Thread 82314353

>this whore graduated college and I can't even get my GED

Holy fuck, a prostitute is smarter than me. I should just hang myself.

>>82314353 (OP)
In college I showed up to a chem lab exam on LSD and got full marks. I probably should have gone into porn.

>>82314353 (OP)
Those people are actually Satan. He has sex with himself on camera, to milk the slaves who watch him. He cloned himself, and could also put souls into other bodies. So he did that of course. Who wouldnt? Do you understand what Satan gets from this?

>>82314416
Is Satan in the room with you right now?

>>82314416
Did satan raped you?

>>82314435
Yes obviously, hes in your room too. I dont actually understand what he gets from this. Im betting its sexual pleasure. Satan definitely fucked trillions of times. But, is that all? Why did he bring real people here to suffer. Did he really need more money that much? Its hard to figure out. Let me know your thoughts, or if you want more content about the other world or Satan or extra terrestrials.

>>82314458
Tell me all about the other worlds and the aliens. Wait are these the bird aliens from the kwaixek nebula?

>>82314472
The other world. It had a device capable of creating a universe, very similar to how Minecraft generates a procedurally built world. The beings in this world are immortal. This is merely a simulation of their design. But, its also real at the same time. Hes played this game tons of times. He knew about everything right from the start.

>>82314485
I think I saw this last time I did DMT

>>82314485
Yes, but you're missing the core mechanic, the device doesn't just generate universes like Minecraft, it feeds on the observers inside them. Every thought you have is harvested as raw energy to sustain the 'immortal' beings, who are nothing more than admin accounts with infinite respawns. Deja vu is just cached memory bleeding in from an older save file. Dreams? Patch notes injected mid cycle. And when you get that strange ringing in your ears, that's the server rebooting, pushing us into a slightly different build of reality without us realizing.

>>82314499
What im trying to tell you is they knew about technology at the same time that the English language was written. They knew about twitch, they knew about smartphones. The knew everything.

>>82314517
Thats what way to view it. That they enjoy us. Your phrasing is weird though. They just enjoy it. Like its something to do. They enjoy our company. They are totally aware we would cut their throats the moment our chains were released. They dont care.

>>82314535
Exactly that is the real horror they dont keep us out of fear or control but because they like it To them we are not slaves we are entertainment unpredictable companions who remind them of what raw existence feels like They know we would rise against them if the chains fell but that thrill is part of why they keep us close like a lion tamer in the cage They savor every flicker of defiance every plan we hatch in secret Our rebellion is their comedy our rage their lullaby They are not gods or devils they are voyeurs who would rather be hated than be bored Do you think they ever get tired of us and start the cycle over

>>82314594
Hahaha fat autistic women usually have wrinkly buttholes

>>82314353 (OP)
I can't masturbate to her anymore

What makes you think successful prostitutes would be dumb?

>>82314353 (OP)
>graduating college makes you smart
glorified adult day care

>>82315714
depends entirely on the degree tbf

>>82315728
Degree, school, and a lot of factors.
I'll concede defeat at a chick with a chemical engineering phd doing porn, but a bachelors in communication ain't gonna cut it for me.

>>82314353 (OP)
what good is an education when you just end up a whore anyway?