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Anonymous No.82313798 >>82313818 >>82313820 >>82313847 >>82313904 >>82313949
Its hilarious that this is seen as degenerate.
>oh no! She cooks and cleans and wears make up and is sexually available within a committed relationship!
Anonymous No.82313810 >>82313828
>how about you take a break and make your mouth useful
god i wish that was me....male btw
Anonymous No.82313818
>>82313798 (OP)
The West is so busted that now a wife doing literally the bare minimum is fetishized
Anonymous No.82313820 >>82313836
>>82313798 (OP)
>sexually available within a committed relationship!
Sorry, only for the Bull
Anonymous No.82313828
>>82313810
Wait you want to be the guy or the girl?
Anonymous No.82313836 >>82313955
>>82313820
Cringe and non canon
Anonymous No.82313847
>>82313798 (OP)
>She cooks and cleans and wears make up and is sexually available within a committed relationship!
The hubby can cook for himself and clean his own shithole, Samus doesnt have to spend with losers.
Anonymous No.82313904 >>82313949 >>82314209
>>82313798 (OP)
Chief ain't strong enough for her. She needs Doomguy to be tamed
Anonymous No.82313916
The degenerate aspect is the obviously sexualized uniform + weird fetish-tier dialogue.
This still pales in comparison to what I like so don't think I'm judging here, but you're basically socially stupid if you can't figure that out.
Anonymous No.82313949 >>82314219
>>82313798 (OP)

Why is Master Chief fucking with Samus Aran? Spartans don't have a sex drive canonically and they aren't even in the same universe. Chief loves Cortana too if he loves any woman or female style entity at all.

>It's pornographic content.

I know.

>>82313904

Lol.
Anonymous No.82313955
>>82313836
Lol, fake Metroid fan detected.
She canonly takes Black dick
Anonymous No.82314209
>>82313904
You are new. Doonguy x samus is 2016 shit
Anonymous No.82314219
>>82313949
You are young. You have not been on the internet long