Thread 82302437

So far 6 guy's have offered me money to fuck. I am thinking I would only fuck for four fig's but maybe I would do $500.

Anyone else doing this? Should I do it? I am bored and need excitement. Picrel some poor guy begging to touch me.

>>82302437 (OP)
LOL FAGGOT TRIED TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT WITH VOLUME BUTTON

Considering you don't know what a possessive is and lack value outside of being a hole, yes you should be an escort.

>>82302453
Sorry, I am dumb.

>>82302482
What is a possessive? I want a relationship but no one like's people with issue's. I get sex and money from this...

>>82302494
You mus't be doing that intentionall'y

I aint buyin'g thi's shit

I use "sugar daddy" dating websites, because it's the only way I can date. Typically I pay a girl between $400-600 for a date, and after we've been seeing each other for a while, $2000/mo. This doesn't include gifts, trips, restaurants, etc. There has to be some level of mutual attraction for it to work.

For safety, I would recommend having a "meet and greet" date with any potential sugar daddies where you just get to know each other over dinner or coffee. If he doesn't pay for dinner/coffee then he is a loser and you should find someone else.

Always get your money before anything happens, and if a guy is stingy or flakey then don't date him. If you go to a hotel or a guys house to have sex, make sure you get your money before anything happens, and drop a pin on google maps or whatever and send it to a friend or family member so they know where you are in case he is an axe murderer.

Also be aware of the obvious scams like giving people your bank account information, (don't do that) etc.

>>82302511
>this entire post
DA23j

>>82302437 (OP)
Can we see how u look like body pic I wanna know what gay guys deem attractive

>>82302586
Ugh I guess. Here.
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/q0ws27wn.png

>>82302502
I swear I am not doing it on purpose, lole.

>>82302612
>all my browsers security blocks that link
Kek

>>82302612
Why are so many blacks on the down low?

>>82302676
Lmao that is pretty funny. Might be the domain.

>>82302707
It's crazy man. There are so many dl black guy's. And most have a blank profile but will dm you pic's. Most likely due to black culture and not wanting to be seen as weak so they are not as open.

>>82302724
I was out having a smoke and an african was walking around looking for his key with the flashlight, then he turned around and asked if I was bi. I was like wtf

>>82302735
Well are you bi? I am.

>>82302437 (OP)
i wouldn't trust someone if they keep trying to push after you decline like that, they will be much more pushy irl

>>82302437 (OP)
>But I only fuck white guys
Lmao this is hilarious, some women are just meant to be whores. Go for it, you ain't worth much more

>>82302851
Ikr. Vro was feining for my ghost white skin.

>>82302860
Oh wait you're a faggot. Same thing, not worth much more.
>>82302851
Also this, if they're that pushy then good luck.

>>82302861
if i were you i'd go someone who is a lot more civilized, respectful and formal about it, even offers to pay you beforehand
you probably won't find someone quickly like this but at least you aren't as likely to be murdered

>>82302437 (OP)
don't do this. if you think you know how bad men are you haven't seen how truly low they can get

>>82302837
no, i just have that twink look i guess, which is why only mentally ill women are interested in me

>>82302931
I wish I had a mentally ill girl interested in me.

>>82302921
Fuck men. They are gross disgusting violent animal's.

>>82302868
lmfao, ya i'm bi.

>>82302906
I am gonna look for nerdy FANG worker's.

>>82302612
btw how did you get this body? i have the potenital to look like this i think

>>82302437 (OP)
i'm hot (i have cum gutters and dress like an alt baddie) but i can't even get guys to meet for coffee because they're cowards

so i mostly see various femfolk because they show up

>>82303058
I can coach you and give you my exact routine and diet and EVERYTHING I did. I have a TON of experience and will tailor you a custom action plan. I will also do video call's and progress check in's to keep you going steady. Drop your email.

>>82303264
Hi, I am looking for a bf or gf.

>>82302437 (OP)
Debated doing this since I get irl attention from manly married "straight" men. Last I knew I was straight but they think otherwise

>>82302437 (OP)
Why can't fags have their disgusting pooper sex without introducing SOME element that could potentially get them arrested? Everything's risk risk risk with you people. Either it's gotta be public or underage or bestiality or prostitution, was decriminalizing sodomy not enough? Why do you always need to do sexually degenerate shit ON TOP of your sexual degeneracy?

>>82303321
how many stories I've heard from divorced women that discovered their husband was secretly bi or gay. I would've had it so easy if I was gay, I had guys hitting on me in the street when I was younger.

>>82303378
It is just fantasy. Not real.
I have never done any of that.
I think anal is gross and will not do it.
Cuddling and kissing feel's the best.

>>82303379
How do you know if a guy is hitting on you?

>>82303431
>How do you know if a guy is hitting on you?
Not him but went to therapy for csa and honed in on my gaydar. Just being around them sets it off. They don't even have to flirt and also men fucking suck at flirting. Is being an asshole flirting??

>>82303379
Do women really divorce their husband's if they find out he is bi and did not even cheat. That is so biphobic.

>>82303471
I am about to go to therapy for that after bottling it up for over 20 year's. Yeah girl's would be asshole's when they flirted with me but you can tell. I have never really flirted witb a guy.

>>82302437 (OP)
a/s/l
I have $500
Would cook us dinner or we could get some drinks and a burger downtown
could set up the fireplace and put the projector on and we could cuddle and watch shin chan or any movie
maybe give you a massage
or tell you jokes, make you laugh
It'd feel bad to have to pay you
but maybe making someone else a bit happy would make me feel happy

>>82303504
>Do women really divorce their husband's if they find out he is bi and did not even cheat. That is so biphobic.
how do you think they figure out they are bi unless they cheat?

>>82303431
>How do you know if a guy is hitting on you?
drunk guys asking me if I can come home with them

>>82303298
it sounds like you're trying to sell me on a course when i just want a few tips to at least get started, o well

>>82302565
you always pay for it, one way or another

>>82303940
Yeah I want to sell my knowledge. Why the fuck would I ever waste my time giving out free stuff to people on 4chan. Without my info you will never look like me. I am trying to streamline you to success. Ever hear of google if you want some tip's. Why don't you check /fit/ enjoy the cesspool that is modern fitness.

>>82302437 (OP)
>four fig's
did you by chance drop out of school at a very young age?
I can't think of any reason somebody would think you're supposed to use an apostrophe in non-possessive plural nouns unless they only made it to the 3rd grade or so.
>>82302724
>black guy's
>pic's
>>82302952
>animal's
>worker's
>>82303298
>check in's
>>82303504
>husband's
>year's
>asshole's
Insane. I'm in genuine disbelief.

>>82303264
>alt
back to tiktok, poser retard.

>>82304042
you don't have to treat people like they are all potential customers and then be rude at them for not wanting to go that way, i would like to rescind the advice i gave you prior in the thread, you should let a black guy with nothing to lose touch you, nothing will go wrong

>>82304097
Me telling you the truth is not being rude. You sound like a woman. I think you are a pussy.

And yes, that is all most people are to me..potential client's or partner's.

That is why I look like this and you don't. We are built different. It's not your fault. How bad do you want it? Obviously not bad at all.

>>82304135
i don't want it so i can treat people like npcs i want it so i can be more attractive while keeping my laid back personality, we are not the same

>>82304228
You are not laid back because you just freaked out and took back your advice when I did not spoon feed your inept self. Uh oh... the npc is self aware.....

>>82302437 (OP)
>women would rather have sex with a non-white man for thousands of dollars than marry me and be supported for the rest of their life
hurts.

>>82302437 (OP)
I guess you're a dude.
I was once offered 200 by a fag for him to rim me for an hour. He pussied out.
Sadly, I haven't had any more money offers like that.
Even when I cruise Grindr, I can't get fem-fags or troons to bottom for me.
It's always mascs, or twinks who can't accom, aren't local, and don't crossdress.
TFW so incel for foid pussy that I can't even get fem stand-ins.

i am fascinated by this room temp iq, learning disability gigolo who was trying to groom another anon into also being a gigolo

>>82302482
True enough, that stupid little fagot didn't understand what you're saying. You got to understand that the talk to text does the shit to everyone! So it put the apostrophe in the word, "guys."

And for OP, fuk'n Lrn dood

>>82302453
how else are you supposed to do this except get into multitasking view

>>82303298
cant you just give general overview of what you do like maybe your diet and how you work out

>>82302511
$3000 a month total, got it. Ok. Well, the zelex SLE 153b sex doll will cost me about $1,800 and last 2 years with plenty of use. $75 a month and you get the benefit of being able to warm it up past human body core temperatures, and boost it up to about 105F. Use astroglide. Best sex you'll ever have. And then you dismount, and just kind of scoop the come back out with your hand, rinse your hand, scoop again rinse scoop again and stuff a microfiber in there for about 3 minutes and pulled back out and you're good to go. Every couple days, if you're using it daily like I do, go ahead and squirt some rubbing alcohol in there and kind of finger and fist it to clean everything up, soak it up with the microfiber, and go ahead and hang it in the closet with a little space heater for a couple hours and continue. Go out to Ruth's Chris steakhouse, get everything you want because all the extra stuff you wouldn't usually get on a date, you can now afford to do it, because you're not paying for two you're paying for one! Go ahead and get dessert. You've earned it. Take it home since you're already stuffed with filet mignon and asparagus and you can even take the hostess and rape that bitch in the back and tie her up. Take her out back and throw her in the dumpster. But then you get to come home and fuck that warmed up sex doll and it makes it all worth it. And then you go back to the dumpster and take the tied up post is back out and take her home and now you have the best of both worlds! A funny thing you can do is tie her up a couple feet off the ground with four posts, hanging from her wrists and ankles and whip her in the pussy hard as fuck. Makes that bitch scream and thrash around there's not much she can do because it takes a lot of muscle work to kind of squirm around and then you have to go back to a resting position you're just forced to do it from exhaustion, and give her a belt right over her wide open pussy as hard as you fucking can!

>82305129
is this guy horny essayposting about an inconveniently large fleshlight he doesn't have?

>>82302437 (OP)
>I only fuck White guys
You fucking racist piece of shit

>>82302952
>Fuck men. They are gross disgusting violent animal's
Geg the literal subhuman faggot prostitute is also a man-hating simp faggot. Simps are such fucking losers holy shit it's unreal.

>>82302437 (OP)
Nah you should kys instead.

>>82305167
Bro for real.

>>82305176
I don't want a std. Do you undertand how per capita work's?

>>82305324
Men are gross. Go have sex with one and see. PLEASE work on hygine. Post body, bet you don't mog me sharteen. I would never idolize mediocre pussy.

>>82305850
>violence is le bad
Gain test and grow a pair of balls you disgusting fucking freak.

>>82305850
>da sharty out of literally nowhere
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG mindbroken faggot.

>>82302437 (OP)
And you faggots wonder why you're all STD riddled.

>>82306027
Drop your address. We can spar. Unless... you sre scared....

>>82306105
Yup ; (

>>82306156
Rude.

Jesus Christ that faggot is also an ESL.

>>82306232
What's wrong with that. We can't all be born in a english speaking country you fucking retarded faggot.

>>82304055
Typical zoomie behaviour. They can't understand basic apostrophe usage. I see it all the time with zoomers. It's baffling.

>>82303378
>was decriminalizing sodomy not enough?
Nothing is ever enough for a faggot.

>>82306244
Then learn the language properly. I've seen people who speak English as a second language better than native speakers. No fucking excuse, you cockguzzler.

>>82305850
>I would never idolize mediocre pussy.
Funny, because you seem to idolise yourself.

>>82306393
Ok boomer. You are so much better than zoomer's just because of when you were born. Which if you did not know you can not chose when you are born.

>>82306402
Say's the straight's who think about us 24/7 and have so much hate in there heart's. The most homophobic people are alway's gay.

>>82306407
You can understand me. That's good enough.

>>82306417
Sound's like you are coping. My body is better than your's. Why don't you post yourself. I don't have a vagina. Stop being homophobic.

>>82306474
Kill yourself you disgusting annoying vile freak. No one wants to interact or associate with you.

>>82306474
>Ok boomer.
I'm not a boomer, try harder.
>You are so much better than zoomer's just because of when you were born.
No, I'm just not a retard who is intentionally using poor grammar to get attention on 4chins.
>Which if you did not know you can not chose when you are born.
I wish someone had told your parents that so they could have aborted you before it was too late.

Also, I hate gays, I'm not scared of them. Get rekt, faggot. Pic related, please do it.

>>82306493
Have sex incel. Straight people don't get this mad over gay people. Only people in the closet get this mad. Trust me I was just like you. Then I accepted myself and am proud of who I am. Just bee yourself.

Bunch of ugly skinny fat or fat virgin's in this thread so angry. Awww poor baby's. No woman will ever love you with that personality. Get therapy, chud.

>>82306393
You're replying to a zoomer.

>>82306544
Kek true, faggots do be grotesque mentally ill abominations who get irrationally angry..

>>82302437 (OP)
>So far 6 guy's
You will violently shed all your hair in 5 years until you look like Mr Clean. Then you'll die from a heart attack from all the medication you took to prevent it. May as well kill yourself now and get it over with stupid faggot phone poster.

>>82306488
Based, OP is a faggot.

>>82306523
I'm not remotely mad, I just hate faggots.
Dilate harder, nigger.

>>82306562
Then you must be an atypical zoomer, or barely on the cusp of what counts as a zoomer (1997-2000 sort of era).

>>82306685
Fuck not twink death. I will just take estrogen uwu.

>>82306836
Yeah I am a fag.

>>82306843
You are mad. Hate is bad. I hope you can be happy one day.

>>82302437 (OP)
do not do this. i'm a guy and i've done it with older women. i briefly dated a woman who did it with men. the money simply isn't worth it. just get a second job if you want more money. you will be used, disrespected, and future partners won't be very impressed with you at all. in fact, if you're a woman, you'll be viewed as garbage in the dating scene.

getting a man to want to fuck you is nothing special like getting a woman to want to fuck you is. you will be ruining yourself for a pittance, nigger.

>>82306899
>simp, tranny and faggot
Triple whammy

>>82306899
Hate is good, especially when trannies like you are suffering.
Please kill yourself, it will make me very happy.

>>82303264
>femfolk
this kind of insufferable shit is why men aren't showing up. it's actually extremely easy to get male attention if you just want sex. if you can't get it, you are unimaginably gross for one reason or another.

>>82306928
To be fair, you're replying to a troon, not a real woman.

>>82306899
>estrogen
this is the path to the rope. old feminine men are universally viewed as disgusting and creepy.

>mad. hate.
people are just tired of your tantrums. you need to calm down. i'm bisexual but i don't run around calling everyone a nazi and trying to take fucking hormones to deal with a natural process like ageing.
you are the reason people are exhausted. i'm exhausted. the gay rights thing has been done since like 2015, you dumb fuck. we won. it's been 10 years. it's time to fucking stop and leave people alone.

you are a product bought and sold by a gay rights industry, dumbfuck. we won, and all that money and all those jobs couldn't just go away. so what do they do? they further radicalize you to the point of being a shrieking, hysterical retard mongoloid idiot faggot who gets on everyone's fucking nerves. you do not need more rights. no one hates you. we are all fucking tired of you. if you want to suck on a dick, shut the fuck up, do it in private, stop bothering people about how much AIDS you have. nobody cares that you exist. we won before you were even self fucking aware, but all you're doing now is making people think that maybe things were better when people threw you in a cage for sucking a dick. not that you'd remember those days, you little zoomer ass booger.

shut. the fuck. up.

>>82306918
I am not suffering. I feel amazing. I wake up feeling so good everyday. I look in the mirror like DAMN i'm so sexy.

You wake up angry and seething and THINKING about gay's. Still wont post body because I MOG YOU.

My testoesterone is higher than all of you hater's.

Hate is bad! Treat people how you want to be treated. This is why you are a VIRGIN.

>>82306984
I am trolling. 4chan is so easy to bait and troll people. You guy's think you are so smart and superior but the truth is most of you are normie's. Thank you all for the laugh's. It is time for me to move on from this horrible site. Yes I bought thigh high's and a thong to troll. I'm dedicated to the craft.

>>82306962
oh. well then yeah. it's a circus freak. "cum gutters" just means it's got low body fat. likely a creepy skeletor man with an eating disorder.

idk why someone whose entire existence is based on trying to emulate literal circus freaks would think having sex is easy. we all know that those "fems" it's talking about are just doing it because it gets them social points. that's simply how they are. "yass kween" for the 600 lb doomfats and hideous dickfaggots so they look better. predictable.

>>82307008
room temp IQ plebbitor is lost

>>82302437 (OP)
NO!!! ISLAM GET MARRIED A MAHR = MONEY UPON MARRIAGE

pic: am cleaning my room please stay strong i love you for your honesty, but never let this happen. If I were a girl, I know I would be easily tempted by the money, and the thought that the premarital sex would pay off and be enjoyable. Trust me. This is not the path you want to go down. Read "Emergence" (hentai) and the worst one.. ill let someone else know about it tell you if you need. but. its not good. she did it for her child in the end.

>>82307008
>I am not suffering.
That gaping axe wound between your legs suggests otherwise.

>I look in the mirror like DAMN i'm so sexy.
Typical troon, narcissistic and self-absorbed to a fault.

>Still wont post body because I MOG YOU.
You haven't posted shit yourself, and I'm certainly not breaching my privacy just to appease some trannoid niggerfaggot.

>I am trolling.
Yeah, and you were also just pretending to be retarded. Have fun on plebbit, faggot.

>>82307008
Pathetic faggot.
>It is time for me to move on from this horrible site
You should move on from this life too. Hell is waiting for you.

>>82302437 (OP)
Dumbass faggot nigger

>>82307108
Just to give you some advice if you do, don't go for anything over 120, no matter what they tell you.

>OP is male
>90 replies

sasuga r9k desu

>>82309179
They call me the master baiter.

>>82307050
Do NOT speak to me you pisslam freak..

>>82302437 (OP)
You want more than a doctor makes per hour to literally do nothing

>>82306909
>you will be used, disrespected
hey just like my job at walmart!

>>82302437 (OP)
Vile repugnant subhuman.

>>82302437 (OP)
You have no honor or dignity.

anon if u only fuck white guys dont be an escort. plus what app are u finding guys on lol