Thread 82314475

I'm in love with my friend but I think he's straight....

>>82314475 (OP)
How certain are you he is straight?

homosexuals are shit and contranatura, fuck off to your containment board

>>82314523
screaming at the mirror

>>82314475 (OP)
Yeah but if you suck his dick when he isn't expecting it he becomes gay.

If's he's been incel for decades, like me, he'd probably accept a blowjob; then get addicted to getting rimjobs.

>>82314600
>Blowjob
Yes yes yes
>Rimjob
Gross
Getting pounded sounds great too. I guess this is why homos and normals can't be friends though

>>82314651
A lot of fags love rimming. We straights would have little point in getting blown by a fag if rimming wasn't part of it. Not like many foids do it.
Though for me to fuck a fag, he'd have to be a pretty fem cd, or a passing troon. Probably only in the pronebone position too.
Sadly, I only get offers from masc fags, and ones who can't accom or cd. It's amazing how fags be let downs as much as foid are.
TFW never been rimmed. Also, if I were to fuck a twink cd or troon, it still wouldn't get me any closer to getting some real unpaid pussy.
As a sex manic that's trapped as an incel, I'd just get addicted to fucking bussy, which is just depressing.

>>82314723
>I'd just get addicted to fucking bussy, which is just depressing
Sound based actually.

>>82314737
>Sound based actually.
Not to me. I do want pussy, and their other holes, but I can never get it.
Sadly, some incels are desperate enough to fuck fags.
Post boycunt.

>>82314475 (OP)
How are you sure that he's straight and isn't gay?