Thread 82317136

my subconscious (i shall call him Collin) is a weak whiny bitch
he is what drives the shitty impulses to sit around, waste time, scroll, eat junkfood, and etc;
my job is to be my own captain of the ship of subconscious fools;
i am ultimately in control of myself;
i can make myself hit myself; it is my authority over the self that is final yet usurped;
King Charles is the final legal authority of the United Kingdom, and his underlings have through his legal authority become ingrained;
i the usurped monarch of myself still have the power to force myself to do whatever I want;
therefore I can retake myself from Collin at any time and I do so now;

Collin here,
If you do what I want, doesn't that make YOU the weak, whiny bitch, not me?

>>82317663
it makes me negligent;
my job is to tell you to go fuck yourself when appropriate;

>>82317136 (OP)
You can make it do a little more than that via simple instructions and practice btw.

>>82317674
It makes you a pussy. Let's talk with our fists, like men.

>>82318630
ok collin
stop hitting yourself
(you can't, the conscious will has absolute control)

>>82318775
You are wasting your time right now. I've already won.
Better luck tomorrow, hehe.

>>82317136 (OP)
My subconscious rapes me constantly. Is hot. Here's a neat representation in image form.

KURISTINA

Oh boy, is this a KURISUTINA thread???

>>82319516
I guess it is one now.

>>82317136 (OP)
if Collin continually triumphs over (you) then you ARE Collin. Your actions are what define you or whatever.