Thread 82303176

Guys, I'm really bored. Do you have any fun stories to tell me?

you thinking someone is sitting here being happy to talk to you . irrelevant sperg

>>82303196
Why wouldn't they be? I'm happy to talk to anyone, myself!

>>82303196
that isn't very nice anon. don't be mean.

>>82303176 (OP)
I have no fun stories without prompting. Memory is hard like that. Can you recall everything you've ever remembered all at once? Nah you gotta start simple and let a conversation flow so the memories unlock.

>>82303196
Hey now.

>>82303176 (OP)
Tell me a story instead faggot
Preferably one in which you got raped

>>82303176 (OP)
I'm not your dad.


There was once a little incel who was bored on an imageboard and

>>82303230
Oh no, you're right. I can't even think of one myself off the bat. All the things that do come to mind are pretty mundane, too. Like going out with my ex, we'd always sing stupid anime songs in the car. One time I was pretty manic and on the way home from the movies I was absolutely screaming Silhouette, that one Naruto Shippuden opening. I barely knew any of the lyrics, so it was funny to just slur nonsense and then suddenly lock in when I knew them. It's just singing in the car, but it came to my mind first. Singing is really fun in general though! Especially when you don't care too much about being good at it in the moment. Just vibing with the song and letting it out feels good!!

>>82303288
That would be a fake story, because that's never happened to me!!!!!!

>>82303303
And? AND? What happened next, not-Dad?!

>>82303323
once apon a time I broke into a micropenis incel loser's house and raped him and that person was you, but you probably don't remember bcuz you were having wet dreams about me.

>>82303176 (OP)
Well, I like biblical stories, so I'm sure id bore you more.

>>82303340
No... No, that never happened. You're lying, anon! I would never have wet dreams about you, you're evil! Stop lying to me!

>>82303352
One of my friends likes to tell me about random bible stories. He knows a good bit about it for someone who doesn't believe in that stuff, so we have fun poking at the some of the weird logic. Though if you're a believer, you probably don't want me to respond in that way!

>>82303176 (OP)
Are you actually a bitch or do you just post little tranine girls while being a hairy dude as if that represents you in any manner?

>>82303398
Anon, do you think everyone that uses an anime girl for their OP image is implying that they're a girl? I just like anime, and Karen specifically!!

I also like Kingdom Hearts, but this picture of Sora doesn't represent me at all, either!

>>82303437
Meanwhile this fat nigger represents me reading your OP and this reply, despite me being a skelly white guy

>>82303176 (OP)
OH MY GOD IT'S KAREN KUJOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>82303484
Yeah, well, this image represents me getting ready to kill you!!!

>>82303499
Do you think she's prettyk, anon?

>>82303176 (OP)
I saw the lady texting while driving
I was so mad I rolled my window down and threw my beer at her
which brings me to the point
If 1 out of 5 accidents are caused by drun drivers
that means 4 out of 5 accidents are caused by sober drivers
so how about all you sober and texting drivers get off the road
so us drunk drivers can drive in peace?
ba-dum-tsch

>>82303502
that's a good looking helicopter
something about it

>>82304008
This one got me to chuckle, thank you drunk driver anon!!

>>82304016
A-Anon, you can't just say that directly to me!

>>82303176 (OP)
Are you a female? lel

>>82304041
I don't think so, but I haven't checked in a while...