Thread 82320171

hai /r9k/ :3 :D soooo how do we feel about these tiktok 4chan LARPERS >:C who NEVAR have gone on the site >:C but took one look at lottie's fanart and thought, "ZOMG!! IM SO 4CHANCORECODED >w<"

AND WHENEVER YOU MAKE SOME 4CHANCORE ART, YOU ALWAYZ SAY PUT SOMETHING ON IT LIKE "I do not condone or support John 4chan uwu"

only I have the BALLZ 2 go on 4CHAN >:3 becuz I AM THE ONE WHO IS KAWAII DESU ^w^

I am 4chancorecoded :3

Desu~

Reading this made me want to kill myself

>>82320171 (OP)
I want thos women to cum heer :O

idk bro just looking at the thread titles on this board, comparing to 5 years ago, I'd say there are genuinely "4chancorecoded" females among us. They don't know how to have fun or replicate the actual culture, but they're here.

I think u should kill yourself desu

oh yah I also forgot r9k doesn't know what a woman is qwq

>>82320190
you're no funnn :C

people on /v/ were kinder, and you know how /v/-tan is!!! :<

>>82320171 (OP)
they fucking suck
actually speaking to one of them is like talking to a brick wall, they expect me to be some entertaining crazed lunatic who's immediately going to obsess with them cause i use 4chan i guess, when i'm really just an unloved loser trying to enjoy myself on the internet since it's the only thing i have really

>>82320209

I had a field day with my threads on /v/!!! I know teh culture of 4channn! >:3

I don't need 2 lurk moar or read a newfffffart guide!! cuz I got what u don't! >:3 teh kawaii desu-energy of zone-sama's "4CHAN 4EVAR" right in meee! ^w^

>>82320260

u tried speaking 2 one once? :o

well at least I know interwebz users on 4chan aren't all sunshine n rainbows qwq but I try my best to cheer up everyone here! :D

...like how I did on /v/ one time! ^_^

>>82320263
sounds good
I'm going to stroke my dick now

>>82320263
have some fun on s4s or bantculture then.

But at least this is a
>wow someone actually posted something I can engage with instead of ragebait or wahh relationships
thread, so I have to give you props.

>>82320300
have fun!!! ^_^

>>82320310
s4s didn't reply to my post :C

but thank you for teh kind words at teh end!!! ^_^

do u remember 2007 4chan?? :3

>>82320310
>Read it
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>>82320310
NOOOOOOOOOOO I LOST TEH GAMEEEEEEE :C FAK U FAK U FAK U FAK U FAK U FAK U >:C >:C >:C

Time to get off the internet little tim tim.

>>82320401
NEVAR!!! >:O YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DAD!!! >:C

>>82320423
TIM TIM
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT LISTENING TO YOUR FATHER
ITS TIME FOR YOU TO BE PUNISHED!

>>82320453
MY NAME'S NOT TIM TIM IT'S KAM!!! >:C AND I LUV KAWAIIPOSTING ON 4CHAN U CAN'T STOP MEEEE >:D

NOOO DONT DIE ON ME THREAD!!! :C KAM'S GONNA BUMP YOU AND THEN YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT qwq

>>82320581
She awaits

>>82320581
don't worry kam i'll help you keep the thread alive

>>82320594
ZOMG WHO IS DAT SHE LOOKS SO KAWAII DESUUUUUU >w<

>>82320599
YAYYY THANK U FRENNN ^w^

Have you watched Lucky Star, Kam?

>>82320612
you're welcome kam.

if you had to give an hour long presentation on a subject of your choice starting five minutes from now what would you choose and why?

>>82320612
It is
PURU PURU PURURIN PURURI~N PURU PURU PURURIN, PURU PURU RIN

>>82320623
4CHANCORE!!!! :D AKA TEH KAWAII DESU NATURE OF 2007 4CHAN WITH ALL OF TEH GLITTERY SPARKLY ANIME GIFS AND ASCII ART AND KAOMOJIS (^w^)

>>82320616
bamboo_bonk.mp3

...no qwq and desu... I don't even watch anime qwq"

>>82320629

YAYYY PURU PURU PURU!!! (whatever dat means qwq)

AND DESU~

4chan culture is saying you will never be a woman

>>82320657
i remember the golden age of /b/. i was there during the first raids against ebaumsworld and bibliocality. i miss those times so much.

>>82320657
Literally her name
https://youtu.be/tg8Jahz6RM4

>>82320171 (OP)
I had a stroke reading this but I can understand it. This board isn't what it used to be, but some oldfag will say "I said the the same thing over ten years ago". Any larpers will soon realize there isn't anything really cool about here.
As summer ends, maybe there will be better posts but the way things are going...

>>82320657
>I don't even watch anime qwq"
How can you be kawai and 4chan coded if you don't watch anime? Are you a p-p-poser?

>>82320699
N-NO I'M NOT A POSE-

do u really think I actually experienced teh 2000s era of 4chan qwq

BUT I do make up for it with all of my KAWAII DESU anime-coded energyyy!!! ^w^

>>82320695
it's been one of those days qwq.

>>82320682
TELL ME MOAR... :o

>>82320694
OHHH!! :D silly me... qwq SHE'S SO KAWAII DESUUUU (>w<)

>>82320677
nah that's sh*rty culture :3

>>82320755
You should also know about yotsuba and uhhhh 4chan bear

>>82320768

DUHHH!! :D who doesn't know pedobear, yotsuba, WT snacks, mootykinsss :3, spurdo sparde, and all of TEH OTHER BOARD TANS

also I feel like syobon action is an untouched goldmine of 4chancore stuff qwq

>>82320755
i guess i'll tell you about the boxxy civil war.

i think it was around the very beginning of 2009. it was when boxxy made her video about /b/ and everyone started posting about boxxy.

there were pro-boxxy and anti-boxxy groups duking it out.

and normal users got tired of this and took down 4chan in a ddos attack.

then the mods started to ban boxxy-related posts. then there was the cbcr, the centre for boxxy control and restriction.

i shit you not lmfao, and they hacked into boxxy's account and held her personal information hostage.

>>82320799
OH! :D and don't forget teh rage comics!! >:3 I used to love those when I was little (^w^)

>>82320826

B-BOXXY!! D: NOT BOXXYY!!! :C SHE WAS THE QUEEN OF TEH 2000s!!! >n<

is she still alive 2 this day? qwq

so there was another ddos attack on 4chan, and the group broke down, surprise surprise.

then the word boxxy was on autoban on /b/.

then /b/ hit rock bottom and a lot of people just gave up on the board.

she's still alive today, and made a video years later about how she was just playing a character with boxx.

and for those of u saying dat 4chan is NYAT kawaii desu,

LOOK AT TEH BANNERS

>>82320864
oh phew ^w^" I'm glad she's still alive! ^_^

but man... what a time to be alive... :o

you sir are a true oldfart and I want u to wear that as a badge of honor :3

>>82320876
will do. not that i'll tell people irl that i was on 4chan in the mid-2000s, but i'll always look back on that period of my life with fondness.

although, in hindsight, i was a bit too young to be on 4chan lol

>>82320886

I kid you not, I presented my 4chancorecoded graphic design final to my whole class :D

but oh my gah (osaka) imagine being a dorky 2000s internet teen surfin 4chan on a CRT monitor... :o

I can only dream qwq

>>82320906
maybe it's just the nostalgia but it really was the best time to be alive. one of the best times of my life. nowadays 4chan sucks. that's why i browse r/4chan. contemporary 4chan is like a septic tank filled with small nuggets of gold, and r/4chan is a filter system for said septic tank, mostly producing the nuggets of gold, but sometimes producing nuggets of shit. idk if that makes sense lol.

>>82320906
How did your class react to your presentation?

>>82320944
they didn't say a word qwq

>>82320171 (OP)
Every time I see you post I ejaculate copious ammounts of semen, from my penis.

>>82320929

and as kawaii desu as I am :3

people on 4chan in the 2000s weren't always spamming ascii art and using kaomojis in every sentence qwq, but people actually did it back then. :3 nowadays you get nothing from that kawaii desu era :C

>>82320975
yeah. and when you do, i imagine you get called cringe. i mean, you did when you started this thread.

>>82320171 (OP)
Who cares, if they don't go on this site and I don't go on their site it don't really matter

>>82320949
Do you think any of them knew what you where talking about or are they just a bunch of normies. Do you have friends that are "kawaii 4chan coded" like you?

>>82320961

why thank you :D I'm flattered you remember me ^w^

>>82320979
I know I did :3 but that's the beauty of it! :D I stepped foot into this rancid website expecting people to throw hammers at me! :D

>>82321020
YES THEY ARE NORMIES!! >:C well, most of them are. some of my frens in that class DO know 4chan :D

and yes, I do have two online friends who are kawaii desu 4chancorecoded like me :D

although I lost one because she was a complete sociopath :(

>>82320171 (OP)
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl, okay?

>>82321027
please elaborate about this "complete sociopath :("

>>82321004

the truth hurts me :C

>>82321041

*ugly sobbing* AHHHHHH THANK U SO MUCHHH QWQ I LUV YOUUUU :D I WILL STAY SAFEE!!! :D

>>82321054
well... as 4chancorecoded as she was... she was really bigoted and yes ik 4chan and bigotry go hand and hand qwq but she also was very evil to her friends. sending them shock videos without consent, and being an overall immature brat. she didn't seem to have any empathy or regret, but that's not cuz she plays postal 2...

qwq

>>82321089
damn. you said you "lost one" when referring to her. i'm guessing you cut her off?

>>82321089
Whats your favourite subject in school?
>but that's not cuz she plays postal 2...
whats wrong with portal 2?

>>82321111
the average postal 1 fan is a schizo. a postal 2 fan is a crackhead.

>>82321104
yeah. she's da one I cut off.

I met 2 other kawaii desu frens right after I cut her off tho :D

>>82321111
GRAPHIC DESIGN FASHO!!! :D

nothing's wrong with postal 2 it's just that the postal dude says, "I regret nothing" and one might be delusional enough to think that my ex kawaii desu fren was unempathetic because she followed by the postal dude's "I regret nothing." :3

das all

>>82321129
nice. you cut off a bad influence and gained two good friends in return. great return on investment

>>82321126
true dat!! :D

what about a postal 1 redux fan who only plays the game for its epik redux mode soundtrack :3

>>82321138
uh huh :D couldn't've said it better myself, true oldfart :3

you are so nice to talk to ^_^ very calm and collected. thank u :3

>>82321126
>>82321129
im retarded, i read postal 2 as portal 2
>GRAPHIC DESIGN FASHO!!! :D
what do you like about graphic design? What do you usually make? Are you aiming to make it your career in the future?

>>82321155
honestly. respect. the soundtrack goes hard af. i did a full listen through of the soundtrack and immediately pirated it onto my phone. it's just perfect for the chaotic, over the top feel of the game. and there's something old school about the mid-90s vibe with heavy industrial beats. for some reason it reminds me a bit of deltron 3030 (the album) and i could see some deltron 3030 songs being on the soundtrack.

>>82321178
welllllll we usually just do wat teh teacher tells us to do :3 but I incorporate my own stylez like doing a frutiger aero moodboard, or designing my own wix site to look like 4chan!! >w<

>>82321183
another thing I love about 90s music is jungle and aphex twin. :D how are- how were they created in the 90s and they sound so good to dis day??? :o

>>82321199
i love aphex twin so much. xtal was the first track i heard of him and i swear to god i put it on loop for five hours. it was hypnotic. i didn't get bored, and i still don't get bored to this day. i don't usually listen to music when i write because i can't think with music on, so i put on white noise, but for some reason, i can put xtal on in the background while writing, and won't lose focus.

>>82321199
Frutiger aero is cool as heck, such a cool aesthetic. Have you thought of coding? If you know how to code you could maybe someday make your own imageboard! Speaking of music, whats your favourite artist or album?

This post makes me want to shoot up my school why are we typing like this

>>82321228

xtal is a sugoii song!! :D my favorite tho has to be tha. what xtal does to you, tha does to me. :o except that it reminds me of being in a car at night drivin down the highway... my uncle also loves aphex twin, and he played 'tha' when we were driving down the highway at night and it was magical... (-w-)

>>82321252
YAYYY!! another frutiger fan!!! (^v^)
I'm actually taking AP compsci this year :D and my summer assignment is teaching me java :3

here is a list of all my favorite musicz :3

Video game OSTS such as Pizza Tower, Deltarune, ANTONBLAST, Sonic CD, etc.
Limp Bizkit
90s DNB/Jungle

desu~

>>82321305
but why not? :3 why not spread whimsical kawaii desu joy in your typing :D

but as kawaii desu as I am... I will nevar be as kawaii desu as nyan nyan neko sugar girls qwq

what a wonderful thread dis was (-w-)

>>82320171 (OP)
Lay off the meth kam

>>82322088

who needz drugz when u can larp as a 2007 kawaii desu oldfart :D

>>82320171 (OP)
people who act like this do not understand 4chan in the slightest

>>82321318
>summer assignment is teaching me java :3
hows it going?
>>82322035
Im back now, I won't let it die

>>82322203

and datz exactly teh point :3

>>82322263
almost finished with it :D

>>82322296
Is it like a summer school course? Hows school going for ya in general?

>>82322315
itz just a summer assignment I have to complete before teh schoolyear startz :3

and honestly... I'm not looking forwardz 2 senior year... :C

I'm not ready to meet the same n*rmie kids who act the same... my school is very deficient of nerdy kidz like me, and it suckz :C

>>82322340
>I have to complete before teh schoolyear startz :3
well you better hurry up cause schools starting in like a week lol
>senior year
honestly i thought you where way younger, like middle school, sorry for talking to you like a kid lol
>my school is very deficient of nerdy kidz like me
just one more year, you can do it!
You got any idea of what ur gonna do after school? Any programs in mind?

>>82322340
>I have to complete before teh schoolyear startz :3
well you better hurry up cause schools starting in like a week lol
>senior year
>my school is very deficient of nerdy kidz like me
just one more year, you can do it!
You got any idea of what ur gonna do after school? Any programs in mind?

Are you a tiktoker?
What's your tiktok

>>82322569
no :D

>>82322560
I wanna go to college and study computer science or graphic design!!! :3 and hopefully meet more nerdy kidz like me!! >w<

and it's just one more year... I gotta believe I can do it!! >:3

this is fake ahh ai "kawaii" robot do not bvmp

>>82322585
If you're not a titkoker then why do you care about what tiktokers have to say
>>82322598
Ya but I like talking to people who come on this board once and leave
It's like talking to a tourist from another country, mildly interesting

>>82322585
>and it's just one more year... I gotta believe I can do it!! >:3
You got this!!! Go Kam!
>>82322598
>his is fake ahh ai "kawaii" robot
you might be right...

i wish i was kawaii but i was based :/

>>82322626
desu idrc about teh titkokers and if they use 4chan or not qwq. I created teh post to be reply grabbing

>>82322633
YEAH!!! :D THANK U ANON!! >w<

but I am no ai >:C this is da real deal :3

This thread is more kimoi than kawaii, begone you kusogaki baka

>>82322775
>but I am no ai >:C this is da real deal :3
beep boop beep boop

>>82320171 (OP)
That's just any of the roasties that try to larp as femcels. I see them all the time on tiktok

>>82322801
no senpai :3

>>82322821
you said WHAT about my mother??? >:O

>>82322844
what are roasties? qwq

>>82320171 (OP)
sad cus 4chan girls just get groomed by some basement dweller chad. in the end it's a mistake to think any of them were ever like us. they go on to be single mothers, or they go on to college and be successful but lament that everyone around them are normies until their normie chad picks them up off their feet.

>>82322893

okay pal. whatever. :D

>>82322870
I said your mothers a CLANKER
>what are roasties? qwq
its a bad term for women, kinda the same as whore

>>82320171 (OP)
unsettlingly accurate post
ive seen a lot of these kinds of tiktok artists its very cringe but i would probably still date one because im desperate

>>82322893
Who cares the ones who do it are retarded. It's not like if they never did it things would have ended that differently for them

>>82322913
don't you feel what I say though? haven't you ever met someone you thought was cool and similar to you and they didn't care for you at all? it happens so much, with women and men. it hurts. it hurts to see people like what I like. we're lonely in a crowd. it hurts to be miserable for other people's joy and connection.

>>82320171 (OP)
Sooo, buddy. No hate, cuz, I'm not gonna lie I'm here from Tiktok and such. Also, cuz, I'm a degenerate, have been one since I was younger, just one on reddit alone. But, um, just wanted to reply to say, y'know they way you type really isn't helping you not be one of those people? Like, do you, I love using kaomojis even on here! I really do! But, uhhh, idk how to put this, how you type is different and too different for a site like this with a bunch of incels and people who are just assholes and don't like anyone different. Keep being you if you want! But, do expect hate cuz of you, well, being you. No hate from me tho!

>>82322970

I actually have met a friend in school who I was fascinated with, but it seems they didn't care for me much as well :(

I had a hard time getting over it, and I'm still not all the way through, but to stay and linger in grief is unbearable. I cannot give up. So I take my moment, pick myself up, and march onward, staying determined to find that other person who's also into my nerdy likes :3

reading this entire thread has made me unimaginably angry with my incel rage.
these really are the end times for r9k

>>82323191
no hate detected or taken :D and I know I'm making an ass of myself too with acting how the TikTok larpers do qwq but in my OP, my main gripe with teh TikTok larpers iz that they never have been on teh site of 4chan itself, which is fine qwq. And I know dis site is full of incels n assholes, I just think it's kawaii and sugoi to act like I'm from the bastardized 2007 4chan era qwq

>>82323248
using :D qwq :3 or just emoticons does not make you seem like youre in 2007 4cuck

>>82322598
can i follow you on xitter anon