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Anonymous No.82294351 >>82294358 >>82294361 >>82294397 >>82294438 >>82294764 >>82295423 >>82295893
I tried to larp as a vigilante and it turns you do not stumble onto adventure taking out criminal conspiracies, organized crime, and etc. it actually takes years and years worth of detective work and building a case to actually perform a bust.

What actually happens is you just pester a bunch of belligerent drunks into going home before the cops get called and send YOU home. Real life is so fucking gay.
Anonymous No.82294358
>>82294351 (OP)
Yeah dumbass, next time take down a billionaire, not some fucking randos
Anonymous No.82294361
>>82294351 (OP)
vigilantism is over-rated. New trend is getting revenge on those who wronged you. much more rewarding.
Anonymous No.82294397
>>82294351 (OP)
If this is real, may I ask what the fuck possessed you to do this?
Doom No.82294438 >>82294500 >>82294764
>>82294351 (OP)
Being a vigilante just encourages highly problematic retards like me to come out of the woodwork and escalate our antisocial behavior to piss you of or to cause actual harm to you, your loved ones, and/or the people you're trying to protect for no other reason than a sheer sense of vindictive hatred and our own amusement.

Want to make the world a better place? Go volunteer at a soup kitchen or food pantry and encourage those who are lesser than you to get their lives together. But you don't actually care about making the world a better place, do you?
Anonymous No.82294500 >>82294593
>>82294438
Decapitating companies does make the world a better place actually
Anonymous No.82294593 >>82295177 >>82295464 >>82295921
>>82294500
If you're suggesting what i think you are let me just say that's absolutely fucking retarded. You don't kill a hydra by chopping off it's head, it's just going to grow back two more and be angrier than before.
Retards who have this delusional believe that going after random CEOs or politicians they dislike will actually fix anything need to warehoused. Did Luigi have any effect on the insurance companies evil actions? Imagine if Trump was actually assassinated.... Like how fucked up would shit have gotten?
You like being an American and having access to guns? Stop thinking that using them to indulge in your little power fantasy of killing all the rich and powerful people will save da world.

You want to defeat evil? Dismantle it on a systematic level. Become the very thing you claim to hate and with your power try your best to make the world a better place before you and yours also fall to corruption that comes with any true power....
Vigilantism on all levels is just retarded losers that liked the punisher and Batman a little too much as children.
Anonymous No.82294764 >>82294870
>>82294351 (OP)
based vigilante anon i've thought about doing the same since i was 15 even have a costume planned out and train martial arts, i've not fallen onto despair to the point of actually going through with it though.
can you share some of your stories? i'd like to hear them.
>>82294438
you somehow managed to be cringier than me or op, go back to your patrick bateman tiktok edits you fucking edgy weirdo "antisocial" faggot
Doom No.82294870 >>82294894
>>82294764
You talk like a really insecure faggot and your grift or false confidence is painfully transparent. Not everyone who is openly misanthropic but friendly is some autistic cringelord. Sure, I made it about me specifically but I'm not wrong, vigilantism generally just creates an escalation from the vigilantes targets.
Anonymous No.82294880
>being le epic vigilante by bothering and pissing random people off for no reason
praying you get mugged and shot
Anonymous No.82294894 >>82294920
>>82294870
blah blah tldr go slit your wrists "antisocial" namefag
Doom No.82294920 >>82295945
>>82294894
You think you're trolling but really you're just showing how cringey and new you are. I'd advise you go back to tiktok or club penguin or whatever platform the "cool" kids use.
Anonymous No.82295177
>>82294593
We can't vote ourselves out of this. Democracy is the very thing that allowed the hydra to be born. One politician or ceo or banker or judge getting what they deserve makes the world appreciably better. Luigi did a very good thing. Imagine if even just ten more did the same, a hundred, or a thousand. If just a tenth of one percent of the population in America did this. That's 340,000 acts of justice and good administered, assuming each one of these brave heroes, saints, and martyrs were only able to bring retribution to one person. The removal of 340,000 of the most wicked people would absolutely fix many of our problems. And it would discourage future agents of evil from doing the same, knowing that they could very well be next if they act maliciously as well.
Anonymous No.82295423
>>82294351 (OP)
this is why pred beaters are doing the wrong thing, any evidence they do get immediately gets wasted and then THEY get beaten
Anonymous No.82295464 >>82296462
>>82294593
>nooooooooo violence is not the answer
>we have hecking democracy!!!
Country was founded through violence. Violence is always the answer.
Anonymous No.82295710 >>82295931
Im being completely serious when I say you should just start killing homeless people. Alot of the druggies near me are animals that yell incoherently all day, trying to start fights. You'd make the neighbor hood better. And if they're outside it should be easy. Knife and a change of clothes. I know an American kid with a silencer too, so that could be a better optiion, I dunno much about guns tho as an Aussie
Anonymous No.82295893
>>82294351 (OP)
Whats the opposite of vigilante?
Im willing to cause a little mischief become your nemesis
Give you something to aim for
Anonymous No.82295921
>>82294593
Yes, actually, they changes their most controversial policies in fear of further action. So it worked. But regardless of whether it works or not, I think it's admirable to take such action against what one perceives to be evil. About systematic dismantling, that's right, but 1. is also reached by violence, only organized and large-scale, and 2. is impossible for the individual to strive towards. The individual has two choices, if there is no movement for them to attach themselves to (and there isn't): giving up and doing nothing at all ever, or questionably effective martyrdom.
Anonymous No.82295931 >>82295958
>>82295710
Knife is too risky, change of clothes just increases the attack surface for collection of evidence. If anything with the gorgon like cameras, satellite, and ai changing clothes would draw extra attention
Poison can be harder to trace and with sufficient skill the victim won't even know they've been killed until some hour or days later. Particularly with drug addicts you can make it a self administered justice. Leave food or drugs out, clothing, whatever, but in a way that taking would be a clear case of theft and not merely a chanced upon valuable that was abandoned. This ensures only people who deserve to die are poisoned. They would have to be so evil that they stole something. And while flimsy, it is defensible.
>shucks, I did not expect anyone to steal from me, I'm the victim not them
>what kind of person just steals someone's deadly poison and bologna sandwich and then eats it?
Anonymous No.82295933
I just pull the mr smith card and name the jew in public
Anonymous No.82295945
>>82294920
If you're talking about attacking someone or their loved ones "for your own amusement" and also ynironically using the term problematic, as well as describing yourself as "antisocial" then yes you are a colossal faggot.

Suck a cock.
Anonymous No.82295958
>>82295931
leaving out a poison bologna sandwich is hilarious
Anonymous No.82296462
>>82295464
Why do these idiots always forget this?