Thread 82308720

should i get really drunk later today? and what should i do then

something ffunny

>>82308752
a really drunk vocaroo

>>82308752
any ideas for the funny things

>>82308720 (OP)
Sure
What are u gonna drink?

>>82308773
i have some vodka and some sweet drinks to mix it with

>>82308765
what does that mean? Avocado the fruit?

>>82308860
>vocaroo.com a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
do you mellow out when drunk?

>>82309116
yes i have to giggle and everything becomes funny and enjoyable

>>82309203
not quite my cup of cum but it could be a cute idea

>>82309374
lol what o you mean with cup of cum?
what kind of drunk are you

>>82308720 (OP)
You ahould get drunk and post your naked body for anons to enjoy

>>82309533
hope you enjoy looking at this :D

>>82309601
who hurt you, anonny? why are u drinking and driving?

>>82309613
idk who hurt me but i cant drive even without drinking i probably would hit someone

>>82308720 (OP)
go to the coffee shop and hit on babes obviously

>>82309699
im too shy and dont want to act like a creep cause sometimes I come of like on

>>82309402
it means it's not quite what im looking for but if you want we can play blitz chess and you remove a piece of clothing for every time you lose

>>82308720 (OP)
>drunk
>should

>>82310197
im horrible at chess so that wouldnt be fair

>>82308720 (OP)
Should i drink a natty ice? Or go grab a natty daddy?

>>82310322
why not both hihih

>>82310354
Cuz a 25 oz natty daddy will fuck me up. I usually switch to natty lights after a natty daddy or natty ice.

>>82310378
Do what makes you the happiest:D

>>82310305
you ever play othello? that would be kino

>>82310401
Natty ice mixed with tomato juice?

>>82308720 (OP)
Every time I get drunk now I just end up ventposting with embarrassing detail on 4chan
It's sad

>>82310459
it that a usa thing? never heard of tomato juice and alcohol. is it like the same kind in pasta sauce lol?

>>82310447
no what is it? i have watched the play othello

>>82308720 (OP)
Get on the train and make a really stupid joke. Everyone will ignore/roll eyes exept for one guy who will laugh, the retarded/funny kind, proceed tell increasingly ridiculous bullshit stories. If it doesn't work just get on the next train and repeat. You just made a potential friend

>>82309659
then why are you doing this?
>you seem sad

>>82310536
i think im misunderstanding you? im not sad just like drinking

>>82310512
funny but thats how you get kidnapped and put on a milk carton or something

>>82310560
>JUST like drinking
im talking to a brute. you dont deserve free will

>>82310583
thats not nice. its not like i have a problem
: cant take my free will away

>>82310487
No but I did add pasta sauce to my beer last night. I'm gonna work on a pizza flavored beer concoction. Bud light chelada has clamato mixed in.

>>82310570
This website is 18 and up sonny

>>82310630
you have a serious problem. you need help and a good beating

>>82310651
didnt know they only put children on milk catons?

>>82310652
how do i have a problem? and NO ONE will give me a good beating that just sounds strange

>>82310641
how are you still alive?? I imagine it as a pizza in the blender with beer and still some pizza pieces

>>82310692
then stop drinking, you're driving me insane

>>82310673
Dunno, thats not a thing where l live, but nobody will kidnap an adult man especially on a public train lol

>>82310742
no i wont stop maybe later.im not a addicted its just once a month or so

>>82310751
sadly im not a man and had lots of strange interactions with train crackheads

>>82310779
yeah yeah conclude the antics
>once a month
you don't fool anyone

>>82310830
I KEEP IT CONTROLLED. its not a problem i can stop any time

>>82310790
Oh yeah, forget that then. Just do your femoid things instead

>>82310878
sure, if u say so

>>82310889
what are femoid things??

>>82310907
yes i say so. this will be my last time this month

>>82310509
it's a simple board game. far easier than chess. you can wager a picture of my name stamped on your big fat forehead in place of stripping if youd rather :)

>>82310915
How am l supposed to know? Thats your build

>>82310955
insert generic: you dropped this kin-

>this month
wait a second

>>82311048
keep my big ass forehead out of your mouth lol.
i havent drank enough to consider doing anything stupid like that.

>>82311071
omg what do you mean your build.
thats a funny way of phrasing something.

>>82311164
I don't fucking now, look at the board title, you think l know what women do? I'm only here because l thought you were a dude

>>82311205
does it really make a difference to you if Im not a man. at the end of the day alcohol is alcohol

>>82311219
You said it yourself regarding the train example, some situations aren't equivalent

>>82311255
yeah i see. I was wrong

lol its drinking time.

>>82311128
>>82311464
are you there yet?