Thread 82291199

if i post the same thing here every day for weeks or months, will i eventually get a parasocial orbiter? i'm really lonely...

>>82291199 (OP)
Is that a benadryl in the pic?
I'll only parasocially orbit you if you're a) a cute girl and b) only talk to me and no one else

>>82291216
yes
mostly true
not happening

>>82291222
>yes
I did those once and thought I was dying for days after.
>mostly true
what's the uncertainty from, cute or girl?
>not happening
Then my attention shall waver and wander and you shall be alone once more

>>82291234
yeah they're scawwy
both i guess
it's okay i've learned to expect nothing so that i can't be disappointed

i'll save you time and do it starting now.
won't ever actually interact with you from here on out, though. it'll be purely in my own head.

>>82291246
:( that's no good
i want the attention....

>>82291242
>both i guess
Do you wear cute clothes at least?
>it's okay i've learned to expect nothing so that i can't be disappointed
A good mindset for approaching life

>>82291222
>>82291234
>not happening
What a whore

>>82291264
no haha i only wear tshirts and jeans
i don't really ever have a reason to wear cute clothes. i guess i would do it if i had a reason, but i don't really
>>82291266
more like i know robots are flakey, so i'm not putting all my eggs into one basket until i'm confident i'm happy with the results

>>82291275
you don't have any eggs tranny

>>82291275
>no haha i only wear tshirts and jeans
Get skirts with cute patterns, blouses in solid colors, and cardigans of wool. You do have a reason to wear cute clothes, it will make you feel cute which will make you happy.

>>82291284
lol
pretty cruel, but i still laughed
>>82291303
i'm really bad at fashion so i fear i would just make a fool of myself

>>82291315
>i'm really bad at fashion so i fear i would just make a fool of myself
Tartan skirt in dark colors, white blouse, cardigan or pullover in colors complimentary to the skirt, black hose, brown loafers. That's all you need to do to look put together and cute. If it's too hot get rid of the sweater and maybe the hose. You can swap the tartan skirt for a more summery one too but who leaves the house in the summer?

>>82291356
ugh i wish i knew someone like you irl so i could just have you pick out stuff for me and then i would buy it and wear it
that would be so nice
fashion is so confusing. i'm always really impressed when people seem to be into it

>>82291372
You can try looking for pictures of girls in clothes you find cute and then trying to copy them. You want most of what you get to not be too loud though, if you have some crazy shirt you're not going to be able to match it to your bottoms easily. A solid colored blouse will fit most skirts pretty well, especially if the blouse is white (maybe black if you're doing a goth thing?). So you get a few white blouses, a few skirts in whatever style you like, and a nice pair of shoes that work with the overall look, and you're all set.

>>82291441
it's not that i'm literally physically incapable of it, really. it's something of a mental block, i think. in my ideal scenario, someone would pick out the things for me to wear, send me the link, and i would just order and wear it without ever having to actually think about it
i realize i'm kind of weird

>>82291315
bro is a tranny? abandon thread

>>82291449
Oh like a dress up doll, that's cute

>>82291483
ugh, it's a little bit embarrassing to phrase it like that, but effectively yes, that's my dream. it would be really, really nice to have that i think

>>82291490
It's a cute dream and I approve of it. What's embarrassing about being a dress up doll anyway? That seems like a fairly normal thing to do with your partner tbqh

>>82291508
well, i don't have a partner, so im not really sure what's normal in that regard i guess

>>82291575
Someday you will nonna and when you do you should just tell them you want to be a dress up doll for them. They'll probably be into it.

omg are you the femanon im talking to on discord? are you doing okay?

>>82291661
ugh no way that would 1000% scare a normie off
>>82291691
probably not i don't really talk to many people

>>82291758
>ugh no way that would 1000% scare a normie off
Why are you dating normies? And I don't know, I think a lot of guys enjoy controlling their partner a little. Dressing them isn't too weird or extreme.

ill be a parasocial orbiter, do you have discord? (im a cute tall guy btw)

if you're interesting then yea i'll orbit you

>>82291804
well im not dating anyone lol
it would be nice to be dressed like that
do you really think there are people out there who would like that?
>>82291828
gosh i didn't expect someone to ask already this is kind of shocking
>>82291831
i'm really frighteningly boring unfortunately. like really not interesting even in the slightest

can you tease me and bully me in a flirty way and stuff if you like me?

>>82291839
>do you really think there are people out there who would like that?
I think a large chunk of men would at least go along with it and maybe 5-10% would actually be into it in a real way. I'd be into it, but I'm into lifestyle master/servant play so that's a given.

>>82291853
i'm not good at doing that in a flirty way. most people think i am just being mean lol
>>82291880
huh, interesting.... so who would be the servant in this scenario?

you should drop the discord pretty please

>>82291978
>huh, interesting.... so who would be the servant in this scenario?
I would be the master, my partner the servant. It would be odd if the servant were telling the master how to dress anyway, right?

>>82291983
i don't want to post mine here, but you can if you want
>>82292031
i'm not sure how it works really. because it also feels weird for the master to be spending the time to pick out clothes and dress a servant. that sort of feels like what a servant would do to care for a master. so i'm not really sure how it works. i could see it going either way i guess

>>82291199 (OP)
wow, ive never become obsessed with someone before. it seems new to me.

>>82292046
>because it also feels weird for the master to be spending the time to pick out clothes and dress a servant
It's just a form of control. He owns you so he chooses how you look, how you dress, how you act, whether you get rewarded or punished. There are levels to it, most people don't do it too extremely or as a lifestyle. The master doesn't literally put the clothes on you though, he just picks what you get to wear.

>>82292053
i think it would be nice to have someone be obsessed with me
>>82292071
oh... well that's pretty good still. though i think i might prefer if he did

>>82292122
So are you a biological woman or trans? I am also really lonely.

>>82292139
>So are you a biological woman or trans?
what do you think, anon?

>>82292195
Sorry you're only good as a practice gf for straight doods.

>>82292122
wouldnt you rather a healthier relationship, like an acquaintance or a friend? i noticed that in your post you said the word parasocial which seems to imply that you dont engage in contact with said orbiter. what is the appeal in this over a typical relationship?

>>82292209
lol that's so depressing because you probably genuinely feel that way
aaaahhhhhh god
>>82292216
i mean in theory, yes. but a real healthy relationship comes with stakes and risks, which is scary. a parasocial orbiter doesn't

>>82292310
i understand why you feel that way. i have trouble with maintaining too.

>>82292439
maintaining relationships i mean.

>>82292439
yeah, it's really difficult for me. people are very scary

i should bump my thread...

>>82292122
>oh... well that's pretty good still. though i think i might prefer if he did
It's still within the bounds of that kind of relationship but maybe moves from master/servant to father/daughter or something like that. You would usually have a conversation beforehand about what you want and don't want so that everyone is happy with the arrangement.

>>82293038
I really like how you type. Also bumping your own looking-for-an-orbiter thread is really cute. I'm gonna obsess over you and continually harass you until you give me attention.

>>82293080
haha, that's definitely way more embarrassing than the other one. i don't think i would ever ever be able to admit to wanting this irl. but the way you describe it does make it sound pretty nice
>>82293128
how do i type?
>Also bumping your own looking-for-an-orbiter thread is really cute.
ugh gosh no it's just embarrassing

>>82293181
>that's definitely way more embarrassing than the other one
Fetish stuff is all embarrassing, part of being in a loving relationship is being able to safely communicate your wants and needs to your partner without judgement.

What does being a 4chan orbiter imply? How do you orbit an anonymous person in a thread?

>>82293181
>how do i type?
like an awkward femanon whose only medium of socialization is the internet. cute!

this whole thread reads like the dorkiest virgin you could imagine giving his best attempt at a girls personality but only coming off as an insufferable pick me troon

>>82293198
well i need to find a partner first..... and i feel like the chances of being able to do that, let alone one who would indulge such niche interests........ they're not very good
>>82293206
well i was a little inspired by https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/82290830/ i guess. so like if i were to post consistently enough then people might give me a name and try to summon me or something
>>82293277
>>82293278
lol, written almost at the exact same time
really makes you think.....

>>82293283
>so like if i were to post consistently enough then people might give me a name and try to summon me or something
Start posting about either things that have a similar subject matter everytime or start avatarfagging. Also maybe adopt a fake personality so people like you more. You don't even have to be nice as long as you stand out from the regular anons

>>82293283
>i feel like the chances of being able to do that, let alone one who would indulge such niche interests........ they're not very good
It's not *that* niche but a lot of guys into the father/daughter stuff are psychopaths. Getting a partner shouldn't be that hard if you look unless you actually are trans which is probably something of a complication.
Also if you really want to get famous on the board you need to pick your own name and start tripfagging or else make sure you always post using the same image until people start recognizing you.

>>82293283
>really makes you think.....
As you can see, I'm already your most devoted orbiter and staunchest defender. You should let me see your feet.

>>82293300
i don't want to adopt a fake personality as that would defeat the purpose of this
i should probably think about what sort of niche i want to fill, though, so people can recognize me... hmmm.....
>>82293305
i'm unfortunately really picky and have lots of factors that make it difficult for me to find a partner. that is just one factor out of many
>>82293318
heh, my feet are actually really cute, or so i've been told

>>82293392
>i'm unfortunately really picky and have lots of factors that make it difficult for me to find a partner
Being picky is probably better than the alternative. What are these other factors?

>>82293392
>heh, my feet are actually really cute, or so i've been told
Please post your discord I need to properly orbit you so bad.

>>82293392
How old are you? If you're too young then I can't date you.

>>82293410
uhh, i'm rather avoidant, i'm an extreme homebody, most all of my hobbies are solitary, i'm pretty autistic, that sort of thing
>>82293416
i don't know if i want to post mine bc i'm worried people would bully me
>>82293445
i'm really old ugh this is the most embarrassing part actually. i am 27......

sure but are you cute?
don't care if boy or girl just have to be cute.
and if penis must be smaller than mine (6 inches btw)

>>82293475
>uhh, i'm rather avoidant, i'm an extreme homebody, most all of my hobbies are solitary, i'm pretty autistic, that sort of thing
Hello me I guess. You're even old like me. I won't orbit you but I'll give you a (You) when I see you post at least. What are your hobbies?

>>82293475
>i don't know if i want to post mine bc i'm worried people would bully me
Can you send it to this throwaway mail? benis@sharklasers.com
that way you won't have to post it here and I won't have to compete against other orbiters

>>82293518
If I had the email benis it would not be a throwaway I'd use that shit professionally.

>>82293490
i am relatively cute i think. i'm at least not ugly, probably
>>82293492
yaaayyyy it's working already thank you anon ily
my hobbies are pretty much exclusively reading webnovels and recently i have been watching more youtube than normal. i like this guy's stuff a lot https://www.youtube.com/@atrioc he is pretty fun
>>82293518
ummm i guess i can. i'm not sure how good i'll be at keeping up conversation though

>>82293541
>yaaayyyy it's working already thank you anon ily
Just remain entertaining!
I was reading a lot of webnovels a while ago but reverted back to manhwa for whatever reason. What genre are you mostly reading?
That guy's channel is all over the place wow, vidya politics stocks economics. I mostly just watch vidya stuff.

>Ghosted by my orbitee
Such is the life of the stone cold incel...
It never even began...

>>82293595
s-she ghosted you after less than 9 minutes what

>>82293518
>>82293595
>>82293600
i tried to find a throwaway email service that would let me send outgoing mail but couldn't, sorry.....
>>82293578
i read basically only litrpg. so lots of isekai or isekai adjacent stuff. recently i have been a fan of chinese eldritch horror yuri. it's pretty cozy
i don't play video games, but i like to watch other people play

>>82293653
>i read basically only litrpg. so lots of isekai or isekai adjacent stuff
That's exactly what I was reading but primarily ones with yandere characters.
>chinese eldritch horror yuri
Oh that sounds very good and within my interests. Eldritch horror and yandere are my favorites, mostly in manga/manhwa though, but there's not a lot of good eldritch stuff.
Yeah I watch other people playing video games more than I actually play them.

>>82293683
>but primarily ones with yandere characters.
so this has been my other guilty pleasure, ahah..... i actually just started reading a new one tonight, though it hasn't gotten very good yet
you have really good taste anon. i don't super often see people who like to read litrpg stuff. it makes me happy that they're out there

>>82293733
>so this has been my other guilty pleasure
You have excellent taste as well anon. A lot of the manhwa I'm reading now is isekai stuff or at least has a "system" in it. I like seeing the numbers idk I'm probably a little autistic desu. Especially if it's an isekai regressor which I know everyone complains about but it's great escapism. What's your favorite novel?

>>82293775
i like seeing the numbers quite a lot, too. you should post discord i want someone to talk about silly books with
i'm really really bad at picking favorites but LOTM is a classic. right now my favorite is probably one of these, but i like lots of others, too
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/dorothys-forbidden-grimoire/
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/the-speedrun-manual-of-miss-witch/
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/a-girl-dies-every-day-in-her-dream-life/

>>82293812
I don't have a discord I'm not really social outside of r9k sorry anon.
Those all look pretty interesting though I'll check those out next time I'm looking to read a novel. I don't know if I have favorite novel, I was reading a lot of trash (affectionate) though lol like:
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/regressor-of-yandere-academy/
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/i-activated-cheat-mode-in-a-bizarre-game/
https://www.novelupdates.com/series/fated-to-be-loved-by-villains/
I really like academy settings I think ctrl + f "academy" would get like half my reading list.

>>82293910
ahhh this is.... quite depressing
i guess i will just have to keep posting here about webnovels and maybe you will be around
i have somewhat mixed feelings about academy stuff... it's good if it's good, but oh my gosh they are such a slog sometimes. it can be sooooo painful

>>82293960
Sorry to disappoint anon. If it's consolation I don't talk to anyone at all, the problem is me not you.
I tend to be around most nights at least.
Yeah they can really drag. I was reading one that went 160 chapters without resolving much and then the author quit I was so mad. All the same, I just like really like the setting. I think it's because I liked Harry Potter as a kid and there's some nostalgic something going on with it but who knows. Do you only read novels or do you ever venture into manga and such?

>>82294018
it's okay. i don't really talk to anyone either (hence making a thread like this)
i actually don't use /r9k/ very much. it's been like.... 6-7 years since i used it regularly. i just popped in randomly today bc i was feeling a bit extra bored and lonely i guess
i pretty much only read novels. if there's something particularly good that's manga only, then i'll read it, but i definitely prefer pure text

>>82294052
I always try to stay off r9k and fail miserably. I've been here since almost the start of the board, it's terrible. Probably for the best that you've been away for so long. Are you intending to be here more often?
That's fair, I'm kind of the opposite to be honest. I used to read a lot of physical novels, especially horror stuff, but over the years I just kind of lost my attention span. Now it's all manga and the occasional web serial (The Last Angel by Proximal Flame over on spacebattles is good if you like sci fi at all). I think the only novel-less manga I'd recommend is:
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series/9o3k9h3/blue-flame-dot-jung
it's not an rpg or anything, just psychological thriller romance, but if you like yandere I think you might enjoy it.

>>82294125
>Are you intending to be here more often?
i probably shouldn't be, and i work long hours, so im not sure if i would even be able to, but i might try a bit this week just to see if my threads are received well
>but if you like yandere I think you might enjoy it.
hah so this is another one of my quirks. i don't really like straight yandere stuff. only yuri/yaoi. when it comes to straight romance, i tend to prefer either steadfast loyalty (e.g., a knight - stereotypical, i know) or else total villainy "i can fix him" type of nonsense

>>82291199 (OP)
Hello, benadryl friend
Want to come over and drink vodka and take Benadryl together?

>>82293283
That's not an orbiter, that's a spammer

>>82291199 (OP)
Ok i will but im going to be an obsessed sex freak about it, deal with it.

>>82294157
i like vodka but benadryl is a no-no, i fear
>>82294172
oh really? i wouldn't know. how are they a spammer?
>>82294182
erm.... i probably just won't engage with the sex stuff, but i guess it's 4chan, so if you want to be like that then it's fine

>>82294142
>and i work long hours
Ah, I'm NEET so I can just be here all the time. I don't recommend it. What do you do for work?
>i might try a bit this week just to see if my threads are received well
I wish you luck anon. I'll drop in if I see the threads of course.
>yuri/yaoi yandere
Oh hm, I've read some yuri yandere manga but mostly I stick to straight pairings.
>i tend to prefer either steadfast loyalty (e.g., a knight - stereotypical, i know) or else total villainy "i can fix him" type of nonsense
Again with the great taste, except I like the "I can fix her" nonsense and I'm guessing the opposite genders on the knightly relationship as you. I read some villainess manga for that dynamic. I'm completely weak to evil women in media or IRL it's actually really sad lel.

>>82294205
>What do you do for work?
it's boring corpo tech
>except I like the "I can fix her" nonsense and I'm guessing the opposite genders on the knightly relationship as you
heh..... the elusive straight male bottom
>I'm completely weak to evil women in media or IRL it's actually really sad lel.
well, being honest, who among us is without sin? they are pretty irresistible........

>>82294237
>it's boring corpo tech
Oh that's actually in line with my interests too. If someone would ever hire me that's what I'd be doing kek.
>heh..... the elusive straight male bottom
n-no it's not bottom behavior I s-swear
>they are pretty irresistible.....
Seriously. If a girl is mean to me my knees go weak and if she's mean to everyone I lose my spaghetti. I saw Cruel Intentions too young and it did terrible things to me.