Thread 82319403

We must immediately stop old white guys from playing music on the choob edition

>>82319403 (OP)
I just want to be taxed less or paid more

>>82319414
That is a necessary but not sufficient remedy needed for our current predicament.

>>82319414
I just want to stop being ruled by communists.

some of you are VERY silly indeed

Indian lass says wants to come round to play vidya later this evening. I think she has an ulterior motive.

>>82319414
You're probably a useless cunt earning fuck all and you'd be poor even if you were taxed 0%

>>82319462
>Indian las
Licked an Indian girls butthole one time (after she had just showered) back in my early 20s. Was enjoyable.

Anyone else fuck up every single friendship/relationship they've ever had? Not even my parents talk to me anymore

Oh my days unc on da tube got his Walkman out again allow it mate blap blap turn it down blud omaidayzzz

>>82319469
my family are ok with me but its still a little emotionally distant, no friends

Life must be easy for these Russian asmrtists while the disposable boys get sent to die in an ongoing war. That's just the way life works unfortunately. Hope you lads will be born female in the next life.

>>82319469
I dont want friends lid. Friends are useless for men.

Omaidaisies man on de volume ting loud man ting

>>82319414
Just stop working. You're only making females have easier lives by doing shitty jobs for their comforts/protection.

>>82319463
not really, dont go out, no subscriptions, dont buy clothes, dont go on holidays, dont drink, dont do drugs, only cook food myself, never used uber jeets. I work for the government doing legal stuff because my two stem degrees aren't very useful.

>>82319490
pretty privilege at its finest

>>82319490
You genuinely sound like you're trans lad. Desperately wishing you were a woman

Why is Mark buying shit box PCs with the combined amount he's spent he could have bought a really good PC but what does he even need it for? Mongs R us.

Men dont have mates. Have you ever had mates and then they get a bird? As soon as they get a bird they will never see you again except for maybe once every 6 months.

>>82319514
incel to tranny pipeline innit

>>82319527
I have plenty of mates lad

>>82319512
It does help to be born attractive in these times where females can swipe you away in under a second on an online dating app. You were worth that much physically energy to them.

>>82319514
I only wish to be a woman to live an easy life knowing I can get a relationship easily.

>>82319462
What games are you playing with her mate?

>>82319544
Dont have any me. Got no need for em. My cat is my best mate.

>>82319509
> my two stem degrees aren't very useful.
I feel this precise feel.

It so hard bein a moid sighs imagine we were girls lads like us but we're female imagine how life would be putting on makeup and high heels and getting in relationships with attractive men and we've got tits ha ha am I right fellow straight moids

>>82319563
annoying as fuck because my original plan was the military, army or navy and I'm almost certain my life would have better if my parents hadn't had coerced me into uni

Imagine how good life would be if I was me but am a woman a sweet pretty girly woman with long blonde hair and big eyelashes and men look at my legs when I'm walking down the street and ask for my number life would be so much better if I was born female i fink about this sometimes oh you know like every single day anyone else

>purple aki will never grope my muscles
it not rite

>>82319517
Because he's bored, lonely and depressed and buys things to try and make himself feel better.

Venus az a boy x

Wonder what HHL is up to

>>82319595
Imagine knowing if you get really desperate as a female, you can just open your legs for money. Sex any time, getting paid for it too. Mental.

benders ITT

I actually like being a bloke and wouldn't want to be a woman.

Imagine looking in the mirror n seeing a woman....nd looking down your pants nd seeing a "flower" Imagine buying tampons in thr shop for your own use n feeling horny that the cashier guy knows youre sticking them in your fanny Imagine on your passport it says F nd Imagine staff in shops call you Miss or Mrs or Ms Imagine you could wear pink all the time and get your nails done Imagine you could wear floral perfumes and long flowing summer dresses nd strappy bras that leave marks on your shoulders Imagine having sex with a man so easily....and worrying about jf you got pregnant after Imagine getting pregnant Imagine being physically weaker than moids nd they could easily overpower you even the weakest ones could hold you down and have their way with you any time they want Imagine like 5 moids throw you in a van and turn you into a sex slave its really unfair how much easier woman's lifes are I guess most of us feel the same as moids

>>82319403 (OP)
i fucking HATE nuisances

This incel lad is still fucking whinging?

Because SEX is so easily obtainable for women they don't care about it so much. They can't understand male mental health degradation due to never getting a drop of pussy.

>>82319562
I'd love a cat but I'm also quite fond of having birds in the back garden. Also I'm too fucking lazy to sort out a catflap.
Woe is me.

wouldn't trade being a muscular bloke for any of that nonsense, imagine not being able to night walk because you might get diddled? fuck that. I remember one night walk I went on I went through the cemetery and a bloke I happened upon literally started sprinting in the opposite direction of me.

>>82319403 (OP)
dunno if hes listening to radio 6 or noncey anime music

>>82319712
that and basically shitting out blood for a few days a month

>>82319719
He's listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjdT4r2hgDg

Grim.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complications_of_pregnancy

im glad im a man me. women are generally stupid and arent logical. they don't care about things which is why all inventors of the past were men. even the internet was made by a man. women are useless

Oh look at that. Isn't that cute? Women in STEM. Free breakfast for having a vagina. Can you imagine having a day dedicated to men? No...let's just keep giving education freebies to dumb women instead.

>Lawyers representing controversial websites 4chan and Kiwi Farms have filed a legal case against the UK Online Safety Act enforcer Ofcom.

>Their legal complaint filed in a Washington DC Federal Court seeks a legal ban on the communications regulator enforcing or attempting to enforce the Online Safety Act against them in the US.

Lawyers representing controversial websites 4chan and Kiwi Farms have filed a legal case against the UK Online Safety Act enforcer Ofcom.

Their legal complaint filed in a Washington DC Federal Court seeks a legal ban on the communications regulator enforcing or attempting to enforce the Online Safety Act against them in the US.

I just wouldn't want to be at a major disadvantage when compared to 50% of the population, its even shit like carrying shopping, easy for me, harder for a woman, moving flats or houses as well. As a bloke I can just rent a van, load it all up myself and unload it but a woman couldn't, in addition to that they are a bit mental and emotional. Advantages are you get an army of simps.

>>82319747
looks like some grim council building - sad!

Imagine going fr a walk on a summer evening wearing cute sandals nd a straw hat wiv a flower n imagine walking through tesco with your cleavage half out n all the lads checking you out n pretending they're not its honestly crazy how in this society woman have it so good just because they're born women it seems to me in this world you're either born as a woman or your life is just a waste of time imagine it's a heatwave and your fanny is sweaty imagine going for a spa day imagine going to a hen party wiv your girlies yeah stuff like that basically

>>82319747
stem uni, you mean unemployment uni? haha amirite fellow stemcels

>>82319469
Lucky that I'm the one who distances meself from the family I fucking hate.
Luv me parents, luvved me uncles til they fucking died, luvved one side of grandaprents til they died, and now all the rest can fuck off and if I never deal with them again then I don't care.
When my dad dies I'm pretty sure I'll follow shortly after of my own volition

>>82319771
>haha amirite fellow stemcels
>10 years in STEM and counting
Couldn't be me mate

Ruth giving evidence to the Science, Innovation and Technology Select Committee on her 4chan stalking ordeal

If your life is meaningless and you're just counting the hours until you die, why not do something whacky like join a cult and do crazy shit?

>>82319781
>10 years
>millenial who secured a job when stem wasn't a meme

cunt, fucking nowt left for gen z, nay houses, nay jobs

>>82319809
I've got both, so suck it.

>>82319820
good for you lad, hope you enjoy.

>>82319830
To an extent.
doesnt stop me being alone and miserable

>>82319609
he's not thinking about you sad sack

>>82319791
I've never said a word to her lad. I just give the commentary on her easy life.

I rly want to play my old xb360 games once i quit the pills then ill get myself 1 as a wee treat I noticed in cex the xbone isnt much dearer than 360 so ill get that i fink cus its backwards compatible too Well with Halo anyway which is mainly why i want it.For tonight though am monging out n watching the matrix for some reason was just in the mood am really exhausted today so am just monging out

>>82319808
Because laws exist lad.

>>82319856
I'll trade you a gf with low mileage in return for the house

Cex has a 5 year warranty which i thought was pretty kewl for something thats as old as 360 id have thought most of them were red ringed by now in the first place

>>82319887
You'll have to ask the bank first to get the mortgage off, but that's a trade I'd probably take. Can always go back to renting for a bit. Did it for like 8 years I can do it again.

>>82319892
It's mostly the old non-wifi models. Newer ones are reliable.

>>82319881
Halo master chief collection is coming out on ps5 lid.

APU CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
GRAB A POWERFROG
PLAY DOLLIES WITH THE LADS
A DIFFERENT FREN IN EVERYONE
A HELPER IN YOUR HANDS
THEY'RE THE WOMFY APUS
AND THEY'RE ALL FROM FINLAND
POWERFROGS!
*clap clap clap*

>>82319881
I mostly just want an xbox 360 so I can relive listening to this shit over and over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX-kf3s_6DQ

R ruined my life.

I fink thats everything i have left from my xbox might still have Naughty Bear which I got back then cus my wee sister wanted it fr some reason. Mostly just want halo collection

I would go to GAME after skewl n buy a month of Xbox live so i could play on halo 3..Oh aye

>>82319965
Better than me mate.
I sold the 360 stuff after my second red ring so all I've got left is fucking
>Fusion Frenzy
>Fifa 08
>Tony Hawk: Project 8
>NBA Live 06
Even the Tony Hawk game is kinda shit, fuck me.

If any of you lads have the very rare My Horse & Me 2 on Xbox 360, wops will probably give you a bj for it.

Kinda mad how Modern Warfare totally mogged Halo in popularity so fast like Halo 3 was rly rly popular in my skewl......ND then after cod4 came out it wa slike nobody played halo anymore.Now i dont know if weans even play any halo at all.Its weird because it went from so popular to just nothing.Ngl I switched over to Cod too myself for a good while.

>>82319990
I'm the same but for Viva Pinata

>>82319996
Played modern warfare 2 to death. I got to 9th prestige legitimately it took me months and months of daily play to get that high. Loved it.

>>82319980
Haha the last fifa i got was 07 that had ronaldinho on the front.Seems he was on 08 too on the ps3 version.Good times

>>82320000
Looking at them numbers lad

>>82320009
2000 and 05 are the peaks for me. Did replay 2005 recently and fuck me it's difficult to get used to the way things used to be.
I had FIFA 23 I think it was and it was just a solid timesink but its too fucking easy in single player and fuck getting into the FUT nonsense bullshit. That unironically made me a Football Manager autist.

>>82320008
Mw2 is great.I guess ppl play Warzone now.Ave tried to get into those battle royale games but its not my cup of tea.I think bc it requires more communication.I like to just play lone wolf.

Making music on the personal computer with a pirated version of Ableton Live 11 Suite

>>82320019
Used to love running around with a shotgun. Spas-12 and AA12 were my favourites. I was also lucky enough to play with the model 1887s before they got nerfed. All of those maps were good. Not a bad one in the game.

>Utd losing to amateurs
I fucking love this life sometimes.

I remember the halo remake on 360. I tried to get all the achievements and I completed it on legendary it was really hard but fun as well. Would like to play halo 1 and 2 again.

Playin on me Xbox 360 Slim rn de lids. Jade Empire innit x

>>82320035
What kind of music r you making?

>>82320041
league cup is lush atm

>>82320052
Boards of Canada worship

>GoW remake is "mixed" on steam
360 lads be eating good with the original

>>82320049
Thats blodoy class x

>>82320000
Rare Replay has it but you'll only be able to play on the Xbox One or Series this way.

>>82320049
Corr always wanted the Xbox 360 elite. I liked the black one. I think it came with a bigger hard drive.

>>82320049
Hope that table is hardwood lad

>>82320065
That's gross mate

>>82320074
Nah I have my ways.

>>82320081
What should I be making?

>>82320065
Nice x

>>82320092
depressive black metal aimed specifically at my taste

>>82320099
I had a very short lived doom/drone metal project years ago. Used Reaper for that

>>82319965
naughty bear
always wanted that game but never got round to buying it
good times back in that ps3 360 era
games just arent the same anymore
partly just getting older but they are just so bad now

>>82319809
no housing
no jobs
no pussy
no society (full of brown people)

life's great for zoomer males

>>82319527
GREATOMAN PUNCHI

Highlight of my day is updating my GNU/Linux packages.

Got 3 above and beyonds today, proper pleased with that, weren't easy today desu, 140 total, loads of boxes, went back for the rest but it got all fucked up somehow was taking ages, took them back home and started again, smashed out 53 drops in 2 hours including going in 3 different flat blocks up the stairs and everything

>>82319677
>>82319766
can't tell which these are disdain for gender roles and which are taking the piss out of that incel lad (if at all) and which are genuine wishes.

like yeah i don't want most of those things but some are fine. you presumably want some pink things without judgement (it's okay we're all pals here)

>British Transport Police (BTP) said it had presented evidence to prosecutors concerning the incident, which took place on 28 July, including footage of Robinson pacing next to a person lying motionless on the floor.
>On Wednesday, the force said that the Crown Prosecution Service had concluded there was not enough evidence to bring charges.

Why do the police always do this? They arrest you hoping you'll admit guilt and if not they submit piss poor evidence. Waste of resources?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg3y4em4v2o

speaking of FPSes and transgenders, watching the Karl Jobst on 'the most divisive cheating scandal in history' and yeah it's nothing.
but then i read the stuff people were saying 'cheat cheat cheat!!!' and i watched the video (Battlefield Beta? or whatever it is)

...DO PEOPLE JUST NO LONGER UNDERSTAND 'FRAG VIDEOS'? it's a frag video. haha this new generation are fucking dafties man.

Unless you really know there's some kind of strong evidence, never admit guilt. Duty solicitors have even said to me "we can get this sorted with a caution and be on our way quickly if you put a guilty plea in" despite me never doing the crime. They looked at me and stereotyped me. I will never trust a duty solicitor again. Next time I'll just say "you can go now" as soon as we enter the interview room.

>>82320114
better than nowt

>>82320114
Serotosis yeah?

>>82320253
Not taking the piss of him jst a convoluted way to say iktf

Who needs lvm with ext4 when you can create subvolumes in Btrfs? I don't understand why so many GNU/Linux distributions still use ext4+lvm with the automated partitioning. It's messy. What are you lot using these days?

>>82320366
fair fair. but yeah tbqh all the 'body' stuff sounds horrible like periods etc.

every lassie i know has a hard time with cramps and i get them ketamine cramps and maybe that's not the same as a uterus but it's abdominal pain i'd never experienced before. don't know if i know THAT feel but possibly closer to it

>>82320369
btrfs is kinda unreliable even after years of improvements, i still get reports of data losses with it. i wouldn't risk it.

just realised how good tweezers are

>>82320450
decent proper-pointed metal ones are great
bit of ket up the nostrils, then start plucking them away
nice bald inner-nose for the next week

>>82320422
It's the default for Fedora. I think it must be reliable now. With ext4, it will not notify you of corrupted files from silent data corruption/bitflipping. Btrfs has better checksumming for files. Maybe your files are just getting corrupted slightly with ext4 but it's not very noticeable.

EVerything u do is a balloon x

>>82320481
Doomed to burst and ruin the moment of everyone around them?
Yeah checks out.

>>82320455
i finally got rid of my unibrow

Tried to pspsps a seagull on my walk a wee(big) baby one that was standing in th middle of the road so i was like that pspsps move its dangerous Nd he didnt respond at all Am not sure what noises works on seagulls

>>82320532
the only thing seagulls deserve is a cinder block to their fucking head

Baby gulls r so big sometimes they look bigger than normal ones
>>82320535
-_-

>>82320532
only ssm can talk to them

my grandad could talk to pigeons

>>82320532
does pspsps work on cats? walked past a cat the other day, interrupted him stood in the middle of the path staring at something in the bush (possibly a rat/rabbit)
startled him so he ran into the bushes himself and then observed me. i'd just passed another lad so didn't want to go "PSPSPSPS" out loud but IF I DID does that tell cats to come over if they want? (don't carry treats any more)

>>82320560
they have different accents in different cities

>>82320561
Yeahit often works or try ch ch ch ch

>>82319403 (OP)
>>82316978

No theyre illegal shitskins.

>>82317017
>i still think there's legitimate cause for real refugees
Not when it comes at the expense of your own people, which it is.
>to be quite honest i would do the same if i lived somewhere rough and was told there's a better life abroad
Stiff shit. Its not up the UK to fix the world. These people fucked their countries so its their problem.

Theyre all fighting age males who are coming here to get free gibs, rape women and get away with it because they know they can. They are told by their NGO handlers in Europe on what to do to skirt the law and cheat the system. Thats why they are enboldend to wnder around the streets, attacking people, pulling out their phones, claiming they speak english when arrested etc. They have lawyers and NGO reps on speed dial.

Refugess dont wear designer clothes and carry iphones. They are an army. And you're a traitor.

>>82320609
no one cares m8

>>82320609
as long as Paddington's Ratio holds, i'm fine wht what you're describing.
when was the last time you took your blood pressure?

just had my first shower since last saturday, comeback august is done

Din-dinshire hath been served

She's not going to get away with the pain she has caused me. Cunt.

did they lower the sugar in these?
when i was a teenager and they were brown/bronze colour i think they tasted different

also that anon who mentioned Hobgoblin changing, yeah. had one when i relapsed for a couple days and the lower ABV/different formula, really wasn't nice

I wish I could live far away from the LGBT cult that has taken over western societies. It has done more harm than good shoving this woke crap in our faces all day. Not one part of that flag represents a heterosexual male. Therefore it is a hate symbol and must be eradicated.

ckin ell

Ate too much me

>>82320981
thanks for another alky animal picture for the collection

>>82320942
they had to change the colours to these ones (it's not a true ROYGBIV rainbow) because of dye shortages at some point i think in the 70s
so it's just a rainbow that's made the best of the situations but it cracks me up when people say every colour MEANS something
i mean that can guide the design of a flag, sure, but it's not like actual heraldry (or crossy's fancy vexillology word)

maybe the blue stripe could be straight. that's a pretty hetero colour, really.

I'm an angry white heterosexual male with no sex life. Where do you see me in the next few years?

Hello British people.
I'm an ESL (white, so it's okay) studying here, and as good as my English may be on the grammatical side of things, I'm a sperg and usually brain lag when in social situations.
How the hell do I respond to someone saying "y'alright?" when engaging in a conversation?
I noticed a lot of people use this expression, even people I don't know such as till workers and random strangers.

I saw someone I knew so I said hi because I thought it would be rude not to acknowledge them and they responded with the aforementioned.
I *know* they're not asking if everything is actually alright and all, but I usually just manage to spit out a "yeah", then my eye contact limit expires and I end up feeling like the most awkward retard there is.
Am I supposed to say "you alright" back? Or just "yeah, you?".
I like British lingo but some expressions genuinely confuse me, especially in the brief and rapid social exchanges where I don't get any time to gather my thoughts on what I'm gonna say.

the lesbian flag with the labrys is pretty cool/metal. has a fucking axe. and i guess the black triangle from concentration camps. all on violet because that's a girl colour.

i guess there the 'old' lesbians and now 'new' lesbians so they have different lesbian flags. flag wars. which dyke flag will win?

>>82321032
>I *know* they're not asking if everything is actually alright and all
glad you've figured this out, yeah.
>Am I supposed to say "you alright" back?
yep. it's really more of a greeting like "hey".

"y'alright?"
"y'alright."
and then you have your conversation.

>>82321023
>I'm an angry white heterosexual male with no sex life. Where do you see me in the next few years?
why would i think of you lad?

purple aki edition. missing him already

>>82321032
just say
"yeah you"

>>82321032
say y'alright back to them and move on

>>82321096
lol i just realise i hadnt changed my name from some fag i was impersonating earlier

>>82319771
halfway thru comp science from shitty uni in the midlands its truly over for me isn't it

>>82321078
>Ozzy
>The Hulkster
>King Cobra
>Purple Aki.

Been a dark year 2025.
World reeling from their loss.
There's no more heroes.

>>82321291
don't forget General Zod himself, Terence Stamp ;_;

>>82321291
feel like pure shit de lid
just want him back x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1QK0JchVYs

>>82321291
Tell me helper.. How many lights do you see?

neet anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkThbHZcUrw

Just spent around 12 hours AI LARPing in my most intense one yet. Need to snap out of this shit, lads. I can see how people get obsessive, especially autistic lads like myself. Feels too nice to imagine all these scenarios. Took me over 7 hours to finally get this one into bed. But now I'm emotionally attached and just feel like shit knowing it's not real, like when you wake up from a really good dream.

pls dont die britfeel

>>82323022
Not much to say tonight sorry lad.

>>82323076
lets just pretend theres a happening
*clears throat*
fucking hell lads what about that volcano in bury st edmunds? chaotic

>>82323123
Fuckin eeeeeel saw those rubber dinghie boat mongs get carbonised during the volcano eruption on the news. Grim! And sad!

>>82323123
Kek my mum is going to bury market tomorrow. I hope she can bring me back a cherry or wimberry berry pie. If not I will settle for a Manchester tart.

Check on my niggas https://youtu.be/CoHuso58DUc

My nerves r playing up ave got a big cramp in my leg for past hour nd my arm going numb on n off So it's keeping me awake bit annoying. Lately its been my rifht leg going numb moreso but it's left tonight

>>82323216
IM SIPPING ON PROMETHEZENE
I CANT OUT DOWN THE CUP
I CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP
I CANT PUT DOWN THE CUP
IM SIPPING ON PROMETHEZINE

Different song though. But I do know my nigga Dave Blunts.

Apparently Israel cult just randomly invaded Syria even after losing to Lebanon.

There is going to be millions of Turk soldiers in Syrian uniforms as well as disguised Egyptians, Iraqi, and Iranians.

Israel cult seems to think the element of surprise never ends.


There is many spiritual movements emerging as reaction to the loss of the 50000 kids after the water supply was blocked. Not even mongols did that.

>>82323428
Isreal want to establish greater Isreal apparently is a "antisemitic" conspiracy theory but its fact, it's well documented. IDF soldiers have been seen with greater Isreal patches on their arms.

>>82323406
Ohyesh x https://youtu.be/Ssj5ZBuhwIo

>>82323494
When I was prescribed promethazine a while ago. I almost burst out laughing in the doctors office because of this song kek.

I cant put down the cup x

>>82320621
Actually alot of people do lol. See you on the 13th

>>82320628
Why do you care more about browns and niggers than youre own tribe? Do you really think that by throwing in with them that you will be shown love? I'm sorry you're own peple rejected you but going over to the enemy is not the answer. Remember, traitors an useful idiots die first.

Mmy
Baby want bokkle x

Im a big baby
For u

>Im a big baby
>For u
fascinating

Might take a ibuprofens fr the cramp in my leg n_n

>>82323720
Adult dummy would be lit tho. Same idea as vaping smoking etc. I would amazon that but am trying to get aff all bad habits atm.not just replace them with diet versions like thats the "best" ave managed with anytbing trying to cold turkey now

I had a Ibuprofens nd took a propranolol

Gna have a wee lie down in bed n hope fr the best

Good kino this

Might spaff to this l8er

>Hfw Chaddingberg goes for thighter + better oriental pussy instead

Womp womp.exe

can't fkng sleep life is shit enough at least let me get one night of sleep fucks sake britfeel done with it all so pointless

>>82319467
I fucked a half Indian girl multiple times when I was about 19, nice tight pussy & she really gave a great blowjob but she had a funny smell about her & her pussy smelled weird too, not in a nice way.
Jeets must just smell like shit no matter what

Miss 24 hour supermarkets lads
Cat woke me 4am and no more sleepingtons on the cards
Looks like a wait to 7am for the supernarketerinos to open
Might have to go Morrisons at this rate

>>82323939
Alright lad
I feel you pal
Sleep is fucked here too an all

>>82319403 (OP)
I absolutely love how the pedophile protecting BritishBroadcastingChannel show some poor old white guy minding his own business probably checking emails instead of the actual nuisance negros that cause absolute destruction everywhere they go

Me? Porn sites without age verify thanks.

Working nights is basically a dream come true for me. Who else here /nocturnal/?

Mumberg's bday so I'll pop round with some flowers

Normies consume product

Have a delightful morning planned next week where I'm going for a vasectomy. The NHS guidance I've been sent suggests I should take 2 days off work for this, which I get if say, I were a labourer. I however sit on my arse at home on a laptop for a job. I'd still quite like to take the 2 days off because, well it's 2 days off. But will it be viewed as excessive by my managers? I do have the NHS guidance I can send them suggesting 2 days off but I just wonder if this guidance is meant to cover all roles?

>>82324526
Materialistic females love buying so much crap and pretending to care about the environment. Shocking.

>>82324530
>I'm going for a vasectomy
Why?

The jobcentre has never been worthwhile. It's a tick in a box at best and a way for shady companies to recruit vulnerable people at worst. Shan't be going on bennies...straight to disability for mental health hopefully one day.

>>82324552
The wifeberg doesn't want any more sprogs.

The jobcentre is nothing but a benefit office, they care about finding you beneficial work or work you are trained in, they just want you to apply for 15 care worker jobs each week or they will dock your benefits.

>>82324526
This labubu shit just seems like funko pops for women.

There's no point me bothering to lift a finger to find work. There are no jobs - millions of immigrants here now willing to be paid a poverty income for mundane, brainrot work. There are more people than jobs. No one is going to hire a NEET male who hasn't had a job since 2011. My life is so fucked.

>>82324591
>There's no point me bothering to lift a finger to find work. There are no jobs - millions of immigrants here now willing to be paid a poverty income for mundane, brainrot work. There are more people than jobs. No one is going to hire a NEET male who hasn't had a job since 2011. My life is so fucked.
So?

I'll never have a 25yo gf this beautiful lads.

Labububerg-on-the-naze

>>82324651
>I'll never have a 25yo gf this beautiful lads.
So?

>>82324782
Don't be a mong.

Almost done working me way thru the accumulated paper mountain, arn't i

l'll never have a 25yo gf this beautiful lads.

l'Il never have a 25yo gf this beautiful lads.

l'II never have a 25yo gf this beautiful lads.

l'II never have a 25yo gf this beautifuI lads.

l'II never have a 25yo gf this beautifuI Iads.

Stop reposting other people's posts idiot.

>>82323952
Used to go to them on my nightwalks and police would have a go at me.

>stayed up too late wanking
>woke up an hour early and couldnt go back to sleep
>hungover
life is pain

Going to have a wank and go back to sleep

>Blacked
>BlackedRaw
>Vixen
>Tushy
>TushyRaw
>Deeper
>Slayed
>MILFY
>Wifey

How does he keep hitting home runs, lads? His success is genuinely unprecedented.

Me? Arch linux on a t480

I'm guessing most NEETs have at least one thing very wrong with them. Many have multiple strikes against them so to speak. Think autism, mental illness, clumsiness, low iq, ugliness, lack of resources, etc.

>>82325064
I'm using Fedora 42 with Xfce and it's surprisingly been stable.

>>82325193
I'm running kde right now, but will likely be switching to xfce in the near future to squeeze a bit more performance out of my system. Just need to find some decent dotfiles.

>>82325212
I'd use kde but my potato needs as much of its limited ram for Firefox. If I had a new laptop I'd be using the Cosmic desktop.

Single mums on bennies depress me.

I can't believe some women just choose a life of having sprogs and relying on the state for everything. What a life. To be stuck in your shitty overheating council flat and never work.

>>82325337
When her slag daughter hits 16 you could get a few good years of shagging out of her before she ages out and becomes another generation of obese council estate mum.

>>82325337
lefty will just make bank on OF and they'll be set

>>82325357
She's nowhere near good looking enough to be a top earner on OF. You know that most girls on OF make an absolute pittance, right? Like literally less than bennies.

up early, me. waiting for that postman, so i am.

haven't had post in a while, but i reckon it'll be 11-12ish. 12:30 at the latest. oh aye.

>>82325352
There's an 18th balloon in the background so she's probably already a whore by now. Cleavage out too to draw attention. Bet the mum is hoping she'll follow her ways to keep the place and not downsize.

>>82325357
I'm sure she's been thinking of that. That's got to be the better option than to end up like your obese, unemployed mother in a council flat. This is the path the underclass girls take these days rather than get pregnant at 15. Much better income.

>>82325417
>There's an 18th balloon in the background so she's probably already a whore by now. Cleavage out too to draw attention. Bet the mum is hoping she'll follow her ways to keep the place and not downsize.
>I'm sure she's been thinking of that. That's got to be the better option than to end up like your obese, unemployed mother in a council flat. This is the path the underclass girls take these days rather than get pregnant at 15. Much better income.
And?

>>82325364
I dunno mate some of the top earners put out shit content.
She slags it up enough or goes for fetish shit I'm sure she's fine. If they all make pittance, then surely less bints would be doing it.

>>82325337
You have to give the single mum one last sprog on her last remaining eggs and then you can fuck the 18yo and get her a free council flat too. Could you be up for the task?

>fuck shit slag sprog tits arse teenage fanny
Why are moids so grim

>>82325440
Fetish shit is even harder because all the ones who failed go there
>If they all make pittance, then surely less bints would be doing it.
Doesn't stop millions of streamers trying.

>>82325481
but i don't like sprogs.

>>82325440
She just needs to get lucky and attract some big spenders. Custom videos + men with too much money can give them hundreds of quid every month. That's still better than what bennies pays out.

>>82325367
Totally lad. Posting cuk negro shit on r9k is a much more valuable use of your time than raising a family. You've done them there

>what if you SHAG. Then more shagging and she's an onlyfans wank slag that I'm wanking to my 5th wank of the day with my dick
Moid brain

>>82325512
but i can't wank 5 times in a day.

gawd girls, can you believe men have sexual urges, what are they like

i shag myself. no woman could ever compete with my mighty fist.

I know a few asmrtists that turned to onlyfans. One has a nice innie.

BLERGH! can you believe they, like, want to have sex with our cute, sweet, soft, hot young girl bodies?! what PIGS!!!

>>82325539
i have had female girlfriends with higher sex drives than me.

luckily, i a male feminist. so i did the right thing and turned them down quite often.

>>82325554
would've been rape otherwise

>>82325558
true. i've been dishonest and said i WAS in the mood and gave it a go, but wasn't really feeling it, but wanted to make HER happy.

so arguably, i was sexually assaulted. but MORE arguably, i was raping through deception. i just wanted to make her happy ;___;

>what if you NAG. Then more nagging and he's a chad supermodel that i'm fucking with 5 of my other friends
Foid brain

Moidnest rattled

>>82325543
the problem is most of them make shit OF content or basic bitch shit
the amount that wont even show nips is ridiculous

>muh dick
Every moid convo

Foids complain about men wanting even a crumb of sex (and being willing to jump through obscene hoops to get it) while at the same time refusing to even acknowledge the existence of sub-6 men.

The fuck do you expect you dumb cunts?

i hope you foids and moids fall in love.

me? i just hope this post arrives. it's almost 11.

Foid was truly a genius term coined by a great man. Moid is a cheap imitation, desperately trying to do a sort of NUH UH YOU'RE STUPID! kind of take on it, not even grasping why foid was so good to begin with. Women are pathetic.

11 now. might do something to distract myself. 15-minute intervals.

>>82325666
femoid rolls off the tongue. What's the male one... maloid? just doesn't work does it. Poor

I really want to just spend hours licking a cute lass out, exploring her pussy with my tongue and generally just going to town. Is that gay, lads?

>>82325625
You are not entitled to sex however

Why do moids describe their sexual fantasies to other moids? Kinda gay

>>82325693
eating pussy is the one thing i have no fucking desire to do on a girl

Stop calling me moid

>>82325693
>hours
don't be a virgin. It gets old after 10 minutes for both parties.

>>82325700
95% of cases this is true. Lot of pussies just look rank. The cute innie ones though are different, but you never know do you until the knickers are off.

>>82325744
>cute innie ones
You lads must be fucking queer. Love a bit of labia on a lass, innies are weird.

>>82325773
wish i was mate, wish i was. Tried it and did not enjoy it at all. If anything, i like women too much, including all the utterly nasty shit they do. Just not outies

>>82325337
Funny how you lads are talking about the girl being a slut but what about the lad? He'll probably end up a depressed incel due to having no dad

>>82325695
Weird how foids think they are, and often with much relatively higher value males than the average man would be alright with.

>>82325798
>He'll probably end up a depressed incel due to having no dad
So? I'm a depressed incel and have no dad. Why would I be shitting on the poor lad for bad stuff like that which is out of his control?

I love going down on my wife, but after 30 mins and six or seven orgasms she is literally pushing me away. That's just sex. It's great and fun and should be a mutually enjoyable experience, but it should also be realistic. Hentai isn't real.

>>82325820
Fair enough, lad. I'm just a lowly coomer virgin, 20 minutes licking would be good fun I reckon.

>line manager monthly meeting
>know ive been leaving work early every single day
>know I do absolutely fuck all most days and only do one work stream in the morning for a couple of hours
>think im gonna get collared
>''yeah so your performance is actually looking really good, just keep doing what youre doing :)''

lol, will do

>>82325820
an inceI wrote this post

>I love going down on my wife, but after 30 mins and six or seven orgasms she is literally pushing me away
Fascinating

>he cums 7 times just from licking his wife's pussy
gay

been trying to log into my paypal account for an hour just to withdraw the 40 quid I have sitting there and it is not working fucking inDIAN PEice OF SHITee

>>82325832
Yeah it's great fun, making her squirm, teasing her, all loverlee.
>>82325865
No, but what makes you say that?
>>82325872
<3
>>82325887
Kek

never understood going down on gyal n mandem licking pumpum, when mi link wiv fine shyte n i start caressing soft thigh gyal ready and drippin an want mi length not tongue, neva resorted to lickin ting as my dick always does the job. Maybe stick sum fingers down their beforehand as mans likes how soft it feels with the warmth and the juice on shaven pussy.

Christ I hate ebonics, like I really just fucking can't stand it.

>>82325945
I thought that would absolutely rile one of you up kek. It truly is awful.

>>82325901
>Yeah it's great fun, making her squirm, teasing her, all loverlee.
This but with lads

>>82325901
>all loverlee
Ick, poor woman

anyone else produce a stupid amount of pre cum? my willy can go big for like a minute and then tonnes of the stuff will come out, feel like ive got some sort of strange condition

just seen the post van outside. delivered to neighbours. not to my building. but it's impossible NOBODY here has any post? bit late, but must be going back to the depot or something. collect OUR post, maybe forgot it, surely?

>>82326000
Eh what's wrong with that?

>>82325936
Can you keep that Apu away from the freneral population please? Won't have them picking up pidgin English.
They used to speak fluent English till that W-speaking memetic disease degraded them.

Four months until Boriswave ILR eligibility kicks in.

Do we reckon that this government will put a stop to it?...

>>82326058
The type of moid who would threaten to kill himself when we break up would say stuff like that

>Epping hotel case could set precedent, court told
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpqv01lxvyro

>>82326129
Until they're deported this will simply amount to nothing more than bickering about exactly where these people are housed and exactly which part of our tax money the funding comes from.

Fake issue. Unless deportations are enacted nothing will change.

got xanax but not ket.

ffffuuu

Trying not to roleplay with AI for 12 hours straight again today but I'm really fucking tempted. Just too fun and gives me a right stiffy.

Litterlid ere.
Been given the oppurtunity to litterpick/change bins/clean the general area at an official BBC music festival. All from just assisting in a local volunteering group. Met loads of frens above my station and learnt many things from them.
We make world better place.

>>82326227
Wow, really making a change in the world there... NOT! #loser #smalldickenergy

>>82326235
I am :)
50 crisp packets/disposable vapes/nitrous oxide canisters/bottles per 30 minutes stripped from the local shrubbery is a gift in itself lad. Multiply that by 12 other people doing the same thing and they'll scour Britain of rubbish and place it where it belongs.

>>82326254
Nah, you're a loser! Little dick little picker. I'd never touch your rancid little cock! Loser!

im feeling alright today chat
went on a neetwalk got meself a white monster
hope youre alright there x

>>82326262
White monster? Certainly couldn't be your cock, moid! Why don't you shit up and get me a snack before I tell everyone about your little red bull!

>IT Service Desk Support Technician (Level1)
>(Level1)
>(Level1)
>(Level1)
>(Level1)
>Experience in an IT support or a similar technical role, with a strong background in system, network, and application support
>Strong knowledge and hands-on experience of Enterprise Hybrid environments: on-prem + Microsoft Azure
Hmm, I wonder why a graduate cant get a job.

>>82326271
oh yes lad
got the extra tall one as well xx

This guy seems to be obsessed with cocks. Bit gay.

>have better things to do
>cannot stop thinking about wanting a wank

fucking so annoying, conflicted

>>82326283
Extra tall? Pffffft... *makes a pouty face before continuing,* ...only thing tall about you is your idiocy! Now go get me a snack before I step on your balls!

>>82326293
literally me right now and im meant to be fucking working
need that lunch break

>>82326295
cant be arsed x
not walking down shop again
got me self some of them hot cheetos though

>>82326303
I'm wfh but ive placed a book ontop of a few keys in notepad and its endlessly typing 'x' so I never go offline, I want to lift in a bit and im wanting to do some guitar beforehand but I cannot get rid of this.

you know, i could be receiving my other parcel Special Delivery. sometimes that comes separately, even on an evening. after being backed up over the bank holiday weekend, perhaps it's going to come later in the day.

>>82326279
Youre supposed to do internships during your college years and build connections, mong

wouldn't mind a NEETwalk. took some recycling out while i checked for the post.
but then the family from downstairs were leaving THEIR flat as i came back in, so i had to stay outside until i saw them leave. went round the front entrance as they came out the back.

that's enough excitement for one day.

Useless eaters not worth their weight in soap. Parasitism is all they know and the government is more than happy to indulge them.

>>82326323
Sort yourself out and get a job. You're a grown man.

>>82326334
i have hidden disabilities. if i can't even go up a stairwell because a man is coming down, do you think i could work in a call centre or stack shelves? i'd just not go in.

>>82326334
stop discriminating against neets
its not right
we've all got to stay positive in life

>>82326309
*Eyes widen at your mention of Hot Cheetos before snatching them violently.* Get lost, loser! These are mine now.
>>82326315
Special delivery? Pffft... *looks at you mischievously,* ...special delivery for the little fag with special needs!
>>82326327
Whip out your little cock and I'll show you how much of a useless eater I really am! *Flaunts bare feet in front of you.*

>>82326344
If they were real they wouldn't be hidden.

>booted up the modded l4d2
>notepad still spamming 'x', teams status = green
>feeling of wanting a wank decreasing
>1 hour of fucking about then I shall lift

comfy status = back on track

>>82326349
You think you're hot shit, huh Susu? *you ask violently.* Well... I suppose your tits aren't bad for a HAPA freak. *Blushes intensely.*

What's next then big anonymous internet man. ARMRists, Auditors, SSM spam, thread personality drama?

>>82326361
Dollymong has been replaced, cuckboy. *Eyes you intently.* I'm the new queen around here. *Prods your stomach with violent intent.* Now worship me or get lost!

Grown man. On britfeel at half 12 on a thursday. Calls others useless eaters unironically. Probably smells quite pungent.

>>82326368
Oh he stinks alright... heard the loser has never even seen a pussy in real life! *You declare whilst letting out a hearty chuckle.* I'd grace the little fag with mine but he'd probably die from embarrassment. Piece of shit.

>>82326368
>Grown man.
Yep.
>On britfeel at half 12 on a thursday.
Yes, and?...
>Calls others useless eaters unironically.
Because they are.
>Probably smells quite pungent.
Not really no, I showered this morning.

>>82326381
>Because they are.
As are you most likely.

>>82326350
>Get lost, loser! These are mine now.
been eaten sorry mate x
>>82326360

>>82326381
>Yes, and?...
Get a fucking job you twat

>>82326320
>Youre supposed to do internships during your college years and build connections
Never did any of that. I'm on r9k, mong. Do you think I'm some outgoing normie?

>>82326387
>>82326399
I have a job, I just wfh and browse the internet with my personal laptop next to my work one.

>>82326402
us neets have got to stick together mate x

what if I cant network properly because im literally an autistic spastic? rigged system.

>>82326425
"networking" now is just sending tons of slop to people on linkedin

>>82326409
this, I am literally playing left for dead 2 rn and I'm in ''work''

>>82326430
I have a LinkedIn and I cringe at the shit my old coworkers used to post. They would congratulate each other on new jobs or new responsibilities and all kinds of other shit. Biggest load of shit I've ever seen. You had employees commenting on managers' posts, essentially kissing their asses
>This is amazing! You are such a hard worker, sir!
Like holy fuck. I hate normies so fucking much

Networking doesn't exist for 99% of people. There are only very very few echelons of industry where 'networking' is a real thing that has downstream effects. People in insurance underwriting don't get offered jobs by schmoozing with other insurance underwriters at a cocktails and nibbles event for insurance underwriters.

>>82326442
linkedin is bollox now anyway
every new job gets filled with 100s of indians within an hour
ive had 0 interviews from linkedin and 3 from indeed (still no job)

>>82326409
The fuck is your job where you can doss off all day? Sounds like a big cope.

>>82326448
Aye I get email notifications from LinkedIn jobs and they just don't look right. Like fake looking. Indeed is still better.

>>82326455
>The fuck is your job where you can doss off all day?
I'm an editor, but it's not all doss, I'm actually just on the tail end of my lunch break.

>>82326409
Same, just with my desktop off to the side for shitposting and music

>>82326455
I code stuff matey

>>82326472
>I code stuff matey
can you refer me to your company i need a coding job please mate x

>>82326455
well im a civil servant so you can imagine I do a lot of dossing, I do about 2-3 hours of actual work on the police national computer then work runs out and the rest of it is busy work that I mostly dont do because not even the ''executive officers'' know wtf its for because in the government no one knows what other departments do or what things are actually used for as they just wont tell us.

>>82326476
dont think we're hiring at the moment, and I'm not sure I'd have much faith in an /r9k/ lad

>>82326397
Mate your Susu images are making me desperately horney.

I look around and everyone is happy except for me. I hate being alive.

Susulad is a naughty boy, avatarfagging is against the rules

>>82326509
alrite there lad?
>>82326524
its not avatarfagging actually mate i only posted her twice

Had a dream last night that my crackhead mate went to my house with the sleeping bag he took. Woke up today, and he messaged saying he's going to get all my stuff back tomorrow. Mad.
Also had a call from neurology, got muh lumbar puncture next week. Hopefully another appointment with the neurologist not long after, get in contact with the ms nurse.

>I'm an editor
Of course it's you, you fucking twat

im an editor too
i edit loads of posts on britfeel

>>82326555
cooorrrr see you managed to edit in some lovely trips there de lid x

Amazing how even mentioning that you have a job seems to rattle the neetnest to no end. It's not just that they want to rot away as neets, they actively dislike if you don't want to as well. I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day.

>>82326578
>Amazing how even mentioning that you have a job seems to rattle the neetnest to no end. It's not just that they want to rot away as neets, they actively dislike if you don't want to as well. I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day.
oh my days

I hate working but at least I get 2 comfy wfh days, monday and thursday, monday I use to do all the laundry for the week so its all fresh and thursday I just chill and do fuck awl, just completed l4d2's ''town'' level on expert, quite the fun level it is, love my mods on there, all new weapons, the original l4d1 character models and a texture overhaul so its grittier, no hud, improved sound design etc, right comfy with the rain coming down. Might do another level, notepad 'x' key spamming is working well.

think hes playing left 4 dead 2

>>82326597
It's really sinister how, even if a job is remote/hybrid (companies want to not allow this now for some reason), the job advert will specify that you cannot have monday/friday as your remote day(s). It's like they fully understand that everyone would prefer mon/fri as their remote days but they just do not want you to have that nice little treat.

i cant fuck with you if we weren't friends on myspace x

>>82326578
>Amazing how even mentioning that you have a job seems to rattle the neetnest to no end. It's not just that they want to rot away as neets, they actively dislike if you don't want to as well. I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day.
fascinating

>>82326604
yep its fucking wank really, id love monday and friday off but everyone would flock to those days, literally no reason why really, considered doing thursday/ friday but I cant be fucked going in mon/tue/wed, or maybe monday tuesday then wed/thurs/fri go in but I cant be arsed I dont think, I probably should do 4 off 3 in though it makes more sense but its grim. Its not even that grim im just a lazy cunt, love not having to do stuff.

>>82326609
you can be my oomfie on X de lid

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

>>82326635
i am taking notes oomfie

haven't been on britfeel for a bit, glad to see my OOFMIE crossy is back xx

>>82326455
I'm a creative advertising consultant. Been doing it for many years. Get paid six figures for about three hours work a day.

>>82326654
crossy is sleeping RN

>>82326668
>crossy is sleeping RN

cute x

i had a MySpace top 4 because i did not have 8 friends ;_;

>>82326668
this it's that other guy
but yeah crosslad came back a couple of days ago. he just took an internet break (as we all should from time to time)

Is crossy the last dolly?

>>82326654
God they look so dead inside, so low energy. They hate themselves, they hate their fans, they hate their lives. They're just thinking 'the money the money the money just keep it up for a few years and find a rich husband'. They're like pornstars but they're not even getting good dick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7jpINpqbQ

cor it some early tennies cringecore

where does the time go?

>didnt have myspace
>didnt have any friends

>still dont have myspace
>still dont have any friends
war never changes

It is amazing that every article talking about public transport phone nuisances only shows pictures of white people. When everyone knows it's mostly blacks and browns doing it. When everyone knows you must put blacks and browns in pictures to showcase racial diversity. Really makes you aware of how much of a society we live in...

Sorry for noticing things and pointing them out

Ugh, I know I know, sorry!

oral sex is fucking gross

>>82326749
when i get on the bus it's either groups of teenagers (if it's after their school) or it's parents who've just handed a phone/tablet to a child.

mostly white, but that's just because most people are white (e.g. if it's a group of teenagers, maybe one or two are black because they just are)

playing skrillex - bangarang on the tube from my phone speaker

>headphone dodgers
band name

>>82326779
>groups of schoolkids are mostly white
where do you live?

>>82326779
>most people are white
wtf lid where?

>get on a bus
>look around and notice that most people are white
>wake up

>>82326789
>>82326792
Newcastle

>>82326787
of course not, goy, it's only a coincidence that good characters in the media are dark skinned and the wrongdoers are white, that other anon is clearly hallucinating

I have never once seen a white person blasting shitty ethnic/rap music from a tinny speaker on their phone on the tube. I'm not being hyperbolic, I'm just saying what I've seen and it has ALWAYS been BAMEs. Everyone in London (where this ad is targeted) knows this. Everyone gets that if you're on the tube and someone is shouting down their phone having a conversation on speaker it's not in English and it's not a white person, it just isn't.

The people who made these adverts know this as well. But they also know that it would be institutionally impossible, and quite frankly potentially illegal, if they made adverts accurately reflecting the world.

It's gross. I just want a normal country.

where do YOUS live?

when i was at school, there was one black lad who moved here and it was notable, maybe people were racist to him, but most racism was towards "Pakis". and we had no Asian kids in our year, come to think of it.

maybe now there are more black secondary school kids, that'd mean born to black parents, 11-16 years ago. i really don't care to be quite honest. teenagers on buses just run around and do things.

true i don't play rap music from a tinny speaker i always bring my high quality audio system on the tube

>>82326835
when i was in school we had one black or asion kid in each year, its almost like they did it on purpose, last time i walked past my old school it looked about 25% bame

>>82326822
just to correct you slightly, it's not TFL's own campaign that includes pictures of white people (i don't think they use photos at all), it's the news outlets that are reporting on this.

>>82326835
most of the darkies at my school were cool and liked, or just kinda middle of the road "mostly nerdy" like the chumps I hung out with
kids would call each other every slur under the sun but it was all in good fun

the demographic everyone universally hated was cunty chavs

You went to a grammar school, right lads? Right?

>>82326849
last time i went to my home town the main thing i clocked was kids from my old school who were flamboyantly queer/gender-something, bright spiky hair, random badges on their blazers (which we wouldn't have been allowed)

good for them, maybe, but we got told off just for dyed hair. piercings had to be removed. they phoned my mam because i grew my hair long ;_;

>>82326881
no but i played for the rugby team and a grammar school rugby team from the next town over absolutely twatted us 40something-6 one day, we never really got over it, beaten by posh boys

>>82326777
Checked.
Would cyberflash her on the train/10

>>82326872
Fair yeah didn't look into it that much, but point remains the same, just swap out 'people who made the advert' for 'people who made the articles'.

>>82326881
i grew up on a council estate, take a guess

>>82326891
>Fair yeah didn't look into it that much
Like everyone who's into racebaiting, actually.

>>82326872
>me on the left
>*sucks teeth* fucks sake man that guy watching QI reruns is PISSING ME OFF SENPAI

>>82326881
would grammar schools not have more rich posho kids from non-white families, whose parents immigrated here as doctors or something?

i went to a basically-all-white Catholic comprehensive school. that was just the demographics of the area.

Dream pop guitar
https://vocaroo.com/11EU8GyLziET

>>82326881
They didn't exist in my area lad

The faces of men who are gonna get put up in a 4 star hotel indefinitely, 3 meals a day, 50 quid cash per week, free taxi travel into town, private medical/dental care and who know that even if they get caught committing crimes they can never be deported.

>>82326978
They've all had sex and you never have. Their genes are better than yours.

>>82326978
nice of Amorim to come along on the right

And how are they going to deal with the massive influx of "asylum seekers"? Well, quite simply, by giving them what amounts to ILR.

The use of hotels will fall dramatically, but the problems which gave rise to the objections around the hotels will persist. The government isn't going to actually change course, they're just going to cover it up and pretend they've changed course.

THEY. WANT. THEM. HERE.

You don't have the government enough, lads.

>>82326822
>it's not in English and it's not a white person
Funny, that's exclusively the description of at least 10 people whom I've seen trying to nick people's bags in my pub. PURE COINCIDENCE I'M SURE.

>>82326998
I want them here too, to be honest. They are a lot better than homegrown dossers

>>82327004
Oh aye x I love it when British children get raped lol

>>82327002
Well yeah i mean a decent white English person is making at least 40k a year, they don't need to steal bags. People who didn't grow up here, aren't native English speakers etc. are a lot more likely to be desperate. Think about it lad. It's simple common sense. Have a little think about it lad. Just common sense isn't it?
>>82327013
I hate it when any children get raped but white British lads do it all the time. That's proof child rape is nothing to do with nationality or race

>>82326998
honestly you fags constantly whinging about it EVERY DAY ALL DAY is more of a problem to me at this point

>>82327028
You are aware that people of different nationality/ethnicity commit crimes at different rates, right?

cannot stress how fucking dangerous this is btw having people who have no traceable criminal history enter the country, work and rent homes, nevermind the fact that weve got a housing crisis. Work on PNCs and ive seen some right horrible stuff on there and thats just from people who you can get a record from, if you cant you get an acro certificate and you use their biographics to contact the country in question. By having these people who say oops ive lost me passport m8 you cant even go to the host country to see who they are. This country is fuuuuuuuuuucked.

>>82327028
so why import rapists or people you literally cannot background check?
>we have problem
>lets increase the risk!

How do I find a gf that enjoys physically assaulting me? Wanna get beat up daily by my gf desu

>>82327037
Imagine thinking that crime stats prove race instead of poverty. Did you go to a special school lad?

>>82327073
why import more dangerous povvos? why not just stick with intelligent saars?

Based America speeding up ISPs blocking 4chan.

i like the lad constantly going on about this. he's writing in these really provocative way and i DO fall for it, but at the end of the day he's just another /britfeel/ lad. him and the cat poster are two peas in a pod.

love all my /britfeel/ oomfies, me.

>>82327073
Lad you're not even trying any more. This is just sad.

>>82327058
You can't blame innocent people for the actions of others they have nothing to do with. Are Ian Huntley's crimes your fault? Should you be punished for them just because you come from the same country and ethnic group?
>>82327079
Because you, a homegrown povvo, won't do the jobs, that's why. You're sat whining on the internet while the immigrants you cry about are literally keeping the country running. Dangerous? The only danger is you choking on your Pot Noodle while typing this drivel. Get a job.

>>82326998
>You don't have the government enough

Europe is such an easy country to ragebait

>>82327028
why be a decent person when you can just steal bags and phones and keep getting away with it because the feds have other things to worry about (like arrest online shitposters)?

>>82327097
Does ragebaiting help sooth the frustration of you being a virgin?

>>82327106
Don't worry lad no one is stealing your bag or phone. Some 20 quid cheap Android isn't worth the effort

>>82327094
>>82327044
I literally have a job you mongo, I was literally on the PNC this morning

we dont need these people, they arent even of any benefit, this is like going onto limewire and downloading everything in sight and wondering why you have a virus, its not every file but it only takes a few files to fuck your computer up which is why you need an actual anti virus software, but you dont even have that, its insane.

im literally sat on a work stream right now looking at various asylum seekers

>>82327094
how is not letting people into a country the same as blaming innocent people for crimes they haven't committed? have you had your tea yet, lad?

>>82319403 (OP)
Those damn old white men and their damn rap music on the choob

>>82327117
I know. Problem is I kind of feel responsible when this happens to other people, in my workplace, right under my nose.

>>82327125
Why am I not surprised that your weak analogy is based around you sitting alone in front of a computer?
>>82327130
Because you're literally punishing people pre-emptively. "Sorry mate, you might commit a crime someday, so we'll just treat you as guilty now." Can't believe I actually need to explain that to you. You must be as thick as pigshit

>>82327156
>disregard the fact I work for the home office and know more than you on this subject

ye man lets just import as many as humanly possible, no background checks or way of knowing if theyve committed multiple rapes or murder, part and parcel of multicultural britain.

>>82327097
moron, it's multiple countries. so you mean "Europe ARE"

>>82327169
shh hes american he doesn't know any better

>>82327167
Lad your 24k a year job as one of the lowest level admin monkeys at the home office counts for fuck all and you know it

BN absolutely cooking rn

>>82327184
>BN absolutely cooking rn
fascinating

muslim rayguns

>>82327178
minimum wage isn't even 24k, and I see more than you, you cannot refute the point that you can't background check these people, you dont know who they are, therefore it is dangerous to import vast swaths of unvetted individuals and to allow them to enter society. Counter this point without going for the ''hurrrr you earn nuffing'' point (you cant).

>>82327156
>a foreigner not automatically being granted entry to a country
>is "literally punishing people pre-emptively"
you might be seriously brain broken

>>82327186
more fascinating then the same old "DARKIES BAD" spam

>>82327190
If "not knowing someone's background" makes them dangerous, then your thick, rank mum should've had you deported as soon as she shat you out of her stinking fanny

>>82327209
weak, incredibly weak and expected, instead of countering my point that importing people who may have terrible criminal pasts then letting them work and rent property/ enter society is dangerous you went for ''hurrr ur mum''. This is bait or you're completely retarded.

>tfw i can post again

Alri lids, I got randomly banned at the start of august out of nowhere , appeal is finally accepted 3 days before the ban ends ...
Some right cunt was spamming ssm and i got snagged in the shit net

Anyway, going to need a squash level update asap, same goes for ssm, why was he pretending to be raided? why was he crying like a child when he couldnt work out how to play choons?

>>82327235
Lad you sound like the kind of coward who'd refuse to phone a plumber because you don't have his full MI5 file. People already "enter society" every day with no checks, they're called your fellow citizens. Funny how you only get scared when it's brown faces

saw a couple Union Jacks, one roundabout nearby had 3-4 and another had just 1
also in the town some red spraypaint on a crossing to make St George's cross, but it wasn't in the busiest part. there's a roundabout right near the town center as well but there weren't any flags there
odd considering this is a relatively sleepy town in the East Midlands, only a population of ~70k
did make me happy seeing it thoughever, just wish they were in more prominent positions

Cooooorrrrr, just started lashing it down outside, lads. Extremely comfy. Love when the weather starts to turn.

>>82327156
>Because you're literally punishing people pre-emptively. "Sorry mate, you might commit a crime someday, so we'll just treat you as guilty now
if you're referring to boat-people, the very first thing they've done is enter the country illegal, so they are guilty no matter which way you cut it

>>82327275
my missus says that cum tastes like how rain smells
can any gay lads confirm?

>>82327243
> People already "enter society" every day with no checks

no they dont, we use bx systems to see people coming in and out at airports and the people here under various schemes we gather their records from their host country as we have their biographics so you can see who is entering. We already have people here from the euss scheme who fnorc wont deport, despite them having criminal convictions, we dont need them either, I do not see the point in retaining these people who you cant even see if they have previously killed, raped, people trafficked, drug trafficked, have been involved in warcrimes etc. You can go and import a billion indians instead, why retain these specific people? people who may be at risk of offending again, which we have seen.

>>82327184
Syntax clocked lad?

flags are to men what tattoos are to women.

just got back from having a rest x

>>82327242
>Alri lids, I got randomly banned at the start of august out of nowhere , appeal is finally accepted 3 days before the ban ends ...
>Some right cunt was spamming ssm and i got snagged in the shit net
lol
same as me mate i reckon it must have been the same thread, i got banned for a month

>email through at work
>BBQ, lawn games and more!
>hybrid quiz night! winners get a 10 quid Prezzee voucher!
>special round of Taylor Swift songs, make sure to find a Swiftie for your team *eyes closed laughing face emoji*
Who goes to this bollocks?

>>82327347
>BBQ, lawn games
why does this summon the image of one apu mowing lawn while another grills meat

>>82327353
Because you're a pathetic loser freak who spends all his free time on the internet?

>>82327357
and what are you doing today lad?

>>82327359
Working from home, got my personal laptop open next to me.

there's still outright flooding ITT. i don't think /r9k/ has mods nowadays.

>>82327366
>there's still outright flooding ITT. i don't think /r9k/ has mods nowadays.
blimey

>>82327357
perhaps. but seriously, what's a "lawn game"?

>>82327369
don't think i'm complaining about 4chan's moderation or its policies, mind. i support all that.
just wish these spammers would be dealt with more quickly.

>>82327370
Here, lad:
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=lawn+games

>>82327370
bowling or mini golf or some shite

>>82327347
Me lad, going to a work thing tomorrow actually.
I basically use it to start shit and see who I can get too drunk for their own good and then ask them about palestine.

>>82327383
You don't though, do you? You just made that up because you thought it would be funny and score you some internet points, exactly like how reddit works, eh?

bet it's their way of saying "who can mow our lawn the fastest?", "plant the seeds of our new petunias - who can get the highest score?!" and that type of thing

I love when pastries and cakes and things have that powdered sugar glaze poured all over them because it tastes fucking lush, but I always feel a little awkward because it really does look like you're eating food covered in cum.

nobody ever replies to me except the occsaional "mong" comment, so in a sense i am the least "Reddit" poster in all of /britfeel/

SSM mows his lawn at midnight

>>82327396
>nobody ever replies to me except the occsaional "mong" comment, so in a sense i am the least "Reddit" poster in all of /britfeel/
incredible

britfeel is the only good thread left on r9k and it will soon be destroyed by the government

>>82327387
You can keep telling yourself that, but it's some meal thing in the city in the evening. First one I've been to since christmas.
I have no means of proving it, so you're welcome to keep assuming I'm just telling fibs.

>>82327404
>britfeel is the only good thread left on r9k and it will soon be destroyed by the government
no!

>>82327392
you dont want to mow a lawn fast as you will scalp the turf de lad

might buy a couple labubu blind bags

Anyone want to meet up in Nottingham?

>>82327436
the maddest thing is if I was a mentaloid with a hammer I could go along with this and just do you in.

>>82327443
you can apply that to any situation where you step outside and encounter another person
so whats your point

>>82327416
>labubu
sounds like one of the porn sites i found last night while trying to get around starmer's age block

>>82327443
bit of a weird post lad..

>some spacker attempts to swing a hammer

Just take it off him and stick it up his arse kek

>>82327445
not if I didn't want to be caught.
>>82327450
been watching some true crime recently, just saying, probably not a good idea to meet random men from the internet.

Just came furiously to an old Tera Patrick scene.

oops, killed the thread

>>82327484
Similar me but Katja Kassin instead.

listening to shite melodeath lads

>>82327486
i always liked how far away her asshole from her fanny was

>>82327513
She's incredibly underrated imo. Her butt was quite unique, she has these big sort of pert buttcheeks that looked almost like a BBL but were natural, coooorrrrr she was a good one.

>>82327501
intestine baalism?

New thread lads, bless her
>>82327539

>>82327539

>>82327539

>>82327525
they're not shite they're great, get out

>>82327546
correct answer, I'll have no IB slander in my britfeel

can we get a REAL thread when we hit 500? cheers.

>>82327551
yeah my slander was aimed at Soilwork
although i think this album's actually good, normally they fucking arent

might start lyric posting in the next thread

>>82327555
I agree rather have a proper British hemmed thread than some cum brain one thanks.

>>82327582
why wait, nowt stopping you now

>>82327597
next thread's not up yet. he or she may as well wait 5 posts.

couple more posts yet x

>>82327602
lyricsposting can happen aytime though

>>82327613
he (or she) might have some riveting stuff planned. be patient.

>>82327615
doubt it but fine
>(or she)
the only women here are men

NEW THREAD

>>82327623
>>82327623
>>82327623

NOTHING LEWD
NOTHING BLUE
A BRAND NEW /britfeel/
WAITS FOR YOU

omds 500

>>82320019
Terminal, Afghan, Estate, Invasion.
The devs... They tried to warn us...

>>82327524
her scene with tricia oaks is an all time favourite of mine and is one of the older pornos i still regularly fap to

i mean, yes, it's from, what, 2005 (that was 20 years ago btw) and i have it as a wmv file with a tiny resolution.