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Anonymous No.82289547 >>82289587
I can entertain myself for hours writing complete schizo nonsense in reply to things I see here, knowing completely well that nobody is going to read or interact with anything I say. If it were up to me I would be on adderall and caffeine sitting in a computer chair at the crack of dawn with 100 tabs open of 4chan threads, youtube comments, etc just HAMMERING out effortposts that have ZERO consequence. I fucking love typing out my thoughts. I can riff on anything. I can find the connection to anything. I feel like I'm absolutely right about something when it can stand on its own unchallenged or the challenges to it are just sarcastic dismissals or equally long missives caused by low IQ misinterpretations. When anyone wrongly points out some flaw in my perfect reasoning I know it's analogous to making a sign error in simple arithmetic or something, so I don't get emotional over it. I wish I had a thousand years so I could just endlessly type away bullshit on the computer and react to things or just spill my observations. Inwardly, it's immensely fulfilling and satisfying.
Anonymous No.82289587 >>82289744
>>82289547 (OP)
>nobody is going to read or interact with anything I say
An AI will read all of it
I hope your content is good and makes it chuckle
Anonymous No.82289744 >>82290034
>>82289587
I look back on comment replies from months and years ago with the fondness that a man in the past had for a shelf of baseball trophies or something. I wish I had screencapped every interesting thread and made a scrapbook document these last 6-7 years. I sometimes go into the archive and type keywords I remember from arguments or just funny shit I've authored or caused in the past and I reread them with nostalgia.
I also used to draw MS Paint memes and I look those up too to masturbate my ego. I love seeing one reposted and then clicking on "find the same image" in the archive and seeing it being used by so many anons. I've even seen my work in YouTube thumbnails by sloptubers, my favorite kind of content ofc.
I should be canonized as a god of unemployment. I don't just talk the talk; I talk all talks, and I will never ever ever walk any sort of walk. I can talk about all walks with the authority of someone who has walked all walks. My fingers have the gift of gab but functionally speaking I am a deaf-mute.
Anonymous No.82290034 >>82290484
>>82289744
I love posting and combing styles and topics and everything. Random schizo babble, thoughtful arguments, all lowercase, all uppercase. Word plays, rhymes, unexpected twists, abusing grammar, everything. Even if it means samefagging. Exploring the limits of language. Only 120 IQs will know
Anonymous No.82290484
>>82290034
They made a big deal about me having a high IQ and how "you've been tested, kid, you're in the 120-130 range" but I typically only run at 100 to save battery and fit in with normies better. If I can't find anything interesting to do and I'm alone I like powering down into retard mode for fun, and some classics I always revisit are pretending I'm an animal, pretending being an NPC in a video game, and aggroing, jerking off for hours, etc.

Yapping online is the only activity where it sustains my nearly full interest and concentration