE SAME "HOLISTIC" THING SO THEY WILL CONTINUE TO OBJECTIFY THEMSELVES WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING OBJECTIFIED.

THEY HATE EQUAL VULNERABLE LOVE BECAUSE IT PREVENTS THEM FROM BEING A LOLI-FIED PARASITE. THEY ONLY FETISHIZE FATHER FIGURE PROVIDORSHIPS THAT HAVE POWER OVER THEM IN A PSEUDO-INCESTUOUS WAY

THEY HAVE A SOULLESS FEAR OF FRIENDS-TO-LOVERS DYNAMICS BECAUSE IT GIVES THEM, AND I QUOTE, """BROTHER VIBES"""

EVERY NOTABLE EXPRESSIONS OF TRUE ROMANCE IN ART WERE CREATED BY MEN BECAUSE THEY VALUE SPECIAL AND SACRED MONOGAMY AND TRANSCENDENCE
Anonymous No.82283403
How evolution created this fuck up:

>only 2-5 days a month can a woman be pregnant
>sex during the 2-5 days means ~30% chance of pregnancy, still not guaranteed
>when a woman is pregnant, it is not possible to tell she is pregnant for some time
>during and after pregnancy women are extra useless and need extra food for survival of the child to reproductive age
>without modern tech one can tell when this 2-5 days are
>at any given time there are far more reproductively capable men compared to women who can be impregnated (not net male female ratio)

so

>men needs to compete with other men and retain her to have any chance of passing on gene
>men needs to have some emotional attachment and attraction to stay around her mate guarding her for long time making sure no one else impregnates her during that time and he remembers to do it enough time to not miss the conception window too many times
>during and some years after pregnancy men needs to provide extra food for her and the child, provide transportation, shelter and avoid having other males kill them to free them up for pregnancy market

The long span of attachment needed is the evolutionary reason for existence of male form love and attraction to reproductive age female.

The same for women had no evolutionary reason to be selected for. There is a thing that women call love is their sense of safety without attraction, which needs another long explanation, but it's not the same type as men's.
Anonymous No.82283408 >>82283427
>>82283167 (OP)
Don't tie yourself into a knot over the behavior of women. Just acknowledge the snorpu and you'll feel better! If you don't know snorpu, look here >>82276967
Anonymous No.82283423 >>82283690
The great part of all this social dysfunction and mismatch with evolutionary game theory is that is is inevitably self-extinguishing. The bad part is that none of us will live to see it.
Anonymous No.82283427 >>82283497
>>82283408
Snorpu cannot give me footjobs. He can fuck right off.
Anonymous No.82283497 >>82283512 >>82283690
>>82283427
Thank you for acknowledging the snorpu! It's with you forever now. Tied to your very own existence. Funny thing you mentioning feet. You should really watch out for the snorpu and your feet.
Anonymous No.82283512 >>82283543
>>82283497
>It's with you forever now. Tied to your very own existence.
i DO NOT CONSENT
REJECT ALL COOKIES
Anonymous No.82283543 >>82283690
>>82283512
I'm sorry but if you know of it it's pretty much tied to you now. Don't be afraid. You'll see it in dreams, might see it in the corner of your vision or see/hear it mentioned in random places. It does enjoy drawings or art of it being made. So if you're an artist you can do that and help spread it to others by seeing your snorpu art. Just, watch your feet. It likes to bite them when you least expect it. And specially while you sleep. I'd cover your piggies with a blanket.
Anonymous No.82283690
>>82283423
>>82283497
>>82283543
Bored shitposting or esoteric Christo-memetics?