Thread 82308579

why are women so obsessed with labubus?

>>82308579 (OP)
show off status and belonging

>>82308579 (OP)
A lot of things start making sense in life when you realize one of the main drives for normoids is doing what the other normoids do

>>82308579 (OP)
I guess no-one learned a thing from beanie babies.

>>82308579 (OP)
Illuminati Demon stuff. Women eat it up

>>82308579 (OP)
Basedfacing redditors

>>82308579 (OP)
Its a proxy for a child so they don't actually have babies.

>>82308579 (OP)
they're all so fat and poor looking, truly disgusting cattle

>>82308579 (OP)
Women have the brains of children. And they will become obsessed with whatever marketing forces tell them t. I didn't even act like this over the blind bag slop I used to get when I was 8.

i imagine its like collecting yugioh cards but for foids
but at least yugioh cards are actually cool and useable for something

>>82308579 (OP)
women LOVE wasting money on trends
It's an ingrained instinct

>>82308579 (OP)
Although to be fair you can probably find men acting this way over Pokemon cards, and at least these little hairy goblin things are an actual intractable object and not a piece of paper with a picture printed on it.

>>82308579 (OP)
They are told to like it, it was never their own choice.

It was not a movie or show they watched and they loved the character

It was not some book their read and they want to own it.

It's not even something traditionally cute that they are emotionally drawn too

They were TOLD to like it and they comply.

Women.

>>82308579 (OP)
>>82308674
None of the women in the video are even a 5/10, how the fuck have modern women become so ugly? I look at old photos and women are skinny and pretty

>>82308700
valuable pokemon cards will remain valuable, unlike a demon furry toy that will be in a landfill a year from now

>0;38
the guy has to pretend to be interested in this shit to keep his mid girlfriend around
truly nothing more pathetic than an LTR cuck, they're even lower than inks

>>82308754
a latinx soiboi and his racially ambiguous ugly gf collecting chinese trend plushies, heartwarming <3

>>82308579 (OP)
because other women are

jews really deserve to rule

>>82308699
There's at least 4 ongoing trends I can think of that women have easily blown hundreds-thousands of dollars on
>labubu
>boba tea
>matcha
>stanley cup

I didn't think about Labubus at all, but now that you're showing that you can get different variants based on chance it makes sense. Quit being a disingenuous fag, RNG and luck-based games from video games and trading cards will always have appeal

>>82308579 (OP)
Because foid are subhuman creatures that never mature or grow up.

>>82308579 (OP)
i thought it was annoying too, but it's not hurting anybody that they're paypigs for corporations. it stimulates the economy, so women being psyoped by a marketing firm into buying labubus is actually a good thing.

>>82308626
It's in the background of all the celebs

>>82308579 (OP)
Can anyone please redpill me on this shit?

How the fuck did the creator of this "labubu" made women and fags lose their mind over something made for kids?
Why is this plushie so popular?

>>82308579 (OP)
I have literally never heard of a labubu until I saw a webm posted last week. I have never seen a labubu in real life either. I have no idea what country this brand is popular in either but if I were to make a guess women are obsessed with it because they are braindead whores. You can apply this answer to many things regarding women.

>>82309248
you can't see what's inside the box, so there's mystery, and some of them are more rare than others, so there's value. a lot of these things are being scalped for hundreds to thousands of dollars, they're even being stolen, like there's straight up thieves snatching off labubu keychains off people's belts (they've become a fashion accessory so you can flex your rare labubu)

>>82309321
But there so many things out there of this same concept...

What's the key to success? Spending millions on influencers to advertise this product the way it is intended? I never understood how these trends even start.

>>82308579 (OP)
triggers the same brain response as a baby but doesn't trigger the financial and time requirements of a baby. groypers somehow tricked an entire generation into believing their ideas were good so be prepared for more of this with the continued collapse of birthrates.

>>82309345
>Spending millions on influencers to advertise this product the way it is intended?
That's precisely what happened, this trend started because some kpop stars got paid to make tiktoks about them

>>82309358
>groypers somehow tricked an entire generation
a few latinx and jeet incels online aren't an "entire generation"

>>82309395
Grim only who's got money can make money

>>82308607
I was about to say, most people on this board probably aren't old enough to remember that we already did this

>labubu
>pazuzu

>a demon in Assyrian and Babylonian mythology, king of the demons of the wind, but also a protective spirit who was invoked to ward off other, more malevolent spirits

the powers that be are having a laugh, bit too on the nose with this one though lads, it literally has a demonic face.

>>82308579 (OP)
damn i should get into reselling this shit

I honestly cannot wrap my head over this trend hopping shit people do, like are you even fucking sentient? the older I get I just see most of this shit as so pointless, funko pops, collecting endless vidya, matcha tea, labubu, the latest netslop, just whats the fucking point.

>>82309435
there's tons of people scalping them, it's worse than 2020 ps5

>>82309408
I work in a school anon, I was there during election season and heard how many kids and their parents parroted the bullshit I read on here everyday in their reasoning for voting for Donald Trump. "Entire" is an exaggeration but I'm not going to pretend it's not a concerning amount of zoomers who fell for it.

>>82309412
as a kid we had silly bands around 2010, rubber bands shaped like stuff that you would put on your arms and would proceed to cut off circulation to your arms. they were so worthless that if you took them off in class teachers would straight up throw them away, something they never did with any other toy. they stopped being a thing after like a few months and are now slowly decomposing in landfills and becoming microplastics

>>82309443
It's mostly cope for not having children

>>82309321
>so you can flex your rare labubu)
LOL normies

>>82309584
this is what my gooncave looks like

>>82308626
>>82309427
HEY KIDS! DON'T YOU LOVE DEMONS?!?

>>82308579 (OP)
Retarded foids flocking to a trend/fad cause other celebs are doing it.

>>82308579 (OP)
It's literally just the female version of funko pops.

Men are obsessed with funko pops as well. Women like Labubus.

It stems from the exact same thing, which is that they MUST CONSOOM.

>>82309620
need this bitch to fart in my mouth...