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Anonymous No.82284510 >>82284519 >>82284538 >>82284561 >>82284846
I want to take a shit on Mars so bad.
Anonymous No.82284519 >>82284576
>>82284510 (OP)
Maybe when you are 70 you might be able to, buy a ticket on the Elon Musk mars tourism shuttle and shit when the guides aren't looking
Anonymous No.82284521 >>82284538
why are people so obsessed about mars
this looks fucking boring i would never want to be here
Mars No.82284538 >>82284551
>>82284510 (OP)
You people are fucking disgusting
>>82284521
Okay then anon, what do you have that's so interesting?
Anonymous No.82284551 >>82284587
>>82284538
I want to impregnate you mars you have big titty energy
Anonymous No.82284561 >>82284576
>>82284510 (OP)
Here are your blood results op!
>1% indian
Anonymous No.82284576
>>82284519
No I want to be there by myself.
>>82284561
I actually want this because I can't go when someone else is in the house. Like a shy bladder and bowel. So going on Mars by myself sounds like a dream come true.
Mars No.82284587 >>82284599
>>82284551
I am a man but I may support life ;>
Anonymous No.82284599 >>82284660
>>82284587
I can't believe I was simping for a man all this time
Mars No.82284660
>>82284599
Nigga the male symbol is literally my symbol
I'm sorry but how did you not know
Anonymous No.82284846
>>82284510 (OP)
Lower gravity means more shitty particles fly around...
Breathe it in, smells great.