Thread 82298728

Any anons practice any sports as a hobby? Which sports? I'm thinking about signing up for boxing classes to get out of the house more.

You just think youll meet a cute girl at boxing class and you can use boxing as an excuse to get her digits. Thats not going to ever happen, girls have thousands of men who want to put their penis in their mouth. You are a beta male loser.

>>82298728 (OP)
I play football and I made a good friend doing that. Then I made another friend through that friend. Still khhv but it's good progress, plus I'm fit now!

>>82298728 (OP)
im a boxer, i have a record of 9 fights so far, i can tell you what you need to know to get started

>>82298748
>girls have thousands of men who want to put their penis in their mouth. You are a beta male loser.
No, I'm tired of lifting weights in the gym. Got bored. Might as well used my gained strength and cardio for something. Fuck off you cunt

>>82298728 (OP)
i do muay thai, its pretty fun but i fucking hate sparing

>>82298775
>so far, i can tell you what you need to know to get started
any tips for beginners? I'm heading to the gym later today to inquire more.

>>82298789
You seriously believe a girl will sign up to a boxing class just to meet a guy like you. Dude, youre a complete poser. Thats not how the world operates. Only chads get to get into panties. Just go pk in deep wildy, and post a screenshot on the forum of your epic loot.

>>82298818
>Just go pk in deep wildy, and post a screenshot on the forum of your epic loot.
I don't care about girls. If I cared, I would have stated it in my OP kek

>>82298813
ok so basically just dont expect to spar today for one, you wont need much gear but do get a mouth peice at least for later sessions, for session 1 you will be fine. If you are completely new to boxing, start here, this video shows how to make a proper fist
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6by6LBfo6g
thats was lesson one for me
>>82298818
god, the projection from this dude, jfc.

>>82298842
Cope, you truly, honestly have been fathoming there will be a cute girl who will leglock you in the ring to choke you out, and this will lead to you getting her number. Its going to be all men at boxing class. You will be masturbating at home. Even if a girl shows up, shes already got tons of people who text her.

>>82298949
Not him but in my experience, there are pleanty of women at boxing classes, but its a bad enviornment to get girls, they are there to train and study. Anyways, keep projecting your own fantasies on to OP, we are all learning a lot about you :)

>>82298964
Lol I found another guy. You seriously believe if you keep going to your hobby class, one of the girls will end up marrying you. How did that work for you champion? Did one do it? Hahahahahaha, you are fucking pitiful creatures. Bwahahahahaha.

>>82299009
No i dont actually, i have no interest in romantic pursuits. Keep projecting. Here is what i learned about you so far
>You are lonely and want connection
>You dont like women for some reason
>you likely had a bad experience at a gym and get triggered by the idea of others going to gyms
>you were likely rejected by someone last time you were at a gym
>you for some reason think gyms are good enviornments for romance
>you project your desires and fears on to others possibly without realizing indicating a poor mental state and possibly just a lack of understanding of emotions in general
wanna keep going ?

>>82298728 (OP)
I do weights. I'm a complete shut in neet but I look like a bodybuilder it's kind of fucked up.

>>82298728 (OP)
Good luck nigga its fun, even weirdos get a pass as long as you are nice, I noticed the guys who are the best at it are autistic as fuck

>>82299135
Bwahahahahahahaha I love you dude. Keep showing me your true colors. You seriously believe Ill think you dont want to plap a girl. You literally pray before going outside that a cute girls talks to you. But thats never going to happen unless you stylelimit and charmtop. You should seriously just install wow and level to max level and do a raid, and post about your new epic loot you got from an elite raid. Thats the only dopamine your brains ever gonna be receiving until you die dude then youll not have to worry about women anymore. Every girl you see outside gets fucked in her butt already, enjoy that knowledge.

>>82298791
>i fucking hate sparing
awww why? are they too rough on you?(not being a bastard i swear)

>>82299205
Projection, blah blah blah, more projection, blah blah blah. Also im not into anal so, again, its just your weird fantasies you are putting on display.

>>82299248
Youre not into a pussy either or a mouth. Youre a complete failure and a loser. Mwahahahahaha, look at this incel talking shit. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just kill your whole family. Bwahahahaha

>>82299170
i swear lol, i have some mild form of retardation or braindeadness but boxing always came naturally to me the guys more better than me are usually sped as fuck lol

>>82299265
wow so you fantasize about fucking girls every time you leave the house, AND you fantasize about killing your family? ha ha, keep telling us about yourself, anon, tell us more

>>82299009
>>82299205
>>82299265
this guy is fucking pathetic, jesus christ. usually i dont step into arguments but man, this particular dude is very, very retarded

>>82299307
Didnt read this incel. Youre lower on the totem pole than an average jeet and nigger.

>>82299325
Youre an incel. Go touch grass. Ive fucked so many girls butts I cant even count them all. My cock is huge. Just kill yourself, youll never get to live a good life.

>>82299326
I dont beleive in "totem poles" bro, thats your fantasies leaking out again, i dont veiw people as higher or lower on some mental "totem pole" and if you do, then you are retarded, thats all there is to it, lol

>>82299336
>Ive fucked so many girls butts I cant even count them all.
cant count to 0? lol, you type like a 12 year old. im not gonna insult

>>82298728 (OP)
I did boxing for a few months, it was great.
Currently i play basketball, and i love it. So much to improve on. I get totally cooked by children

>>82299345
Didnt read again. I can see a manletcel with no lower jawcel. Go touch grass.

>>82299378
You conceited the argument, therefore i win. Thank you, thank you. 1 point to me.

>>82299387
What did you win? Ill be having sex again and when I cum im gonna feel more pleasure than you ever have in your entire manlet life.

>>82299397
I won the argument, so thats one point to me, zero points to you. Sorry, some just suck at debates, but youll do better next time. I win this time though, sorry lol :)

>>82299237
first of all, yes, im fucking flyweight and these middleweights are constantly kicking my ribs in
when im sparring another skinny cunt i dont mind it so much

>>82299362
ugggggh i hate bball niggas think because im tall im good at it.
What position do you play do you watch it or just play?

>>82299409
You won an invitation to getting topped on grindr. But you seem too proud, just go shoot up a gym and you can get famous.

I'm a mountaineer and skydiver.

>>82299425
i though you werent reading my posts anymore? Oh! Another point for me, 2 points now, to your zero, nice!! I keep winning, while you~ keep losing.

Not sure if it's a sport but I do climbing, bouldering specifically. I started doing it on my own but I've actually met a few lads there and it's fun and very satisfying as you progress. I'm not big muscle chad but I am a big tall boy so there's some things I can do with my reach that muscle boys can't. Feels good man.

>>82299412
>im fucking flyweight
>skinny cunt
lol i would love you, just let you hit me all day.
just kidding..or am i?
(im not im weird sorry)
Why don't you tell them to tone it down? sparring outside your weight class isn't good if they aren't going light, you should go to a gym with people your weight you could get hurt anon

>>82299438
You will have sex one day in heaven. Jesus will be returning to give you a hot girlfriend who loves your attitude.

Even light boxing / sparring practice gives you the risk of CTE, jiu jitsu much safer and just as practical imo.

>>82299420
I kinda just play whatever, mostly pickup at the park.
But I joined a team for the first time and, it was a struggle.
I never played on a team before, and I dont play basketball video games, so I don't really know the positions very well. I just enjoy defence, and do whatever on offense. I should study the game more though.

I watch NBA now and then. I like Jokic and Doncic, but there are so many unique and talented players that its a lot of fun to watch. I grew up playing hockey, but basketball is much more entertaining to watch and easier to play

>>82299554
Lol you seriously go to the park hoping to have an orgasm into a girl or boys bum. You arent nearly suave enough. Go back to school, getting a degree will translate to getting a bum.

>>82299554
I like larry bird don't know the new guys except lebron and jokic. oh and kyree irving because he had that thing with hating jews one time.
I used to play D, but i hate bball now ever since HS so its all gone from my mind.
Are you on a local team? I can't stand team sports though im kind of a solo guy desu

>>82299450
bouldering is a good autism magnet

>>82299484
>sparring practice gives you the risk of CTE
What if you just want a coach to give you pointers and bag work? Seems safe

>>82299484
Yeah I'm pretty sure I already have cte from when I still wanted to be a fighter. Often times, because I don't proofread, I'll reread a post I've made and see that I skipped entire words multiple times while writing.

>>82299669
nta you have to spar or you'll never get anything out of your skills or learn what you're capable of.
its probably for the best for you to do something soft or less contact if CTE is a concern.
Boxing isnt a hobby.
If you care about defending yourself or practical reasons get a gun or a knife someone messes with you? flash that knife or gun and they'll fuck off lol my 2 cents anyway i do jiu jistu too so i respect it as well

>>82299579
I already graduated. Im working from home right now.
You actually replied to my thread a few days ago. I mentioned how a cute girl I've had a crush on wanted to come watch me play basketball.
>>82299599
Ya Kyrie is woke. I fell in love with hooping because of how bad I am compared to how good I feel I could be. I'm 6'0, so Im hoping to be able to dunk via training.
I played in the Toronto Chinese Basteball team via a random friend inviting me. (I've made like a dozen friends via basketball in just a few years).
I don't mind team sports, I'm capable of being a leader, but honestly the admin/team leader pisses me off. He's always complaining and blaming other people, when he isn't that great of a player.
>>82299669
I did boxing for months and never sparred, and still enjoyed it. You can do light sparring anyway

>>82299751
Yeah she cancelled on you obviously. You were just her backup plan. She has way better guys who she would rather get plapped by.

>>82299751
sounds good, they have a specific team for Chinese descendants?
I can't stand team stuff, im more of a contributor. i'll work solo and contribute to the team but i don't like expectations and blames being put on me, i guess i have slight misanthrope maybe its the pent up aggression and brain damage from fighting lol

>>82299821
No, but most of the teams were primarily chinese, some sri lankans.
My team was mostly phillipino, a couple chinese, a singaporian, a mexican, a sri lankan, and me a white guy. I think the rest of the whites and blacks were playing in higher skill divisions.
I play better with better team mates or opponents because it forces you to play harder. And better team mates are able to give me tips and guidance that is very helpful. Even being chastised for missing a easy lay with something like, 'gotta finish those' is encouraging to play better. I really don't mind losing or being embarrassed in this sport. I'm there to improve and have fun.
Meanwhile my team admin says he hates losing, but his team is literally composed of randoms off facebook, and we're in the second lowest tier of play.

>>82299898
i guess thats a good way to look at it, i never really socialized to the point of liking people so its not my thing.
sounds like a good time doe and lots of friends and exercise. I wish all the time i spent fighting i went out and did a team sport maybe. I tried football but i wasn't experienced enough to play well for only one year

>>82299641
Thank you lad yes I do have autism how did you know?

>>82299925
I naturally like people, just hate myself.
Unfortunately i got into reddit and video games in hs, so my entire UNI life I was alone. So now that i've relearned how to meet people, its been nice.
If you like solo sports, consider doing a triathlon

>>82298856
There is a boxing bag at my gym, I'm very used to the gym and comfortable but I have no idea about the etiquette for striking a bag. Do I need to wear gloves or can I just punch it?

>>82300032
Pfffffffhahahahahahaha bwaha bwaha bwa muahahahahaha mwahahahahaha. This incel. Pfffftthahahahaha puahahahahahaha. This guy honestly truly believes something. Bahahahahahaha. He honestly believes it. I cant stop laughing, ahahahahahaha.

>>82298728 (OP)
I do Muay Thai and BJJ. I wish I could just do MMA, but there isn't a single gym of it where I live.

>>82300042
Honestly get gloves bro you cant punch full force without them they are designed for use with gloves. Sometimes you see people hitting the bags without them , those are guys who had their knuckles and hands built up and calloused over years of punching things, and they still usually dont go full force without gloves.

>>82300042
You can learn to punch barehanded, it takes some time start with gloves if you're new

>>82298728 (OP)
My most solo sports hobbies are running and cycling, as well as lifting.
Yes there are like groups for running and cycling and there are opportunities to be social at the gym as well, but really when it comes to those things I'm focused on only my breathing and my body.
Cycling and also mountain biking I enjoy the freedom and liberation of getting away from everything and exploring new paths. Jogging and running I don't mind circling the same track.

I also trained in a few martial arts for 6 months here, a year there, etc. Kung Fu, Judo, BJJ and MMA. Those are probably my most social sports where it's fun to meet up with the same faces once or twice a week and just make small talk maybe go out to a restaurant or bar after a local fight or promotion and even become legitimate friends with some of them.

I used to swim as a kid/teen, but I fuckin hated getting up at shit o clock in the morning during summer breaks to swim around an ice cold pool full of dead bugs. I never finished the last year of what would've been my certification to be a lifeguard, I knew how to not drown and dive and swim about and that was good enough for me.

Also there's something about autistic guys and BJJ. it's not just like smelly weird dues, there's also plenty of cute girls in BJJ, but there 100% always at least one or two dudes with bad BO that are either really very loud or super quiet.

I guess being squeezed and suffocated is like an extreme hugbox

Are there really that many autists in combat sports? Lmao

>>82301248
Yes, you could tell by all of the supportive equipment they wear because they injure themselves all the time due to poor coordination

I play Australian rules football in amatuers, actually playing okay this year now I'm not rocking up to every game hungover. I do feel for anons who never got coordinated enough in their youth for team sports because it really is a great way to socialize

>>82299484
>jiu jitsu
Goodbye joints, hello pain meds

>>82298728 (OP)
>Any anons practice any sports as a hobby?
Not exactly sports but I was in a LARP group that met once a week in a forest and train with wooden swords. It was a lot of exercise, the wooden swords would get heavy after a while and armor was heavy as well (a chainmail is like 20-30kg depends of what meterial it was made with. Plate armor was heavier) so futigue settled in real fast.
>to get out of the house more
It was nice to have a friend group that shared my hobbies and I did get out of the house more because of it (going to training sessions and games, which would last up to 3 days and required camping on site). Somehow alcohol was usually involved as well.

>>82301923
Fake chain mail. Get real shit if you want to be larp fag or I'll bust all your links open with my godly halfswording skills

>>82302311
>Get real shit if you want to be larp fag
I only got that real shit, man. No fakes, on god.
>I'll bust all your links open with my godly halfswording skills
Bet I can beat you in a duel easy.

Football and basketball, none of them seriously. Should try going to random meetups or something and see how it goes but I don't feel I have time for something like that

>>82301923
this is hardcore man, good exercise. If I were you i'd do supplementing shoulder exercises, for mobility and strength, to avoid injury.
also, don't listen to >>82302311 .
I mean, surely his advice isn't bad, but I meant in terms of his rudeness. Unironically, he is just being tsundere.

>>82302869
>good exercise
It really was. We would train one on one and in formations/lines for hours. Sometimes we did regular exercises like push-ups and sit-ups. But we also made costumes and props and learned acting and scene making.
>If I were you i'd do supplementing shoulder exercises, for mobility and strength, to avoid injury
I used to LARP in the past, and at my peak I was quick footed, agile and a fast swinger (though prone to futigue when armored, which would make me sluggish and slow). Now my body's too atrophied from years of NEETing and I lost all contact with the group I was in. I still wonder wether they still gather at the same spot at the forest every week or not... but all my phone contacts were deleted so no way to find out (and I don't have social media anymore).
>also, don't listen to >>82302311
I don't mind some rudeness.
>I mean, surely his advice isn't bad
What advice? The pic of the chainmail is pulled from google. We used to make them by hand one chain at a time and it'll take forever to build. Full kits (full plate armor and padding (picrel) and so on) are hard to build (need to know some basic blacksmithing, which some of us dabbled in) and expensive to buy; the guys with full kits would be considered hardcore; we had a few guys like that but I prefered light armor or no armor, for agility and mobility.

>>82303275
i mean go to the same spot and take a look around lolz. maybe they'd still want you back. think to yourself: if one of them was in your shoes, wouldn't you want them back, even if it was sorta awkward from the long time without contact?
By the way, you CAN get back to a similar level of strength and even higher, especially if you weren't that strong in your youth, even if you're old. it'll just take a long time and a lot of sleeping and eating.

Muay Thai. I enjoy it because it keeps me fit and strong and makes me feel tough especially when I do well at sparring.

I have tried Krav Maga and Brazilian Jiu-jitsu but BJJ was very expensive and far away from me. Also I sucked at it and it takes a long time to get good to be effective.

Pistol shooting. I can hit a skillet from 40 feet away. I like pistols a lot. I shake and I drink. But I'm so fucking good that it doesn't matter.

>>82299307
>so you fantasize about fucking girls every time you leave the house
I mean...
Not him but yea obviously i want to fuck as much as i can

>>82298728 (OP)
No, I'm too much of a lazy fuck to pick sport as a hobby

I go running. It's fun and cheap to get into. You can also start as a loner activity, then get into clubs if you want to be social