I unironically hate my mom
Its not even my looks that are keeping me from getting a girlfrend, I'm fucked in the head from growing up watching my dad get belittled by my mother. I was a little bastard and often sided with her, but secretly hoped he would smack the living shit out of her. Looking at it back now I even think if he killed her in a fit of rage it would have been 100% deserved. What makes it even more funny is that she used to date a abusive jerk and my dad never laid a finger on her - Did being a good kind man earn him respect? No, his kindness was seen as weakness.