Thread 82298233

>look handsome from the front
>have the worst side profile known to man

why would god burden me like this

I'm the same, genuinely who gives a shit man? How often are people gonna stare at your side profile compared to the front of you?

>>82298233 (OP)
Grow a chin.

>>82298270
pretty often because i cant maintain eye contact so i end up turning my head when i talk
>>82298664
im trying but its hard

>>82298233 (OP)
>look like shit from the front
>look like shit from the side
can't relate

>>82298233 (OP)
Yeah you have to go do a spree killing to show the attractive people you arent a pushover anymore. Every girl gets plapped in her sphincter by a guy, and you will never get to experience plapping a girls sphincter. Go shoot up a movie theatre on a Friday when its got lots of couples who are doing their pre sex carnival event.

>>82298788
at least you have no hope, hope is the worst thing humanly imaginable

>>82298233 (OP)
>am so fat and ugly would probably get turned into a meme if I posted my face

>>82299182
I've been known to get my hopes up for no reason
Occasionally I'll talk to a girl and feel like I'm hitting it off and when it invariably goes nowhere I have to listen to the smiths I know its over on repeat so I don't bash my skull into the wall for being a moron who never learns anything

>>82298767
>i end up turning my head when i talk
doesn't matter what your side profile looks like then, you're gonna look retarded constantly talking to people with your head tilted away from them.

>>82298233 (OP)
>side profile
stupid retard

>Look decent in the mirror
>Look like a circus freak in photos
I don't know which is my true self.