Thread 82308618

i want:
a straight male friend that i dont need to restrict my intimacy with
the kind that if we're both in the mood we can make out while frotting or take a bath together you know
and of course sleep together every night and he has to hold me or let me hold him so i can go to sleep feeling safe and happy knowing that my friend is with me
we can marry for the benefits but friends and family will know we're both straight men
he cant have a gf of course

>>82308618 (OP)
Anon I'm pretty sure that makes you a faggot.

>>82308625
im not gay i think its an adhd thing

>>82308618 (OP)
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>>82308618 (OP)
>straight male friend
>we're both in the mood we can make out while frotting
>frotting
Who the fuck would agree to that?

>>82309139
maybe theres a lonely anon on r9k who also wants a straight male intimate friend...

>>82309235
It is faggotry and that guy isn't straight.

>>82309243
i just want a friendship like that and it cant be gay if both of us are straight

>>82308618 (OP)
>a straight male friend that i dont need to restrict my intimacy with
I actually agree, the restriction on male intimacy has done a lot of harm in our society and-
>the kind that if we're both in the mood we can make out while frotting
Faggot.

>>82309256
I hope you're trolling, but the stupidest fucking thing is that a lot of people are so sensitive to being called gay the academic community needed to come up with a new term to call them to avoid calling them faggots: MSM (men who have sex with men).
>Yeah bro don't worry you're not gay, we're just putting you down as an MSM for our data
>Shieeeet just don't call me gay nigga I'm not about dat life y'know what I'm saying?

I am super straight and this sound's so nice. I want a friend like this.

>>82309312
im completely confident im straight, this frotting wouldnt be gay since we'd both be straight
>>82309381
thats awesome, do you live in europe