Thread 82287326

>go to same coffee place often, going nearly every morning for college commute now
>notice cute tall girl barista
>bleached hair with blue streak
>lip ring
>nerdy voice but also thick nyc accent
>wears magic the gathering pins
>scene style outfits under apron
>we chat a lot at the counter
>think we've been hitting it off
>ask out on date
>she's straight
UHGHGHHHHHHHHH

>>82287326 (OP)
that's pretty hilarious. some chud is going to be a very happy camper one day

Straight? More like... WAIT, she's not Bill Gates? Just great. How can I satiate my appetite in this state? This thread was bait, making me appreciate the rest of the board at this rate.

>>82287326 (OP)
aer you a biof lesbian

>>82287411
yes ;w; she was female too

>>82287422
>she was female too
how do you know?

>>82287428
you just know come on shush stop baiting me

>>82287439
i'd laugh so hard if she was a tranny

>>82287422
I would date you, also a female into women

>>82287460
you don't know anything about me but thanks lolll

>>82287524
I know you're a girl on r9k posting about getting rejected. That's enough for me to like you

Lesbozos don't deserve happiness
Knowing there's a qt alt girl that only likes dick makes me happy

>>82287326 (OP)
Eat shit dyke lol. You would have slapped around like the rest.

>>82287673
Based. Society is better when dykes are out of it.

>>82287326 (OP)
why'd you ask her out on a date retard? why didn't you just say we should hang out sometime like women do

>>82287713
what so i could be disappointed in weeks when she tells me she doesnt like girls

>>82287722
Yes. You need the heartbreak and mental misery. It would keep your narcissism in check.

>>82287722
This confirms my theory that autistic women are more likely to be lesbians

shouldn't getting some vaguely masculine/alt/geeky girl as a lesbian be the easiest thing ever?

>>82287749
Nah that is some smug dyke thinking.

>>82287731
>>82287740
>>82287749
im just sharing a funny story about getting rejected its not that serious cmon she looked lesbian and hell and then wasnt thats the comedy in my post chillll chill

>>82287749
They're only like 1 percent of the population. It's like finding a needle in a gaystack

>>82287767
*as hell
oops

>>82287767
Well it's not funny and i could give less of shit what you think a dyke looks like. And Watching dykes fuck up is cathartic for me.

>>82287767
it's okay, i found it funny.

still, you're failing life on easy mode. even by whatever lesbian standards. maybe you should turn her gay, champ.

>>82287722
Why not just get her drunk and lick her pussy and peg her while she is passed out?

>be me
>compliment lesbian on /r9k/ who got rejected
>she rejects and ignores me

see, i can do it too

OP i could fix you up with a similar-ish friend, if you move to England.

>>82287823
hawt but i do not drink (or rape!)

>>82287870
But you already do that.

>>82287835
They don't deserve compliments. They are a figurative black hole in everything good in this world.

>>82287326 (OP)
Why do foids even post here, let alone dykes? You one of those sapphic ones that likes transbians and "fem"boy freaks? Because this board has more than enough of those.

>>82287980
foids are so retarded they can't even actually manage to be gay

>>82287870
How is that rape? She clearly consented when she got close to you and started drinking.

>>82287326 (OP)
Don't lesbian wear thumb rings to show that they are lesbians?

Anyway just admit you like dick.

>>82287326 (OP)
dykes btfo
may success in love and life forever evade you

>>82287980
bcuz i have mommy issues

>>82287326 (OP)
lesbians lose again, it's only natural sorry

>>82288264
>muh mommy issues
Grow up. You are an adult, act like one.

>>82287767
I'm sorry people are being sexist and homophobic.

>>82288356
the problem isn't OP's sex or sexuality. it's that she won't leave uninterested women alone.

>>82288370
i havent even suggested im still bothering her!!!! i moved on, im not that deflated about it what are you talking about!!!!! why are you create a narrative of my life from one experience i shared its really weird

>>82287326 (OP)
You weren't tall enough and too autistic and gave her the ick- oh wait foids have absolutely 0 standards when it comes to other foids.

>>82288370
>it's that she won't leave uninterested women alone.
pretty solid bait.

dykes clearly cannot stop losing
while you try to find some ugly dysgenic fat bitch to rub her disgusting fish-smelling cunt against yours, i will be pumping and dumping the womb of that cutie that you described in your post with my virile dick just as God intented.
eat shit lesbo, and go back.

>>82288387
it is because
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
which, frankly, i believe applies to your post.

>>82287326 (OP)
Geg imagine getting rejected as a fucking foid. Holy mother fucking anti-rizz. KWABOTY.

>>82287326 (OP)
I feel sorry for you lesbos that don't hate men. You guys are drowned out by the chronically online ones that do. You'll do alright I promise

>>82288451
dykes are cool if they don't hate men and are cool themselves which is a surprising number. the chronically online radfem ones are almost all fat

>>82289624
>radfems
always straight women who just want to get dicked deeply

There was alway dykes who post on /r9k/.
>tfw no lesbian gf

>>82289601
>>82289624
I don't. Even they don't necessarily express it, they naturally are drawn to those radfem retards and do nothing to stop them, or in other words, the vocal retards are their unfiltered thoughts.

>>82289677
We hated you back then too dummy. Only people like you are other fags and turbo simps, which you take for granted.

>>82289713
Austria-anon was pretty cool

>>82289765
No they weren't.

>>82289704
>>82289713
what do you define as radical feminism and why do you disagree with it

>be me
>make interesting thread with an engaging topic
>archived with 4 replies
>be worthless subhuman ugly dyke
>make shitty thread about getting rejected by ugly commie subhuman at starcucks
>55 replies and counting(from supposed misogynists)
I hate you subhuman fucking simps so much, at this rate I don't even care anymore I'm glad you fuckers suffer, fuck you I hope soiciety just gets worse and none of you rats gets laid, get cancer and drop dead.