← Home ← Back to /r9k/

Thread 82292170

25 posts 12 images /r9k/
Anonymous No.82292170 >>82292229 >>82292319 >>82292325 >>82292455 >>82292540 >>82293384 >>82294419 >>82294671 >>82295285
If we had asked out every girl we liked by now we would all have girlfriends. Kinda crazy to think about.
Anonymous No.82292181 >>82292205
You know what? Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna ask every girl I see on the street. I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner
Anonymous No.82292205
>>82292181
The rules for this have all been planned out. You ask one girl per building for her number. Grocery stores, malls, the park, the movie theatre, the swimming pool. If you ask multiple girls you start looking like a problem. Black guys are really good at this, ive never seen a white boy reject a black cock in his sphincter:
Anonymous No.82292229
>>82292170 (OP)
bro i live with my parents in a garbage heap with no job no money no education no car no licence no skills no nothing, literally nobody would be with me ha heh lol
Anonymous No.82292239 >>82292269 >>82292314 >>82292324 >>82292665
Men will spends years arguing why its impossible for them to get pussy rather than trying to get pussy, then wonder why they don't get pussy.
Anonymous No.82292269
>>82292239
Its hard because all the girls outside make sexual comments to me when im not looking at their faces. And, the demon Satan who controls them speaks to me with telepathy and told me he would never let me cum. Theoretically I guess, its possible to talk to a woman. But, Satan can control them to do whatever he wants. He has sick fetishes and enjoys domination and pain.
Messi No.82292314
>>82292239
>it's impossible to get pussy ?
It's 20$ , quality pussy is what we want no t some ex raped foid
Anonymous No.82292319
>>82292170 (OP)
That would not have happened
Anonymous No.82292324
>>82292239
yup, not worth all the work women put you through just to date them.

Specially knowing, they gave their pussy for free to chad in just a hookup
sage No.82292325
>>82292170 (OP)
>Who was first person approacher? Did he finally get a gf or was he arrested for approaching women in public?
How quickly morons forget.
Anonymous No.82292455 >>82292476
>>82292170 (OP)
>If we had asked out every girl we liked by now we would all have girlfriends. Kinda crazy to think about.
All 4 times I genuinely liked a girl, I was friendzoned. I stopped pursuing women after the 4th. I think I was around 22.
Anonymous No.82292476 >>82292666
>>82292455
Yeah thats the same dude as me bro. I also have only liked 4 girls, and these 4 girls were like wayyyyyy hotter dude than the other pieces of crap walking around out there. Those other girls look like poop faced idiots, like goblins almost like complete garbage compared to the other girls that I wanted. Lol but yeah every guy I guess wants the same hot as fuck girls, but yeah. Theres not really any hope here, the god of this reality is even worse. He fucking lies to us about everything because it makes it easier to steal from humans.
Anonymous No.82292540 >>82292563
>>82292170 (OP)
that is an exquisite anime
Anonymous No.82292563
>>82292540
GTO taught me to be ok with not getting pussy even if you're a super badass teacher guy that knows kungfu.
I really want to become a teacher but thats too much work in college i hope my state brings back shop for students teaching some young men to fix cars and weld would be a dream for me
Anonymous No.82292665
>>82292239
It's more satisfying to be honest. If they won't swim a mile for me, they shouldn't expect me to do them a favor. Exposing the two-faced nature of foids can be cathartic.
Anonymous No.82292666
>>82292476
The girls I liked weren't beauties or anything, even though I found them cute in their own way. They were all pretty average. What drew me to ask them out was that I either had a rapport with them or it was reasonable to assume we'd be a good match based on how we were getting along as acquaintances.

Wasn't able to take the humiliation of it all after 22. I'd rather just work and then go home to work out and play video games. I have an imagination if I get lonely or horny, so whatever. I'll start asking girls out again once I'm ready for marriage at around 30.
Anon12281 No.82293375
I am 37, married with kids, and still so lonely that i have had 2 affairs with a couple alt girls in their 20s. I miss both of them and love them and I love my wife too. Lonliness is evil
Anonymous No.82293384 >>82293469
>>82292170 (OP)
What the fuck am i supposed to tell her that i want to fuck her? Or am i supposed to put up some charade like an idiot, oh how was your day will you fuck me if it rains tomorroe WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT.
Anonymous No.82293457 >>82293499
i was too afraid to ask anyone out. luckily, i was apparently diserable enough several girls asked me out and i accepted some of them (read: all of them, holy shit i was so fucking lonely and weird, anyone could of asked me). but to this day, i have never approached or asked a girl anything in relation to anything related to dating. im 34, and if im that fucking out of touch what are the kids doing these days holy shit
Anonymous No.82293469 >>82293499
>>82293384
apparently yes, this is what you were supposed to do. before i got that first real gf, i had maybe two girls date me and break up with me because i wasn't...forceful enough. im with you on this one, if i had acted the way they wanted me to do, i would of considered that rape. just didnt get the message lmao i guess
Anonymous No.82293499
>>82293469
>>82293457
both those girls i dated before the "real" gf turned into guys, i was getting worried i was so shit i was turning women into men, then got that long term gf i couldnt have sex with at all and my self sense of worth and self esteem cratered lel
Anonymous No.82294419
>>82292170 (OP)
No we wouldn't.
Anonymous No.82294431
Just approach bro it's so easy if you're in the top 5%
Anonymous No.82294671
>>82292170 (OP)
If I were to ask out every girl I liked I'd have to ask out 0 women.
Anonymous No.82295285
>>82292170 (OP)
I'd be in prison, dumbass.