Thread 82285147

Do you want a girlfriend who has similar hobbies to you, if so why?

>>82285147 (OP)
I want a gf who pegs me first and foremost

>>82285180
So you're a selfish lover. I get it.

>>82285147 (OP)
her ass looks ripe for rape.

>>82285191
I can kiss her pussi before or afterwards

>>82285147 (OP)
I want one that's as insane as me

>>82285147 (OP)
Yes because I don't like doing I don't like and other people don't like doing things they don't like so it would be best if we could spend time together doing things we both like doing.

Yes.
Because having another person with similar interests who you can have sex with is fun???

>>82285147 (OP)
Yes. But I just want a fellow homebody, who likes to fuck a lot.

>>82285147 (OP)
No but I'm an extreme introvert and I'm either training in my home gym or work on side projects (usually engineering related) and it would be great if she was also into lifting so we can bond over a healthy activity. I've got a half-rack in my apartment and it's really nice to be able to spread out sets throughout the day since I don't have to drive to a gym.

>>82285147 (OP)
I pretty much require a gf who shares my hobbies because I like watching people die.

this is what I requirest

>>82285147 (OP)
I'd like a decent spread of similar hobbies, and also different ones that I could still consider interesting

I have a lot of semi-dangerous hobbies that I'd be worried about her partaking in, but I would like to be able to spend time with her doing things we both enjoy. I'd also like for us to be able to introduce each other to new things

>>82285695
What kind of media are you into? Drone vids? Industrial accidents? Motorcyclists doing the meat-crayon with their dumb faces?

>>82285809
What are you "semi-dangerous" hobbies? Extreme sports? Shooting live rounds? Messing with people with friends in the NSA? Cooking hotsauce?

>>82285147 (OP)
Yes because that would ensure that she has a bangin body

>>82285844
I like most of them. If I had pick 3 favorites it would be shootings, animals, and work place accidents. I care the least for most cartel/muslim execution/torture vids. I don't like trains that much but some are good. Regular fist fights if someone gets seriously injured or dies are nice. I almost always like car/motorcycle/bike videos.
I used to like drone videos but after a while they got boring. You don't see or hear much. The drop through the car sunroof, the drops on gay sex havers were peak for me.

>>82285147 (OP)
I dated a gym girl once, she demanded to drink my semen and not waste it.

I swear even gym chicks think semen has valuable nutrients

>>82285980
Did you see that one were a guy fell down a building and landed on a pole ass first getting impaled? It's kind of weird that I can watch gnarly shit like that no problem but gym-wrecked makes me wince to the point that I often avoid these. It's probably because they're more relatable, idk.
Most gym-wrecked vids are also infuriating bc these morons are too dumb to set the safeties to the right height and get their voice-box squished when their suicide grip fails on a bench press.

>>82285878
Combat sports, live fire exercises (shooting while moving with other people doing the same), urbex, and that kind of stuff. Also have been in a career where I practiced such things and I'm about to go into an adjacent career.

Also yeah, shitposting against feds and such

>>82286084
I did not but it sounds disgusting haha. I think it's a subconscious reaction because it's more relatable yeah. Gym rekt is okay for a laugh but I don't usually save them unless it's really good like the lady who instantly died in front of her daughter because her personal trainer put like 2x her bw on a bar and told her to put it on her shoulders (and the absolute madwoman listened LMAO).
I like what you said that because I enjoy gym rekt a little because they're dying so stupidly and lazily.

>>82286181
nothing happen in this video

>>82286201
Nothing ever happens in any video. Do you not enjoy the assumed suffering he must feel climbing that fence? For all we know he may have bled out if he was cut in the wrong spot. I'm not trying to flood this thread with rekt, that would be impolite.

>>82286224
I'm sure you'll find a girl that will watch these nothing happens videos with you

>>82285147 (OP)
>do you want a skater gf that like horror movies, tagging, urbex and drawing
Well...YES

>>82286181
That thief can be so glad this isn't the type of barbed wire that has these sharp blades instead of these spiky wires. I got caught on my boot one time and it ripped a huge hole into the leather with almost no pressure.

Which reminds me, I think the gnarliest vid was the guy on a scooter that crashes into a spiky fence and ripped his nut sack open (not sure if he lost his nuts). It had audio and his scream after realizing his injury was pretty hard to listen to.

You can find pretty rare and gnarly gore vids by scraping catboxdotmoe but it takes tons of time since it's random and I stopped doing it because there are disgusting vids on there that are not gore.

>>82285147 (OP)
yes, im autistic idk how to connect to people unless through a mutual interest, even then its hard.

>>82286235
Probably not. Better to accept that than have false hope.
>>82286271
Gnarliest for me would be a video of a man who has most of his face destroyed somehow but he's alive and screaming on the hospital bed. Imagine like really bad road rash from his forehead down, couldn't even see his jaw just flesh hanging where his face should be.
I just check out /gif/ I'm too lazy to do more than that but I might start using watch people die.

>>82286341
I wonder what that dude with the chick said to that brawler to get him that mad. Must have been pretty offensive to risk serious jail-time like that.

I prefer funny wrecked like the asshole kid who punched a donkey for no reason and gets bitten and screaming like a little bitch. Or that one where some guy teases a lion by sticking his fingers into the cage and the lion rips out the tendon on one of his fingers.

>>82286436
I enjoy most rekt. Funny rekt is good, I've seen both of those. I've seen a second video of the lion cage guy, taken from someone in the crowd behind him and it's really funny because the person is trying to record their daughter in front of the lion cage and in the background is the guy. Too bad /r9k/ doesn't allow audio.

>>82285147 (OP)
I want a socially isolated autist that I groom into a good gf rather than expecting her to fulfill multiple niches at once. If she does, then it's more a sign that another man already shaped her personality rather than her having found those hobbies/interests/opinions on her own.

>>82286722
Your post gives off strong misogynist vibes.

>>82285180
this guy is cool i wish i was him

>>82285147 (OP)
Watching so much porn all the time has made me want to jackhammer female asshole vigorously with my rock hard erect penis like if my lower have is spazzing out uncontrollably due to some neurological condition if you get what I mean.

All women should be taking up squatting to assure their legs and asses are as shapely and arousing as possible.

>>82286972
Thanks for the compliment, that's sweet of you

>>82285147 (OP)
I want someone who understands My hobbies imagine being with a girlfriend who will call you child for playing games or listening to anime music

>>82287971
Don't try to trigger my schizo, fren, I'm barely recovered from the last shitshow.

Also, listening to upbeat anime opening music is the best way to speed through chores without getting too bored.

>>82285147 (OP)
No.
My hobbies are loner hobbies this is why I chose them, I don't need interference into my hobbies.
I don't think I am boyfriend material but theoretically I would like gf with different hobbies so she introduces me to sides of life I missed. Like going to clubs dancing. I am ok to share my hobbies with her, but want to have privacy there (and pretty sure it's not like girls hobbies so she wouldn't stay there).

>>82285147 (OP)
hell no. im a 4chan loser with nothing going on. actually yeah that would be great, we could just silently ignore eachother at our own desktops until one of us gets horny, then we could suck eachothers dicks before going to bed at 4 am.

>>82285147 (OP)
>narrow stance
>no pause at the bottom
>not going low enough
fuck i hate ego lifters especially women

>>82285147 (OP)
to an extent, but they dont have to be exactly the same. id prefer if they were slightly different

>>82289130
Jesus, I was so distracted by... something... that I totally missed her way narrow stance and her feet being almost parallel instead of 30 degrees out. I guess she can't go lower due to her hips locking up or something.
Kind of weird that she managed to get such strong legs without anyone ever correcting her form.

>>82285147 (OP)
I prefer a girlfriend with her own hobbies with mine being radically different, but her being willing to indulge in mine and I in hers. I find that I like that dynamic.

>>82289130
>her form is bad
What are you talking about? It is nearly perfect.

>>82286341
>>82286436
>I wonder what that dude with the chick said to that brawler to get him that mad. Must have been pretty offensive to risk serious jail-time like that.
I would assume it was roid rage. Roid rage is a bitch, the slightest shit can make a roid head go postal. Also it seems the guy was pestering him, from the looks of him either he was mugging, begging or preaching(in a negative way like "dont put your beer there, this is our park etc").

Also on a aide note I've been quite on the edge lately and I fear that if I get on a fight I might end up doing something similar.

>>82286722
Based.

I have always wanted to do this.

Good luck to you.

>>82285180
Preparing for anal sounds annoying but more power to ya.

>>82291480
Thanks. I'm 23, and my realistic options are around 16-18 I think, I'll try my best despite the odds.

>>82285147 (OP)
Ideally similar interests within those hobbies as well, yeah. Spending time with my partner (with or without shared activities) makes me very happy, so having that shared connection would make that a lot easier. It's comfortable, too. Would not at all mind leaving my comfort zone to learn or try new things but for easing into a steady relationship I think shared hobbies are a good place to start.