Thread 82303707

Why are 4chuds so averse to dancing? Girls love a guy who lets loose on the dance floor, not a stiff, over-thinking, race-and-politics-are-my personality ass mofo.

>>82303707 (OP)
Im thinking of learning this dance

>>82303707 (OP)
I feel nothing while dancing. It does absolutely nothing for me

For me I don't dance because I feel very self conscious. I am hyper aware of how I look, and the performance anxiety and self-consciousness make me look like a stiff, awkward retard. I really do wish I could just let loose and have fun and dance, but this is just something that has never come natural to me. When I do it, you can tell it is forced and unnatural and so it just looks cringe as fuck. I'm like that in a lot of ways, especially with practices relating to sociality. Some of us spergs were meant to live alone in caves obsessively theory-crafting new ways to shape a sharp stone.

>>82303707 (OP)
>Girls like guys who [blank]
And? When was the last time girls cared what I liked? That's right, never. So why should I gaf what they want?
>>82303725
>>82303740
Also both true

>>82303707 (OP)
This image about sums it up.

I feel like such a fool. It's one of the most extroverted forms of expression. You are opening yourself to harsh judgement. You need some charm to begin with, otherwise you will be laughed at instead of with.

>>82303707 (OP)
>Why are 4chuds so averse to dancing?
Truth is anon....we can't dance :((

>>82303824
This, it takes practice.

>>82303707 (OP)
It doesn't feel good or natural to me. I'm not going to do it. I don't mind.

>>82304112
Dancing is one of the only ways a sub-7 male gets to touch a superior woman

>>82303707 (OP)
>be cerebrotonic chud
>get black gf
>turn brain off and dance when I'm naturally feeling a little silly
>she makes fun of me every. fucking. time
Maybe I'd be less stiff if you niggers were less judgmental of me.
Maybe stiffness is how I naturally move because I'm literally autistic and have a spine condition. Maybe stiffness can be its own dance, and you can learn to value that if you REALLY want to be my wife.

>>82303707 (OP)
>>82304145
I know how to dance, went to dance classes (which no women ever jokns btw muh salsa is a meme) and webt to these oarticular evenings in my country where they put all women on one side, all men on another and you have to ask girls for a dance.
I asked all girls and none of them wanted to dance with me.
They only want attractive guys. Knowing how to dance as an ugly man is an ick

>>82303707 (OP)
We are spergs..spergs hate dancing.

>>82304631
She is probably cutting you some slack because you are white.

the only dance I know is one of violence, the dance of death!

>>82304145
That guy is gay

Origigi

>>82303707 (OP)
It's becaus3 he's white