Thread 82302588

I call upon YOU, like God called upon Moses, to reveal the sex commandments for YOUR room.

>>82302588 (OP)

my only rules are hit it from the back and fill every hole up

What an awful time we live in.

>>82302588 (OP)
1) Get the fuck out of my apartment.

>>82302746
Don't bring him back.

>>82302806
You shut your whore mouth. Carl is a sexy man.

>>82302588 (OP)
Why is Olivia such a slut? Her body count must be in the thousands.

>>82302746
You're missing out on sex in the easiest time in history to get sex. That makes you a super loser

>>82303368
it sure does. i am a super loser
what a cruel existence. i look to god and i get nothing

Mirin Rob desu

>>82303521
God is too embarrassed to interact with you. He likes people who have sex more

>>82302588 (OP)
For women:
>fatties only
>never shave anything
>don't shower before you come over
For men:
>twinks only
>always shave everything
>don't tell me your name ever

>>82302588 (OP)
I wish I hadn't seen this today

>>82304294
come on bro don't you want an Olivia gf

>>82304325
Haha yeah bro nothing more attractive than a massive whore who consistently vomits out cum

>>82303368
I don't want sex I want rape and rape was better in the past.

>>82303368
Hmm yes, let me just waste intimacy on a vapid hole for a cheap dopamine hit. Very good idea you fucking monkey. What's next, a coke habit?

>>82305798
This is such cope. Nothing is wasted there, you just have no chance of ever having sex. You have other ways of getting "cheap" dopamine hits and you take them every chance you get. It's just that sex is off limits to you

1. Eat my pussy or perish
2. Make me cum twice or else
3. Never complain about how long it takes me to cum
4. Don't get cum on my fucking sheets, cum in your hand or on your body
5. Never laugh at my dirty talk or roleplay, smiles and laughter are a part of sex but never disrespect

>>82305871
>no chance of ever having sex.
Nigger I'm a divorced dad. I have had sex, both passionate and empty. Empty sex isn't worth shit, it literally feels worse than coming down off of opiods

You are a hedonist trying to posture about how cool you are to the naive and defend your dogshit lifestyle because you are a vapid and worthless human being.

>>82302588 (OP)
Damn, who is Olivia?

>>82302588 (OP)
Fucking disgusting.

>>82305908
What the fuck are you even doing in this board? Enjoy bullying true robots who have less than zero chances for sex and gf?

Fuck off, normie.

1. Thou shall not kill
2. Thou shall not commit any sex acts with a woman in a closed heterosexual relationship that is not thou own
3. Thou shall not use the asshole for pleasure
4. Thou shall not pay for services unrendered
5. Thou shall wash thou cock before and after each session
6. Thou shall not crossdress
7. Thou shall not mix thou seed with thou close family
8. Thou shall not blue balls
9. Thou shall not crush balls
10. Thou shall be fruitful and multiply

>>82305908
Sex is only empty if you're empty. Only boring people get bored.

>>82305911
She's got anorsexia

>>82305922
>fuck are you even doing in this board
I like talking to other weirdos. I'm also Generally trying to warn other people away from the mistakes I made when I was young and more retarded.

>>82305926
I'm not talking about boredom. Cocaine isn't boring. But it foments unhealth and destroys your dopamine receptors. In the same way sexual immorality can upset your dopamine receptors, destroy your ability to pair bond, disrupt the production of oxytocin, and corrupt the soul.

>>82305957
It's not that you've learned better, it's just that you've aged out and missed out. There's no such thing as corrupting the soul.

>>82305975
Oh yeah, keep crying "You just don't get it old man!"

You'll get here too one day. And you'll lament what a fucking moron you were. Yes there is a soul, yes it can be corrupted. Hell burns the Atheist the same as anyone else. A lack of faith, or a faith in nothing will not protect you.

>>82306056
Keep coping, or have some integrity. Integrity might not feel as good as coping, but you'll be a better person for it.

>>82305975
He's been on here having a mid life crisis shitting on everybody that likes sex since yesterday

>>82306075
"Have some integrity" says the hedonist. How very dishonest of you. But maybe you don't even realize that you are lying.

Tragic.

>>82306114
More pretend dismay. Hedonism and integrity are not incompatible. You are a hedonist, just a frustrated one.

>>82306131
>Hedonism and integrity are not incompatible
To put one's own pleasure above all other pursuits? Yes indeed this is incompatible with integrity. Integrity is the denial of the self to achieve something greater. Hedonism is the polar opposite.

You pretend on intelligence, not knowing your own ignorance. You are blind and yet attempt to tell others what they see. You are a fool, believing himself to be wise.

>1418 Sex Rules
>there are only 11 listed

Where's the rest of the goddamn list?

>>82306157
Once you admit that you are a hedonist, then you will begin to approach integrity. You've got a long way to go. Hang in there, bud.

>>82306162
The rules were actually codified in 1418. What a year 'twas!

>>82306162
It's probably the apartment or house number

>>82306207
>My sin is everyone else's! Everyone partakes of my vice!
You are just like the fags that march in their parades, claiming that every happy family or chaste person they see is just like them but for the "oppressions" of society. That secretly everyone would indulge in their delusions and debauchery given the chance. Contemptible, the lot of you.

>>82306253
You're very likely gay. Your full hedonism will be expressed once you start taking cock in the ass. You're not going to be able to express it heterosexually. Let some guys gangbang you and find out what a slur you are.

>>82306272
Close your ears. Mock me as you like. But the empty despair will come for you. And it will crush you. Maybe you'll think back on this conversation, or maybe you won't. I suppose in the end it won't much matter anyway.

>>82302588 (OP)
That pic is older than most posters on 4chan. I remember seeing that on ebaums world.a few years back

Only BBC is allowed to top my bussy