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Anonymous No.82309287 >>82309297 >>82309354 >>82309390 >>82309488 >>82309572 >>82309798 >>82309853 >>82309899 >>82309971 >>82310212 >>82311971 >>82312094 >>82312261 >>82312339
Fembot test
It's your boyfriends birthday and he asks you to buy him this anime figure. What do you do?
audreyposter !o.Xo69meFs No.82309297
>>82309287 (OP)
idk reverse image search and find out where 2 buy?
Anonymous No.82309354
>>82309287 (OP)
i would say can you send me the link so i can buy it for you
Anonymousse No.82309390
>>82309287 (OP)
Well, if he's my boyfriend, I'd assume he's a good person and loves me, etc, etc. So I'd probably buy it for him, idk.
Anonymous No.82309463 >>82309729 >>82309958 >>82310010 >>82310514
I could pull off that look so I would cosplay her and joke saying I am the 1:1 version
Then give to him, but ask the gym Gojo figure on my birthday
Anonymous No.82309480
I probably would not be with someone who likes these sort of models
I just think they're boring. why not have cool monsters if you're going to spend money on plastic
Anonymous No.82309484
He's a one piece fag so I'd get him this with a card that says >me when you show me your dick
Anonymous No.82309488
>>82309287 (OP)
>mom instead of the sister
Lmfao
Anonymous No.82309525 >>82309686
So did we pass the test or not? I want my grades
Anonymous No.82309572
>>82309287 (OP)
i own a couple lewd figures of girls, so i am not one to judge. i would probably want it too if im being honest. but i would probably be a little jealous if he was more intrested in it that i was
Anonymous No.82309686
>>82309525
Yeah. I was insecure and expected "kys gooner incel" from the women here. But now I guess I could still keep my figures if I got a girlfriend.
Anonymous No.82309729 >>82309766
>>82309463
Unfathomly based. Wife material right there.
Anonymous No.82309766 >>82309778
>>82309729
Anon, have you seen the Gojo figure I am mentioning? Kekk
Anonymous No.82309778 >>82309799
>>82309766
No. Is it that bad? Care to post?
Anonymous No.82309798
>>82309287 (OP)
i would genuinely break up with him. this is so insulting and embarrassing. if i am your girlfriend and you are horny, you are supposed to be having sex with me, not anime figurines.
Anonymous No.82309799 >>82309883
>>82309778
You can judge yourself, anon
Anonymous No.82309853
>>82309287 (OP)
My boyfriend is clearly retarded because I would already own this
Anonymous No.82309883 >>82310030
>>82309799
Well, it'd be hard to develop such psychique and this kind of hair usually looks much worse irl, but besides that it's not that bad. Looks like good quality lewd fig, though not my type. I got shit for posting picrel some time ago so I'm not phased by that Gojo. I got into figs some time ago and while I don't plan to spend whole fortune on them as I have more important expenses, I'd like to slowly build nice, small collection + learn to print my own. Just recently I ordered two really lewd ones, I'm thinking about pre-ordering pic related and I'm waiting for one or two more to pop up on pre-orders because currently they are out of stock.
Anonymous No.82309899 >>82310030
>>82309287 (OP)
thread full of larping trannies no real woman with self-respect would tolerate this cringe
Anonymous No.82309958 >>82310167
>>82309463

Can you do the Dongtan Missy cosplay?
Anonymous No.82309971
>>82309287 (OP)
I think my internet gf probably would which is why I need to baby trap her at the earliest opportunity
Anonymous No.82310010
>>82309463
I will never have a cosplay gf, I should just disappear already
Anonymous No.82310030 >>82310092
>>82309899
Wrong, I would accept only on the conditions I did lay. Just because I have opinions different than you it doesn't mean I am a tranny.
>>82309883
I can why the dog one you showed was met with criticism, it gives me bestiality vibes and I find it tacky though the execution is good. I personally don't care about realism much I just hot guys with hot cocks. Picrel is one I like a lot and I find his blue pubes very cute, will try to get a pic online that shows it. Too bad that buying figures where Iive is a hard task and import fees are crazy. Honestly my bf would be more weirded out by my interest on WW2 dolls of soldiers
Anonymous No.82310092 >>82310141 >>82310167
>>82310030
How about figs like picrel? It's one of those I'll be waiting to show up on pre-order again.
>Too bad that buying figures where Iive is a hard task and import fees are crazy
Eh, it feels like half of the world is like that. Here I heard customs can sometimes ignore fact that you already paid VAT and charge you VAT again. Also last time I made an order for couple figs they damaged one of the boxes when they were checking what's inside.
>Honestly my bf would be more weirded out by my interest on WW2 dolls of soldiers
Why?
Anonymous No.82310141 >>82310158
>>82310092
>Why?
The panzergrenadier will watch us doing the deed
Anonymous No.82310158
>>82310141
I wouldn't mind. It's just a fig.
Anonymous No.82310167 >>82310219
>>82310092
I don't really care about this one. I am used to big boobs and hentai and at least that one has sagging. With enough imagination I can imagine she is being accused of being a witch kek
>>82309958
Maybe, I would need lots of boob tape
Anonymous No.82310212
>>82309287 (OP)
wtf i wish i had a girlfriend that acutally bought me stuff, even if it was only for my birthday, god damn
Anonymous No.82310219 >>82310242
>>82310167
What's wrong about this WW2 fig? It looks good. Why do you think someone would be weirded out by it?
>With enough imagination I can imagine she is being accused of being a witch kek
She's named captive female knight Katrina so I guess she's a knight, not witch. Which makes it a bit shame that there is no sword laying around and no leftover of armor pieces on her.
Anonymous No.82310242 >>82310336
>>82310219
Because it's just an interest on history which I do have but I would only collect the hot ones, maybe if I would be able to, put them in realistic 1/6 bodies and their uniform coat just because I can
Anonymous No.82310244
the only person to ever buy me a figure was new york anon for christmas, bless his kind soul
Anonymous No.82310336 >>82310782
>>82310242
Eh, I don't see what's so bad about it. Have you thought of trying to sew realistic 1/6 uniforms and put them on lewd figs? It's always nice when you can turn your purely consumption-based hobby into something that involves handcraft. Once I'll be good enough at making 3D models and printing them I'll look into painting. Right now I still need to figure out perfect slicer settings to prevent tears and make supports come off easier to not damage fig itself. Also I guess I'll have to get 0.2 nozzle at some point because it offers better detail precision at the cost of much longer print time.
Anonymous No.82310514 >>82310835
>>82309463
kind of based. What if he surprises you and dresses as Gojo too?
Anonymous No.82310782 >>82311064
>>82310336
Yeah I had thought of that too but lewd figs don't move which is makes it had, they are not made for posing like the WW2 figure or have the playability of Barbie dolls, even when they are stiff ones. All my customization knowledge is from Barbies and Monster Highs, my face painting sucks but I am good at rerooting. The best dolls for making OCs and such customizations are definitely BJD dolls but the community creeps me out
Anonymous No.82310835
>>82310514
I would love if my boyfriend liked doing cosplay. The hottest guy I met is a cosplayer who had no qualms with girls hitting on his butt when he cosplayed Leon or letting them touch his stomach when cosplaying Toji. He loves the attention and knows he is hot. Except I would want my boyfriend to have this confident attitude only for me
Anonymous No.82311064
>>82310782
Yeah, I realized that after I sent post. There are action figs though. They usually don't look as good due to visible joints, but under uniform it wouldn't be visible anyway. There are lots that come in kit cards and you have to assemble them yourself which is kind of fun. And I value their configurability so it's not that big of a deal to me.
Still, even stuff figs often come with detachable parts. My maid has detachable arm because it's kind of needed for proper configuration with rifle. Though they rarely come with enough detachable parts to make it work with normal clothing and you'd have to play with sewing weird stuff, like front and back that are connected with velcro or something.
There are also stock, cheap figmas, but they obviously don't have physique you'd want and it'd be mostlly about making them uniforms.
With 3D printers there is popular dummy-13 model that has separate skeleton with joints and body parts, and you can model body parts to your liking as long as you don't fuck up connectors.
>my face painting sucks
desu for details like faces I think they use printed stickers. Or printed whatever that is heated onto face surface.
Also laughed at geo glowing cock. Is lewd male figs market even big? I thought relatively few women are into this so it'd be less profitable to make them and thus they'd be more expensive than lewd female figs.
Anonymous No.82311971 >>82312080
>>82309287 (OP)
break up with that loser.
Anonymous No.82312080
>>82311971
>being beta woman threatened by piece of plastic
shiggy diggy
Anonymous No.82312094 >>82312125
>>82309287 (OP)
>Guys who consume trash like this get gfs fml
Anonymous No.82312125
>>82312094
>trash
This shit can be quite expensive. It's display of wealth, just like overpriced handwatches and clothes that were sewn in bangladesh for 2$ but sold for 2 grand.
Anonymous No.82312261
>>82309287 (OP)
Genuinely worried that my shelf of figures will be eternal pussy repellent. I don't know if I would ever find someone that "gets" it, or if explaining that they're just from shows I like would scare the hoes.

I can't imagine how I would explain the various figures, both petite and voluptuous, to a potential partner without scaring them off.
>Oh yes, I have 3 figures of this 14 year old girl because, um, I just really like her design haha
Why did I do this to myself
Anonymous No.82312339
>>82309287 (OP)
i own figures like that and i wouldnt mind buying them for my potential bf as long as we get shared custody