Thread 82304459

Why not just become correctional officers?

>>82304459 (OP)
why? i don't wanna be around thugs all day

>>82304459 (OP)
>Why not just become correctional officers?
what, for gay sex?

im way too racist to ever keep a job in a prison

>>82304497
Or maybe it would be your perfect job

>>82304497
>too racist
>prison

>>82304459 (OP)
im high inhib (i get scared easily and overwhelmed), i have non-24, im autistic, and i dont like being around violent criminals all day

>>82304459 (OP)
Why not just get neetbux? If you're going to put effort into something, why not put effort into never needing to put effort into anything ever again?

I can instantly tell all three are sadistic psychos keen on a power trip from that pic alone.

>>82304673
All three look like school shooters who weren't quite brave enough to do it.

>>82304459 (OP)
My father was a correctional officer for 30 years. Let me know if you want any stories.

>>82304459 (OP)
thayer has a stupid name but hes cute and i'd want him if he weren't a pig

>>82305121
https://nypost.com/2025/08/20/us-news/kentucky-judge-gunned-down-by-sheriff-allegedly-ran-sex-ring-in-his-chambers-report/

The accused thinks they're going to assassinate him. Is he right?

>>82305121
I'm more interested in your wisdom and analysis than your stories.

>>82304459 (OP)
Damn. My dad was right, there are literal kids working as COs.
>>82305121
Same here, my mom as well. They've told me stories of inmates doing all sorts of crazy shit. You have to be mentally strong to become a C.O.

>>82305271
Got any wise stories? Something subtle, like all wise ones are?

>>82305287
meant for
>>82305121
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>>82305121
I talk too much like a spook. I think I scared you off.

I'm not a real spook. I wasn't trying to imply I was. But I did ask spooky questions.

>>82304459 (OP)
Violent inmates are just barely people.

>Average IQ in the 80s
>Intensely tribal, race and family are all that matter
>Everything is murder, rape, or building up to one of those two things

50K a year per inmate to keep those animals fed and housed while they plot their escape.
If we enacted eugenics in the 19th century when the idea was popular, there wouldn't be a need for correctional officers.

I legit hate niggers with every fiber of my being and you think I want to spend my life working with them? Get the fuck out of my face.

>>82304459 (OP)
Jesus, these guys look soft

>>82305445
Your kind is in jail too, whitey.

Good luck with that. Show one small sign if weakness, and you can prepare for an entire career of misery and bullying from not just inmates, but your coworkers.

>>82304459 (OP)
>having to deal with THE literal dregs of society who are practically incapable of any sort of long term thinking with low impulse control
>while barely armed
>while barely manned
>getting paid dogshit
>and not even really allowed to crack any heads
>likely with the retarded politicking regular cops do anyways
Literally why would anyone who is not completely desperate ever want to be a CO, and why the fuck would those clowns blast their names and faces out on the internet? Hope nobody ever gets pissed and decides to look them up once they are out.