Thread 82297809

redbull is inferior to monster

>>82297809 (OP)
yeah but monster makes me feel like I'm back in middle school trying to convince my best friend that giving me a blowjob isn't cheating, and doesn't make her a whore

>>82297809 (OP)
red bull is literally not innovating any new tastes and that will be the end of red bull, monster is doing shit.

you will die and redbull will prosper

Both taste bad
Just drink coffee you disgusting amaricans

>>82297809 (OP)
arguably yes, but it heavily depends on which flavour monster you get, and people will hevily judge you for anything but the white one