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Anonymous No.82317629 >>82317716 >>82317723 >>82317744 >>82317789 >>82317806
I have a phone screening with a recruiter for a job in 3 hours. please lend me your strength so that I may succeed. I'm pretty nervous. I could just screech and hang up. What does /r9k/ think will happen?
Anonymous No.82317716 >>82317764
>>82317629 (OP)
You wont get the job. Women run the show in 2025 now. Sorry.
Anonymous No.82317723 >>82317764
>>82317629 (OP)
You will idly stroke your cock while talking to the recruiter and she'll be so turned on that you'll get the job right there
Anonymous No.82317744 >>82317764
>>82317629 (OP)
>I'm pretty nervous
i believe in you nonny
Anonymous No.82317764
>>82317723
I will be squeezing my balls so hard during it. Hopefully this action will bear fruit
>>82317744
Thanks :))))
>>82317716
My recruiter is a man. Good thing I'm a charismatic rogue
Anonymous No.82317789 >>82317803
>>82317629 (OP)
you are so pathetic because you are nervous just don't be nervous is it that hard
Anonymous No.82317803
>>82317789
You're so right. Thanks. It's all better now. I'm pretty much the greatest guy to ever touch the game
Anonymous No.82317806 >>82317837
>>82317629 (OP)
Bookmarking this thread to return in 3 hours. Dont you dare leave it as a cliffhanger.
Anonymous No.82317837
>>82317806
I'll definitely post an update around 3 EST if the thread is still up. I've prepared a whole cheat sheet to reference my experience while I'm on the phone. I've got that feeling in my stomach of being in freefall
Anonymous No.82318794 >>82320948
About 20 minutes left, bump
Anonymous No.82319658 >>82320948
Well, anon? How did it go?
Anonymous No.82320437 >>82320948
Last chance
Anonymous No.82320948
>>82318794
>>82319658
>>82320437
Sorry I totally forgot to respond to the thread. I think it went pretty well. They referred me to the next phase and I'm working on scheduling the technical interview. I've got about 2 weeks to prepare for that