>>82302874 (OP)
Nigga, I don't even need suicide fuel anymore and haven't for a while. If I need any, I can simply think about my life for more than a few seconds.
>he doesn't have vids on his phone from college where he clumsily rails his gf
asking unironically how do you not get laid in college? I met my first gf on orientation day she was behind me and started talking
>>82302971
I remember a cute blonde girl who must have been like 30 when I went to college at 18. I wish I wasn't so scared of her. I figured any older people were really stressed, working a job and school, and didn't want to be bothered with some snot nosed fresh graduate.
>>82303115
He's powerful for surviving whatever torture was inflicted on him, but I can't imagine throwing your only life away by removing all of your pleasure receptors on your foreskin.