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Anonymous No.82283513 [Report] >>82284046 >>82284090 >>82284177 >>82284185 >>82284499 >>82284730 >>82284888 >>82284895 >>82284899 >>82284928 >>82285262 >>82285338 >>82285517 >>82286062 >>82286128 >>82287596 >>82287628 >>82288211 >>82288303 >>82289305 >>82289330
>I want to try to get to heaven if possible

why did he say this?
Anonymous No.82284046 [Report] >>82284467 >>82285338 >>82286460
>>82283513 (OP)
Because he's on the Epstein Files
Anonymous No.82284063 [Report]
The Bible is clear on which people are literally the children of Satan and not of Adam.
He maintains very close relationships with the synagogue of Satan. It's only natural to worry about God's response when you reject his followers and instead give unwavering aid, support, and absolute submission to those who hate God.
Anonymous No.82284086 [Report]
dont worry he can just repent on his deathbed and he'll be aight
Anonymous No.82284090 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
He spent most of his life indulging in mammon, surrounded by evil kikes. He is surrounded by evil kikes still. Of course he is a gentile, so there should be reflection about the state of his soul.
Anonymous No.82284177 [Report] >>82284467 >>82286527 >>82288211
>>82283513 (OP)
Because the disease he got is worse than they let on, he wants to appear strong but the fact hes thinking of his afterlife and cant walk straight anymore is very telling. I doubt he will last his full term
Anonymous No.82284185 [Report] >>82284467
>>82283513 (OP)
he touched barron's dick.
Anonymous No.82284188 [Report] >>82285238
he's old
I don't know whether or not he had any health scares he's not telling the public about, but no one's body is working properly at 79 and it's on everyone's mind at his age
Anonymous No.82284467 [Report]
>>82284046
>>82284177
>>82284185
Don't take a flight anytime soon anon. You will have a conversation with agent Dominguez and Agent Brown about patriotism.
Anonymous No.82284499 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
>Can't walk straight
>Hasn't golfed in weeks
>Obvious mental decline
He's dying and is afraid of going to hell because he knows how evil he is.
Anonymous No.82284548 [Report]
Shieeet
It seems JD Vance will kickstart the AI god corpo-theocracy early
Anonymous No.82284730 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
despite what le ironic jews joke about, hell ain't a good time
Anonymous No.82284751 [Report]
Good luck driving a camel through the eye of a needle.
Anonymous No.82284888 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
He doesn't believe in Jesus but he knows he can't pose as a good Christian.
Anonymous No.82284895 [Report] >>82286478
>>82283513 (OP)
He's not getting any younger and he knows it
Anonymous No.82284899 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
He's old and like most dumb people he never thought about his mortality much before getting really old.
Anonymous No.82284907 [Report] >>82285298
he spoke to an honest priest, probably one of the few no-men
Anonymous No.82284928 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
he gotta stop liking Jews to start
Anonymous No.82285238 [Report] >>82288187
>>82284188
He almost got killed by a sniper, sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who noticed a sharp change in his personality after that, I cant quite describe it, its like he became deep but at the same time more menacing
Anonymous No.82285262 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
If this retard gets to go to heaven then god must really be crazy
Anonymous No.82285298 [Report]
>>82284907
priest probably cringed in the presence of a satanic pedo like trump
Anonymous No.82285338 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
>>82284046
He's also, like, old (nearing his 80s), and can't possibly have many more years left
Anonymous No.82285517 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
previous daycare resident did not remember own name, this one talks gibberish about heaven, tho I find this video even more hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE
Anonymous No.82286062 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
>I am not a Christian
remember?
Anonymous No.82286128 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
This man should go to ultrahell, even worse then the normal hell that Satan goes to
Anonymous No.82286439 [Report] >>82286491
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
Anonymous No.82286460 [Report]
>>82284046
I'm not sure, if he's on them why would he run his campaign on it? I think he found out that there are people involved with that that he can't name because he's just an empty suit president and jewish organized crime ranks a lot higher than that.
Anonymous No.82286478 [Report]
>>82284895
He actually is getting younger
Anonymous No.82286491 [Report] >>82287651
>>82286439
That's all bullshit. God doesn't exist and Jesus was a twink fucker
Anonymous No.82286527 [Report] >>82287596
>>82284177
What the fuck are you talking about? What disease? Is this just ageism where retards assume that every 79 year old in the world has to be sick?
Anonymous No.82287596 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
>>82286527
theres a lot of speculation about his heart health recently. there's signs that he has some kind of heart failure and i wouldnt be surprised given his use of uppers throughout the years
Anonymous No.82287628 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
If these are the types of ppl that go to heaven I sure as fuck don't want to go there
Anonymous No.82287651 [Report]
>>82286491
>Jesus was a twink fucker
He may have been, but he's still divine and the grandson of the holy spirit.
Anonymous No.82287693 [Report] >>82288217 >>82288236
what else could he possibly say that makes him sound crazier. why the fuck did everyone rag on biden for dementia but this guy says this shit and "its fine".

what the fuck
Anonymous No.82288187 [Report] >>82289467
>>82285238
What is a false flag event. Nigga that shit was so staged...
Anonymous No.82288211 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
Same reason he is suddenly much more tired and slow
Because his ass is terminal sick
>>82284177
Checked.
Trumptards are too blinded by him to open their eyes, even about something apolitical and objective like his health.
Anonymous No.82288217 [Report] >>82288256
>>82287693
You sound upset. You OK, bubba?
Anonymous No.82288236 [Report]
>>82287693
Because Biden actually did have dementia and was not even running his Office. It is a massive scandal that only happened once before in American history under Harding, I think?, until Biden ofc.
Trump is sick but he is still cognizant.
Anonymous No.82288256 [Report]
>>82288217
just baffled my dude. im leaving, lease is up, already signed one on the other side of the world. you guys unfuck yourselves maybe ill come back. fucking glad im dual cit, once im over im just gonna pretend i was never born in america
Anonymous No.82288303 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
how much money does he owe this reaper guy?
Anonymous No.82289305 [Report]
>>82283513 (OP)
Kek someone post that pasta of the guy who's talking about how riveting being a christian must be
>ooh I'm a sinner and in need of mercy then I switch back to fapping and sinning and degeneracy but I realize I've sinned and I'm contrite and I flog myself for being a sinner and then I spew fire and brimstone unmercifully and I feel really righteous and et cetera

I can't find it on the archive and I don't have it saved
Anonymous No.82289330 [Report] >>82290284
>>82283513 (OP)
Do Jews even have a heaven to go to? Modern Jews are characteristically defined as people who have rejected their own God who came to them in the form of their Messiah in fulfilment of their own Tanakh.
Anonymous No.82289467 [Report]
>>82288187
>yeah so you shoot at the president and then we'll exchange you for a robot who goes to prison for you
>but first we'll make a master marksman out of you so you ONLY hit the ear and not the squishy brain next to it
>remember he is your boss after all
Anonymous No.82289517 [Report]
>Jewish wizard makes the entire universe, makes human kind
>gives all animals a drive to reproduce, hence self-replicating life

>"NOOOOOO, your reproduction is bad and naughty. Keep it up and the goat man who lives in a volcano will torture you for a gorillionty-zillion years on my behalf, unless you say you love me and really, really mean it."

This is what billions of people sincerely believe? Why is the creator of the universe a literal retard? Why are we accepting what 2500 year old mystics (too dumb to pass a modern 4th grade curriculum) declared on magic scrolls? Nobody has had a better idea than this in thousands of years?
Anonymous No.82290284 [Report]
>>82289330
The Jewish heaven is what Christians would call hell. It is a place as distant as possible from the one true God, distance being used in a metaphorical sense rather than something that can be measured by units of length. It's effectively another dimension totally devoid of God's presence. A quarantine zone. There is much hype around the sulfur and brimstone, and no doubt it is a place I very much don't want to find myself in, but the thing that makes it hell to Christians and heaven to jewish is that absolute severance from the one true God. Judaism is a bizarre offshoot loosely based on Christianity. It's basically a mix of Saturn worship, Repham(which is the god they got the stay symbol from) and your typical Phoenician mix of ishtar, moloch, and baal. But this is a weird syncretism. At the core you can still find the core Christian concepts and identify where they split off. When the serpent tempted Eve she became pregnant and a distinct line of humans not of Adam was created. Adam, created by God and given dominion over earth as a steward likes all that is good and holy. His children worship the creator. The serpent, later identified as Satan, he sought to subvert and undermine God, he hates nature especially and the world and God's people. The jewish worship their father Satan. That is why they killed Jesus, because he was the son of God and jews hate God.