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Anonymous No.82304672 >>82304681 >>82304935 >>82304962 >>82304981 >>82305037 >>82305443 >>82305503 >>82305660 >>82307483 >>82311652 >>82312858 >>82314726 >>82315031 >>82315335
gf said no to breastforms.... I just wanted to live out a fantasy with her and she took it as a threat.
Anonymous No.82304681 >>82304690 >>82306736
>>82304672 (OP)
LMAO

why is she so upset that her bf wants to be a woman with a penis (futa)
Anonymous No.82304690 >>82305450 >>82311674
>>82304681
nah i mean i wanted her to wear it, im not that mental.
Anonymous No.82304935 >>82304978
>>82304672 (OP)
The fake boobs meant for cosplayers?
Yeah its literally for that. If you touch them its all hollow inside I think.
Anonymous No.82304962 >>82304978
>>82304672 (OP)
It is a threat
Anonymous No.82304978 >>82314041
>>82304962
why is it a threat? I literally want to explore a big boob fantasy with her instead of literally looking elsewhere or finding a girl with big boobs. >>82304935 nah they come either cotton filled or silicone
Anonymous No.82304981 >>82305028 >>82310423
>>82304672 (OP)
Would you feel threatened if she wanted you to wear a cocksleeve?
Anonymous No.82305028
>>82304981
no, but im also happy with my dick size
Anonymous No.82305037 >>82305040
>>82304672 (OP)
Maybe you should have dated a woman with big tits and not a tranny
Anonymous No.82305040
>>82305037
z cups arent commonplace. less than 1% of women have this size
Anonymous No.82305443
>>82304672 (OP)
Why? Was she jealous that you were going to be bigger?
Anonymous No.82305450
>>82304690
oh jeez dude that's a lot worse lol
Anonymous No.82305503 >>82305885 >>82310423
>>82304672 (OP)
how would you feel if you had to wear a cocksleeve instead
Anonymous No.82305660 >>82306543 >>82307527
>>82304672 (OP)
Let me spell it out for you anon.
You basically said to your gf that she is inadequate, that you don't find (a part of) her attractive, and that you would change her if you could.
Anonymous No.82305885 >>82305906 >>82313973
>>82305503
If it were a ridiculous 15" cocksleeve that makes me look like the AI futanari, I'd wear it and have a great time teasing her with it
Anonymous No.82305906 >>82307543
>>82305885
this is basically the equivalent of OP asking his gf to wear those huge breastforms, it is silly of her to take a fetish request for an unrealistic fantasy like that and think it means he thinks she's inadequate
Anonymous No.82306013
I would buy them out of spite
Anonymous No.82306543 >>82306564 >>82307527
>>82305660
OP is actually retarded, I doubt he'll listen. If he does, he'll apologise straight away and not ask her again.

He probably has some flat queen who loves him and is instead just obsessed with how big a chest he can sandwich his dick between.

Well done, OP, have fun being single.
Anonymous No.82306564 >>82306576
>>82306543
>simping this hard for a girl OP is fucking
Lol
Anonymous No.82306576 >>82307505
>>82306564
Nigger, how is this simping? I just pointed out OP probably has a good ride and he's going to give it up all over some shitty fantasy because he's thinking with his dick, not his brain.

I couldn't give a single fuck about his girl or him.
Anonymous No.82306736 >>82314203
>>82304681
>she so upset that her bf wants to be a woman with a penis (futa)
Explain why this would make a gf upset?
Anonymous No.82307483
>>82304672 (OP)
Sorry dude, I wear them regularly if there's anything you wanna know.
Anonymous No.82307505
>>82306576
>i dont care
>i just need to defend this woman and argue with random people because i dont care
>i didnt ignore this thread because i care so little i just had to reply
Anonymous No.82307527
>>82306543
its called novelty and fun bro. >>82305660
no i didnt. I like here wearing wigs and changing outfits, doesnt mean i dont like her. i like small breats and flat chests as well i literally just want to have fun and switch it up bro. chill out
Anonymous No.82307541 >>82307586 >>82313973
How do you even put something like this, I can't imagine passing through my boobs
Anonymous No.82307543 >>82313973
>>82305906
someone gets it. nobody in real life has z cups, if i asked her to wear d cups i can see, but this is just insane fantasy territory. just like if she asked me to wear a 6.5 inch cock sleeve it would be weird. but 15 inches fine lets go.

have some fun with your gf.
Anonymous No.82307552 >>82307592 >>82310423
I hope she asks you to wear a cock sleeve, stupid moid
Anonymous No.82307586 >>82307708
>>82307541
There's space inside so you don't really need to worry about it unless you're super busty or something. I've got boobs and I don't need to bind or anything.
Anonymous No.82307592
>>82307552
cool im down, if she has that fantasy, i love her and would be willing to try it out.Honestly id visually be into it.
Anonymous No.82307708 >>82307741
>>82307586
I have a lot of trouble putting sports bras on because I am busty so I guess I would need to bind
Are they very heavy or something? Or it's just air
Anonymous No.82307741 >>82308019
>>82307708
Super light, depending on what you get they're either filled with cotton or gel.
Anonymous No.82308019 >>82308059
>>82307741
How long do you wear them for?
Anonymous No.82308059 >>82308188 >>82308396
>>82308019
Usually around 12 hours a day. I'll wear a pair to work, take them off when I get home to let my skin breathe, then put on a larger pair until I go to bed.
Anonymous No.82308188 >>82308267
>>82308059
What do you do? For work? Pics?
Anonymous No.82308267 >>82308429 >>82308608 >>82310403
>>82308188
Basically sales. I don't wear these to work though, these are for at home files.catbox.moe/zetb94.png
Anonymous No.82308396 >>82308478
>>82308059
Post photo
Anonymous No.82308429 >>82308478 >>82313973
>>82308267
Link doesn't work post hereee
Anonymous No.82308478
>>82308396
>>82308429
Works on my machine orig
Anonymous No.82308496 >>82308545 >>82310423 >>82310498
>anon, can you wear this? It's my fantasy
Anonymous No.82308545 >>82308733
>>82308496
Lol that's a normal sized cock.... Not sure how it compares to z cup tits. But if you want to talk about women's unrealistic fantasy toys we can start with vibrators and how no dick can compete with that
Anonymous No.82308608 >>82308621
>>82308267
Why do you wear those, it's super big
Is that a kink or something
Anonymous No.82308621 >>82308689 >>82308719
>>82308608
Sort of, it started out as a kink but I found that they made me feel more comfortable about my body. It's not even for attention seeking, I wear them in private for the most part.
Anonymous No.82308689 >>82308788
>>82308621
Post them here cat box doesn't work..how do I get my gf on board. This shit seems so niche
Anonymous No.82308719 >>82308788
>>82308621
I will pray for your back if those have silicone or a gel haha
Though I do understand, even though I am not small I still would want to have them bigger
Anonymous No.82308733 >>82313990
>>82308545
nigga that cock is 8-9 inches flaccid, if that's normal to you you're either a size queen femoid or a size queen homo
Anonymous No.82308788 >>82309160
>>82308719
The bigger concern is rashes, if anything I wish they were heavier so they acted more natural. Other than that they feel incredibly satisfying to wear and to have to work around.
>>82308689
I have no idea what the problem is the link works perfectly fine for me. The only thing I removed was the https
Anonymous No.82309160 >>82309293
>>82308788
What size do you wear for work? You should post it. Do you think wearing it helps with your sales job to?
Anonymous No.82309293 >>82309582 >>82310403 >>82310537
>>82309160
I wear the H cups because they're about as big as I can get away with without people questioning me too much. They help my confidence for sure but it's a desk job and I work with like eight people.
Anonymous No.82309582 >>82309928
>>82309293
Can you post a link to H cup ones? May I ask your size?
Anonymous No.82309928 >>82310944
>>82309582
I got all my shit from Roanyer and I'm a C
Anonymous No.82310403 >>82310439
>>82308267
>>82309293
Those in the pic don't look like H cups though. Do you have multiple pairs?
Anonymous No.82310423
>>82304981
>>82305503
>>82307552
>>82308496
These are the foids who claim a dildo is an ally not competition
Anonymous No.82310439 >>82310498 >>82310677
>>82310403
The ones in the picture are my Z cups, I have three different sizes actually depending on how much hassle I want to deal with. These are my H cups files.catbox.moe/4q09sh.png
Anonymous No.82310498
>>82308496
Hell yeah, it would feel so awesome to have a thing like that swinging between my legs!

Twice as good if my girlfriend is actually into it and I can tease her with it and make her drool and blush and get that impossible-to-fake deeply horny look in her eyes.

>>82310439
The H cups are so fucking hot. Sorry if that's too much from a random anon, but they look incredible and it is wonderfully sexy that you feel more at home in your body while you are wearing them
Anonymous No.82310537 >>82310601
>>82309293
Had any fun interactions with people while wearing the H cups in public?
Anonymous No.82310601 >>82310837
>>82310537
Mostly just stares and a few coworkers asking if they're real. It's the Z cups that really bring the interactions which is a blessing and a curse. They're when I feel most comfortable with myself but also the most vulnerable, it might be a whistle or it might be a grope. It might be a group do dudes pestering me to come with them while I'm on the subway, I've definitely had some close calls before.
Anonymous No.82310677 >>82310792
>>82310439
I would worried of ripping it off desu, depending on band size
The H cups look better imo. I do wonder what sizing they use to call those H cups because that's way more than that in any standard band size
Anonymous No.82310792
>>82310677
Oh yeah it's basically a brand name to imply the size. Because when you hear H you're like "Oh what?" and these are "Oh what?" sized.
Anonymous No.82310837 >>82310869
>>82310601
This is a silly question, but when wearing the Z cups, do you feel like they're part of your physical sense of your body? Like, do you identify them as part of yourself?
Anonymous No.82310869
>>82310837
Rationally no, psychically yes. I don't literally feel them but I have gained the muscle memory on how I need to move with them on. Like I used to hit corners all the time or misjudge distances but now I can maneuver through checkouts without knocking anything over.
Anonymous No.82310944 >>82311126
>>82309928
I looked at some, the fact all of them have small areolas weirds me out a bit. And there are so many models too, who buy those?
Anonymous No.82311126 >>82311280
>>82310944
Drag queens and perverts
Anonymous No.82311280
>>82311126
Although I'm sure most of the customers for these things are men, I share with OP the fantasy that my girlfriend might wear one of these and we could have a night of kinky fun. Her wearing an H cup set like the foid poster above, even just under one of her normal shirts, and pretending like they're her normal boobs is such a hot idea.
Anonymous No.82311652 >>82312392
>>82304672 (OP)
Women always see sex as a competition. They literally cannot understand the concept of their man liking something other than them and still liking them more. This is true of anything that could possibly "distract you" from them, be it other women, porn, or even sex toys for you (the ones for her are fine!).
Even poly women will get pissy if they discover you're talking to another woman.
Anonymous No.82311674 >>82312273
>>82304690
That thing tells her "I do not love you because your breasts are not gigantic, so I will dress you up and pretend you are someone I can love"
Anonymous No.82312273
>>82311674
Yeah it's like a woman demanding a guy get a job.
Anonymous No.82312392 >>82312699
>>82311652
All that talk and you moids seethe if a girl says I like black or asian guys while still dating you
Anonymous No.82312699 >>82313731
>>82312392
Why would you ever bring up lusting after something other than gour partner? Not that the post you were replying to has a point, they're also retarded. I swear everyone on r9k is a fucking retard and doesn't know how other human beings work and think. That's probably a prerequisite for being here for any other reason than being bored as fuck
Anonymous No.82312858 >>82313092 >>82313736
>>82304672 (OP)
but i feel like the best parts of boobs are the fact you feel them, and they feel nice, no? i feel like these would just feel like cold silicon
Anonymous No.82313066 >>82313092
Do inflatable ones exist? Asking for a friend
Anonymous No.82313092
>>82312858
Because OP is a porn obsessed retard who accidentally lucked into a relationship.

>>82313066
Literally one google search: amazon daught com/ROANYER-Inflatable-Breastplate-Crossdresser-Transgender/dp/B0D5CSFXNN
Anonymous No.82313731 >>82313793
>>82312699
You are literally seething in response to that kek
Anonymous No.82313736 >>82314981 >>82316970
>>82312858
I think the best fake boobs feel pretty lifelike if you get the silicone gel filling instead of the cotton stuffing.
Anonymous No.82313793
>>82313731
Not that a person like you would understand what a real human acts like, but a somewhat normal human sees a post like that and reacts pretty negatively. I'm literally seething and malding right now. Keep being a sad woman hater meanwhile the latina I just fucked is taking a piss in my hotel bathroom with the door open
>I took the bait baka baka baka
Anonymous No.82313973
>>82305885
If it was a ridiculous 15" inch, I would also buy an outrageous muscly thing that stunt actors use and pretend I'm some terminator sexbot about to rape her.

>>82307541
The top or bottom is probably some kind of silicone type flexible material. And your boobs also compress some as well.

>>82307543
>he's smaller than 6.5 inches
F

>>82308429
Put https in front you BAKA.
That said this is an image board, so there's no reason not to include the image here.
Anonymous No.82313990 >>82314038
>>82308733
Fake cocks do not get larger due to the lack of obvious fleshy bits. They would change in angle with the erection of the organic penis underneath / within / however that works.
And I am 8 inches myself so whatever. No reason to wear one for an extra inch, that's basically a thicker condom at that point.
Anonymous No.82314038 >>82314184
>>82313990
The thigh to the knee is usually 18-20 inches so that cock is probably between 10-11 inches hard. 5.5 inches is average and as a ~7 incher I have to wonder how tf someone could even use a cock that large. Not calling you out, just commenting on the subject because wtf that thing is a monster
Anonymous No.82314041 >>82314159
>>82304978
Because you're telling her you're not satisfied with her size, you autistic retard.
Anonymous No.82314159 >>82314184 >>82315710
>>82314041
That's a purposeful misreading of OP's sentiment. Yeah, that's how his gf took it, but isn't at all what he meant by it.

Fantasizing about playing around with obviously impossible, unrealistically shaped prosthetics doesn't in any way indicate that he's unsatisfied with her actual body. It's like.. having her put on elf ears or wear hooves or something. To inhabit a form so far removed from possibility that it can only be fantasy. She might not be into it and that's fine, but to imply that the fantasy means he thinks her actual body is insufficient is bonkers.

If my girlfriend had a fantasy about devil horns and asked me to wear some for her, I might or might not do it, but I wouldn't think for a second it meant that she wished I had horns in real life, or thought I wasn't evil enough or whatever.
Anonymous No.82314184
>>82314038
>because wtf that thing is a monster
well I mean yeah synthetics have no need to conform to biology. They make literal (synthetic) horse cocks as well.
>how would you even use it
Tell her you'll gladly use it, smile and tie her up to really enhance the experience. Then take it off and slap her with it like a billy club.

>>82314159
I got special chemicals to die my skin purple so I could larp as an incubus and my ex broke up with me before I could even use it, I feel so cheated. Obviously the limbs and whatnot would need to be paint so I can wash it off but you don't want paint in the vagina so chemical skin dye it was.
Anonymous No.82314203
>>82306736
women hate competition or something like that
Anonymous No.82314726 >>82314922
>>82304672 (OP)
>Want to have sex with your girlfriend.
>Just randomly mentions want to have sex with big boobs
>No previous mention of wanting to do any kind of sexual fanacy work with your girl
>Talk about it with only your wants, not asking her for anything in return
>Brings up anime-tier gooner breast forms
>Shows girlfriend
>She's freaked out by sudden sexual depravity that you are displaying
>Tells you no because you just sprung this up out of nowhere
>Gets upset
>Complains about your girlfriend about it on 4chan
Holy shit dude. you gotta ease her into this. Have a few conversations about sexuality and your fantasies. ask her what she wants. Then after a few conversations spring onto her your super huge zzz-cup breast fetish. ask her to put it on. Slowly work her up to it and warm her up to it. indulger her in her wants needs and fetishes. Slowly spring it on her. Don't go and just ask out of the blue. You gotta make sure she gets a little heads-up about something like that, man.
Anonymous No.82314922
>>82314726
you think he's just projecting when he implies she thought she was threatened by his desire for huge boobs? (a "threat" means that she thinks the fantasy is an indicator that he isn't attracted to her and will always have an eye out for women with larger breasts.)

I mean, your narrative is plausible but it's not what OP said happened.
Anonymous No.82314981 >>82315693
>>82313736
Boobs are not that elastic, they don't bounce and ripple like that, I'm guessing you've never touched boobs before?
Anonymous No.82315031
>>82304672 (OP)
I hope she dumps your ass, stop being pornbrained fucking idiot
Anonymous No.82315335
>>82304672 (OP)
That sucks bro. You just dump her and get with a girl that likes you enough to want to make you happy
Anonymous No.82315693
>>82314981
Maybe yours don't, my girlfriend's behave similarly --although they are half the size of the fake ones in the clip
Anonymous No.82315710 >>82316943 >>82317101 >>82317416 >>82317498
>>82314159
There's a huge difference by wanting props with characteristics that no human could have and saying "you are a flattie flat, I hate your boobs and wear this prosthetic you uggo, or I will cheat on you". It's what he is signifying by asking her to wear prosthetics. No human devil horns but there are certainly lots of humans with big boobs and big penises. If my boyfriend asked to do that I would think he thinks my boobs are too small, even though I am busty
Anonymous No.82316943
>>82315710
nobody has z cup sizes, not even hitomi tanka who has a 34O cup. Its fantasy.
Anonymous No.82316970
>>82313736
this thread is some extreme agp shit I bought some c-cup forms in college and just passively wear them throughout the day for the slightest dysphoria relief. I'm just a sad repper trying to get through life meanwhilst actual fetishists are the face of my problem.....
sad!
Anonymous No.82317101
>>82315710
im sure you feel the same about makeup.
Anonymous No.82317416 >>82317557
>>82315710
>I have low self esteem and that's YOUR problem
If you want your boyfriend to do something in the bedroom and he isn't comfortable with it, are you immediately going to cheat on him? Does it mean you are no longer attracted to him?
Anonymous No.82317498
>>82315710
>"you are a flattie flat, I hate your boobs and wear this prosthetic you uggo, or I will cheat on you".

I literally said, hey i want to keep things fun and bring some variety to our sexlife instead of looking elsewhere and i love your body as is and literally prefaced it telling her shes 100% my type and this was just a fantasy, just like other toys are in the bedroom.

if she had a giant 14 inch cock toy she wanted to play with sure, we can have fun with it. Im not going take it personally.
Anonymous No.82317557 >>82317575 >>82318699
>>82317416
It's not just "doing something in the bedroom", it'd be like telling a guy to wear a strap-on because his penis is too small for you and you want to explore the fantasy of a man with a bigger dick. OP even said it's better to do this than cheat with a girl with bigger boobs, meaning he has thought about it. Hope his gf leaves him
Anonymous No.82317575 >>82317590
>>82317557
plenty of girls use vibrators during sex to cum, is that ok?
Anonymous No.82317590 >>82317598 >>82318852
>>82317575
that's the equivalent of a man jacking off, not the same at all. he wanted to change something about HER body. he doesn't deserve her
Anonymous No.82317598 >>82317785
>>82317590
i dont think op wants his girl to actually be walking around with massive z cup tits, its clearly a bedroom thing. grow the fuck up.
Anonymous No.82317785
>>82317598
It's pretty sweet tho
Anonymous No.82318699 >>82319386
>>82317557
you've got every man in this thread telling you they would be fine with strapping on an unrealistically huge fake cock for some fantasy play, and that's the most directly analogous situation it's possible to come up with. It's fantasy, it doesn't imply anything about his attraction to her.
Anonymous No.82318852
>>82317590
putting on a temporary prop isn't changing something about her body, its not like op is pressuring her to get plastic surgery or something permanent, just a costume.
Anonymous No.82319386
>>82318699
Every man in this thread is a faggot.