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Anonymous No.82288026 >>82288043 >>82288145 >>82288267 >>82288270 >>82288306 >>82288320 >>82288344 >>82288351 >>82289844 >>82291430 >>82291473 >>82291488 >>82292211 >>82292537 >>82294029 >>82294513 >>82295418
Im a 26 year old man without a drivers license. I have a major phobia. Thinking about moving to NYC because its the only place in the country I wont be a freak for not driving
Anonymous No.82288043 >>82288231
>>82288026 (OP)
>I'm a total loser
>I want to move to the highest COL area I can think of
Are you capable of making good life decisions anon or do you just think up random shit?
Anonymous No.82288145
>>82288026 (OP)
ok whats your question
Anonymous No.82288231 >>82288405
>>82288043
Yeah thats basically the only reason its not a no brainer. Id be poor but socially accepted and not a freak, and there would be stuff to do around me which would be cool. I wish there more cities in America that werent built for cars
Anonymous No.82288258
I am 34 and I have never lived away from my parents/mom (dad died), the girl is pretty
Anonymous No.82288267
>>82288026 (OP)
Same, the fact that driving is the default and expected is retarded. I wish I lived in some urbanist paradise where the only reason to have a car is to go out to obscure places outside the city where trains won't take you.
Anonymous No.82288270
>>82288026 (OP)
there is a lot of cities in the US you can get by without driving, can you at least bicycle too?
Anonymous No.82288294
Its not a phobia you are just a wimp
Anonymous No.82288306 >>82294029
>>82288026 (OP)
I've unloaded untold buckets to this video.
Sometimes huge spouts of cum. Seriously wish I had a cute short haired gf to blow me like this.
Anonymous No.82288320 >>82288333 >>82288565
>>82288026 (OP)
You need a non-drivers ID or US pass port for identification purposes regardless.
I have a non-driver ID (REAL ID compliant) I got in lower Manhattan
Anonymous No.82288333
>>82288320
Yeah I have my state id or whatever
Anonymous No.82288344 >>82288565 >>82288585
>>82288026 (OP)
>Thinking about moving to NYC because its the only place in the country I wont be a freak for not driving
Dude, they have the entire police force AND thousands of national guard deployed in the metro.
NYC is NOT safe there is crime around every corner, public transport is grimy and disgusting, people are anxious to go out in public.
You also can't afford to migrate there like a refugee all by yourself. You will NEED a roommate or 3 unless you're working a cushy job that can cover $3k+ rent and $500 in bills a month.
You are basically asking for the hardest possible life as opposed to just driving.
Honestly, for someone so mentally weak, I would join the military as it's your only hope for destroying the laziness in your mind. You will never build up the discipline by yourself. You're just putting off the inevitable.
Anonymous No.82288351
>>82288026 (OP)
it gets less scary the more you drive, half of it is knowing where you're going cos that tells you what lane to be in
Anonymous No.82288379
I would probably move to a smaller east coast city like new haven or richmond
Most places in New England are walkable or have viable public transit
Anonymous No.82288405 >>82291719
>>82288231
Driving is not your problem it's not a phobia you are just incredibly weak willed with 0 direction in life.
Part of living is having the same privileges as everyone else. You literally have less freedom than dirty impoverished third worlders by your own choice.
If other people make fun of you for not having a license, they're right. You're being pathetic. It doesn't take a genius to get a license.
I'm a fucking 24 year old loser but atleast I have my license.
You are not a freak, you are embodying a freak. Its time to wake up and be a responsible adult.
You are literally failing yourself every day you do not have this.
It's perfectly normal to not want to drive but not having the ability to drive by choice is mental slavery.
You are better, so be better.
Anonymous No.82288565 >>82288598 >>82288598
>>82288344
>Dude, they have the entire police force AND thousands of national guard deployed in the metro.
>NYC is NOT safe there is crime around every corner, public transport is grimy and disgusting, people are anxious to go out in public.
Not true.
I >>82288320
have lived here all my life and can attest that outside of some bad areas and isolated incidents involving crazy homeless people (often victimizing other crazy homeless people) the city is relatively safe, and no one is "anxious" or afraid to go out.
>You also can't afford to migrate there like a refugee all by yourself. You will NEED a roommate or 3 unless you're working a cushy job that can cover $3k+ rent and $500 in bills a month.
This is true, however.
It's very expensive here. I've wanted to leave b/c of that, but my aging parents need assistance, so here I am.
Anonymous No.82288585 >>82288606
>>82288344
Its one of the safest big cities in America kek. You are a pussy
Anonymous No.82288598
>>82288565
>$3k+ rent
I >>82288565
would add that a lot of long-term residents get rent stablized apartments.
Mamdani (the reddit candidate) pays $2,300 for a 1br in Astoria, despite being nepo baby with a six-figure income.
Curtis Sliwa (the 4chan candidate) also lives in a rent stablized apartment with his wife and six (I think) cats.
Anonymous No.82288606 >>82288856
>>82288585
yeah but imagine how hot it would be for me to stick my hot 7" down your throat
Anonymous No.82288856
>>82288606
Might be depending on how you look. I am bi-curious and interested in cocks. Faggot
Anonymous No.82289844 >>82290609
>>82288026 (OP)
Have you even tried driving?
Anonymous No.82290609
>>82289844
No if im being honest. I did when I was like 17 and went over a curb in a parking lot and blew out my moms tire. Its just clearly not for me im not coordinated
Anonymous No.82291430 >>82292098 >>82292312
>>82288026 (OP)
I lived in NYC with and without a car and not having a car sucks ass even there
Anonymous No.82291473
>>82288026 (OP)
Driving a car is honestly quite scary. I own a moped and its quite fun. Much easier to ride around.
I think the only way I could learn to drive a car is if I were to like own land I can just fuck around in a car on, otherwise too much shit is happening.
In my country its expected you learn manual though.
Anonymous No.82291488 >>82291635
>>82288026 (OP)
trust me getting the license will get you better dividends than moving to an expensive pozzed left wing city like cuck york. your wallet will be raped by that hellhole don't believe hollywood fantasies about new york avoid it
Anonymous No.82291537
I was also afraid of driving.

I took a driving exam a few days ago and all the fear vanished immediately. Cars are surprisingly easy to control and maneuver

18 BTW. My dad got it even younger.
Anonymous No.82291635
>>82291488
Yeah man! Just live in the middle of nowhere and save all your money doing nothing all day. And be surrounded by a bunch of old faggots
Anonymous No.82291719
>>82288405
The angry robot is unable to fathom that other people have different challenges to him. I think moving to the highest COL city in the world is pretty brave for no license anon
Anonymous No.82292098 >>82292294
>>82291430
Having a car in nyc is a massive pain in the ass
t. has a car in nyc
Anonymous No.82292104
>NYC
are you a cute twink?
Anonymous No.82292211 >>82292931
>>82288026 (OP)
You wont survive if you're a frail manlet
Anonymous No.82292294
>>82292098
Having the car is essential for one thing in NYC- LEAVING NYC
Seriously though in some parts of queens the parking is really not that bad but if it's Manhattan I get it.
Anonymous No.82292312
>>82291430
You must be rich paying for all that parking
Anonymous No.82292524 >>82293953
gas gas gas imma step on the gas tonight i'll fly & be your hero yeah yeah yeah i'm going quick as a flash
Anonymous No.82292537
>>82288026 (OP)
You're not a "freak" for not driving or knowing how to drive bruh. Real talk bruh. You need to pay for some driving lessons, get your permit, take the written test (done online on computers now) and the actual driving portion. It depends what state you live in that determines how "hard" your driving test will be. Honestly it is all in your head. The driving portion is simple and they don't ask for parallel parking.
Anonymous No.82292931 >>82293354
>>82292211
Millions of women and trannies and disabled people survive there
Anonymous No.82293354 >>82293631
>>82292931
Are you a fucking trannie faggot?
Anonymous No.82293631 >>82293940
>>82293354
No you fucking moron. But if they can live there so can short guys
Anonymous No.82293940 >>82297799
>>82293631
You get chewed up if you're white and a pussy
Anonymous No.82293953
>>82292524
shoo niggerposter
Anonymous No.82294029
>>82288026 (OP)
>>82288306
sauce on that cumslut?
Anonymous No.82294513 >>82294814 >>82296417
>>82288026 (OP)
I've seen the porn video of that screenshot. It reminds me that people on the comment section of it were making fun of the dude saying he only came small droplets of semen and the girl was defending him saying he is fine and she likes how much he cums or some shit. Funniest gosling moment of my life
Anonymous No.82294814 >>82294833 >>82295083 >>82296673 >>82297254
>>82294513
Do you remember the name of the video?
Anonymous No.82294833 >>82295083
>>82294814
nta but I'm sure you could find it with a reverse image search. google might not but yandex or tineye should work
Anonymous No.82295083
>>82294814
>>82294833
I literally instantly found it by reverse image searching it with google. I know the anon is horny but surely there's enough blood circulating up there to allow him to reason, yeah?
Anonymous No.82295418
>>82288026 (OP)
NYC is not happening, but maybe something like center city or fishtown in philly. Also don't get how you're going to be riding a bike around cars and be afraid of driving one but I guess that's what a phobia is. My brain as a driver the two feel pretty much the same I'm probably more anxious riding my bike.
Anonymous No.82296417
>>82294513
Same. Makes me feel hope.
Anonymous No.82296673
>>82294814
Search elf/forest fairy cosplay blowjob you'll find it
Anonymous No.82297254
>>82294814
Never jack off. Its the worst thing you can do.
Anonymous No.82297799
>>82293940
Awesome race cuck fantasies you loser
Anonymous No.82298721
just leave usa, it's a country for cars