Thread 82287018

i just turned 27 recently. the proportion of men and women on dating apps who have kids is slowly increasing every year (as i increase my age range preferences). the proportion of """people""" on the apps who are actually couples looking for a third continues to skyrocket
is there even any point to looking on these apps anymore? at 27, i'm basically used up anyway
sigh

>>82287018 (OP)

>things aren't going to get better as you age

I'm scared, bros.

>>82287018 (OP)
are you one of those new genderless beings? because of you are a dude, welp. if you are a woman you could just look for loaded older dudes

>>82287037
You are supposed to realize dating apps are scams for this age and change your strategy.

>>82287046
i would not call myself a genderless being, no
i'm not attracted to old men and i have a lot of money on my own. i don't need stinky old man money

>>82287079
enjoy being alone and miserable then, i guess

>>82287079
find a man from 30-35 and make him your husbando, it's that simple, have babies before it's too late you fucking retard

>>82287112
right because fucking a crusty old rich dude is so much better?
>>82287140
as if it were that easy

>>82287151
old i meant like >>82287140 said, you dense motherfucker

>>82287181
that's not old then? that's a pretty normal age
also, most men who are single by 30 are that way for a reason - whether by choice or otherwise

>>82287140
This. There are men in that range who don't kids, but I don't think OP wants to date us anyway, so there's no point in trying to give advice.

>>82287191
then >>82287112
you literally get to pick the guy. it's a you issue. stop being this thick.

>>82287210
>you literally get to pick the guy
you are straight up delusional

>>82287231
post an ad on /r/foreveralonedating then get hundreds of replies were (and hear me out) you get to choose who you reply to.

>>82287244
i would kill myself before i let anyone from /r/foreveralonedating get within 1000ft from me

>>82287258
was an example you thick skulled retard. simply >>82287112
i wont reply anymore

>>82287280
it's the equivalent of saying no robot is allowed to complain about being alone because he can just import a third world gf from africa or central america

>>82287258
>>82287303
okay then be my fembot gf, give me a year and a half to fix myself to your standards and have my babies

>>82287354
fix yourself first, then we'll talk

>>82287018 (OP)
At that age you must have had plenty of simps, I dont know why youre so afraid to say that you are a biological woman
So yeah, it doesnt matter how ugly you are, you must have had plenty of options, when those options dont result in anything is usually because the woman is an insufferable bitch with unrealistic standards or a massive whore that wanted to cuck everyone possible mate
I dont even get why you seem bothered by dating someone older, like in his mid thirties when you are a fucking woman and you literally date any early twenty something dude, like, yeah Chads at that age or any age are with someone and looking for side ass, shocking, surprising, Chads have too much options, poor OP, the Chads only want her to pump and dump (It was probably always like that)

>>82287360
>fix yourself just to see if you meet my standards
suit yourself, the bloodline ends with you or you can have some autistic retard babies at 38 in a panic

>>82287379
who would ever want to be someone's side piece?
>>82287387
fixing yourself would be good for you regardless

>>82287401
>>fixing yourself would be good for you regardless
I think you should fix yourself to my standards, ackshually

>>82287447
>I think you should fix yourself to my standards, ackshually
i fear that is very likely impossible

>>82287456
You can't stop being a bitch shitting on people who throw you an olive branch and offers to meld themselves around you and cater to your whims? Well, bullet dodged.
Something tells me that in the relationship even something as simple as asking whether you're okay or acts of service or kindness would be a mindfield.

>>82287481
>>82287456
>mindfield
freudian slip, minefield*
all the shit tests and mind fucking you'd be doing

>>82287018 (OP)
>is there even any point to looking on these apps
No
>anymore
Your mistake is thinking there ever was any point in using them
You need irl friendships and a social circle, that's probably the only way to meet girls who aren't terrible human beings for someone who isn't outgoing and charismatic. If you were a tall, handsome charming Chad you could meet girls in almost any situation but I'm guessing that's not you. It's okay, though, that's just 90% of men. It doesn't mean we'll never find love.
t. also 27 and recently single

>>82287018 (OP)
you could try using multiple apps or go for someone a few years younger

>>82287631
what apps are the best?

>>82287151
>as if it were that easy
It is
>>82287360
Be my gf instead, I've already fixed myself.
My standards are
>able to hold down a job (you don't have to be employed, it's more about the ability to function as an adult)
>able to wake up at a reasonable time
>not a rude and mean spirited person
>doesn't start beef with other girls out of insecurity or envy
>wants at least 2 kids

>>82287018 (OP)
sorry roastie, but you will not be a young hot sexy desirable girl forever
nobody wants ran through used up hags
i know its hard and you want to complain about how you are losing simps, but no king rules forever
just be glad you had your fun; the incels on this board (like me) are livelong virgins with nobody who ever liked them

just humble yourself and get in line to be with chad like the rest of the girls. its just how it is

>>82287079
What about a stinky old man with no money? That's me u should date me if you're in your 20s and white

>>82288411
why would i want that? that's like basically entirely unappealing

>>82288411
>>82288511
she's chad only and lamenting that she's losing her appeal on the sexual market place because she's starting to grow old, get wrinkles, sag, get fat, etc

her past with being chads cumdump still lingers on her mind, and she is apprehensive towards settling down with some betacuck schmuck, but feels the pressure of aging and doesnt want to lose out on her dwindling relevance in the sexual market place

as a old guy, with no money, and who is presumably ugly/autistic/cant pull hoes, you are more irrelevant to her than vietnamese caterpillars eating habits are to you

and so, the cold dating game continues, with the powerful enjoying the spoils of life, and the weak cursing god for their existence. its quite brutal

at the very least, if you used your brain for more than 2 seconds and reflected about op for a bit, you'd see she's for the street and isnt worth loving one way or another

>>82288636
I think you're completely wrong. We have no idea what kind of emotional depth OP has. Rather male or female, this person has plenty of life experience and probably many interesting stories to tell.

>>82288511
Because u could baby me and I could collect unemployment at home and I'm into feet so you'll get your dogs licked after you work 12 hour shifts

>>82288648
cmon now, anon
no need to deny reality

>>82288836
I think I'm telling the truth.