>>82295399 (OP)
>How do normies get girlfriends?
Who the fuck knows. I was fucking cooking my potatoes in the dorm one day, They came as a group. Were nice enough to greet me and smile - I gave each of them a small potato with butter and cheese. One seemed tense and slightly unhappy, but ate the potato anyway. Fast forward a few days and we have a group hiking trip. Love mountains, so why not. Unappy one grabs my hand on the way down, turns out she was just pokerfacing as a defence. Still holding hands 11 years later.
Had a "gf" before, but nothing personal - just horny teens touching each other. Still have no idea how to explain to my /b/ros that it was not hard.