Thread 82322696

Why don't you faggots join the military active duty? If you are below 30 and don't have a job or gf why not sign up? Free food, free housing, crazy amounts of benefits during and after. If you are afraid of dying or rape you don't have to join the Army or Marines. Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, and even Space Force are wanting neets like you. If you have a bachelors degree, you would automatically be an officer and it would be easy to get a cushy job like pilot or something. Normie foids love guys who are military, at least the republican and ethnic ones do. Your whole family will give you respect instead of thinking that you are some failure. What is stopping you?

Im 300 lbs bro.

>>82322696 (OP)
This sounds like army propaganda xd
But I was thinking about it, I wouldn't get around well with normies and I am so timid I wouldn't be able to speak and I am so sensitive if the drill instructor started shouting at me i would go into tears in a second

Hi mr glowie. The people you should be monitoring are on /pol/ not /r9k/. Thank you!

>>82322696 (OP)
You expect me to join military for country that isn't ethnostate? With no pussy as reward or no kids for whose future I'd fight for? lmao

>>82322696 (OP)
I will only fight for Serbia, and America is just the attack dog for jew interests

I am not a Serb but it would be funny, oh also you're a recruiter

>>82322696 (OP)
>eat slop
>be forcibly sleep deprived
>get sunburn
>get paid peanuts
yea not thanks

>>82322696 (OP)
You're a glowie, but 1. I'm horrible at fork downs (40 lb overweight) 2. They would probably send me to Djibouti instead of a cool place like Okinawa

>>82322696 (OP)
>Look, if you join the army you can play with the RC toy helicopter!!
Are you trying recruit 12 year olds

>>82322722
shut the fuck up you fuccking annoying faggot youre just a skinny pussy

>>82322696 (OP)
did it. it didn't fix me

>>82322738
>fuccking annoying faggot youre just a skinny pussy
>fuccking

BUT NOT FOR SERBIA!!!!!!!

>>82322696 (OP)

Fuck you, bitch. I don't want to fight for Israel or the ZOG. Go fight for your pedophilic Epstein-controlled politicians in the government and get your limbs blown off while I take a shit in my own house and sleep in my own bed.

No pussy, no work.

>>82322712
>>82322714

Thank you.

>>82322751
youre a retarded normalfag who orbits women

>>82322696 (OP)
I enlisted at a young age but washed out and can't rejoin because I acted suicidal.
I hear the military is shit from people who served but if you make it work then it can be good

>>82322778
>normalfag who orbits women
Who do I orbit?

ALSO NOT ANY SERBIAN WOMEN!!!!

>>82322703
Get on an injection then and join after you are skinny

>>82322712
pol fucking sucks. I am not a glowie btw. Just a guy with a job who wants others to contribute to our society.

>>82322714
You get pussy as a reward. Or at least you have a much better chance of getting it when you are fit and a trained killer.

>>82322725
that only happens in the army and marines

>>82322728
you typically get a say in where you get to go and 40lbs overweight really isn't that bad

>>82322738
I'll join the war effort if you give me my own government mandated GF, a 100k/year salary and a unlimited discount on pizza from Pizza Hut.

>>82322696 (OP)
"I won't be complict in genocide"

>>82322832
I would be

IF IT'S AGAINST BOSNIANS AND OTHER MUZZIES

>>82322696 (OP)
My teeth are rotten from being fed off goyslop from foodstamps as a kid. And after all that I still want to fulfill a sense of duty so bad that I would sign up, but they don't want people with fucked up teeth. I don't even know if I have the mental fortitude for it anymore. Losing my naivete over the last several years as an adult fucked me up harder than any fucked up thing that happened to me as a kid

>>82322841
>AGAINST BOSNIANS AND OTHER MUZZIES
You would do great in the US military

>>82322696 (OP)
>If you are afraid of rape you don't have to join the Army or Marines
lol Do americans, really?
The worst thing that happened to someone in bootcamp with us was getting tied-up to a pole near the commanders' barracks. He screamed and yelled but no commander would go out of bed and lose sleeptime to untie him. Good times.
>cushy job like pilot
Pilot is cushy? The training must be hard and don't you risk death in missions? Though I heard the food is good at the Air Force. Be an officer and get a desk job like the rest of them.

>>82322696 (OP)
US wars are not defensive, they are jewish terrorism so fuck no

>>82322755
>>82322712
/lgbt/ actually

>>82322708
lmfao they would love you there you would be the punching bag

>>82322733
It was a generic pic I found on the internet.

>>82322755
>>82322814
It is easier to get a gf when you are fit and have a job

>>82322848
No not really but everyone here is scared as fuck to get raped and all the sexual abuse typically happens in army or marines

>>82322847
I don't want to become government property to just shoot some kid soldiers in Syria, but if I found out we had to fight a war against Bosniaks I would enlist within the hour

+points if we worked with Serbia and I got to fight alongside Serbs

>>82322807
>chance
That's not reward, retard. How about we play lottery with your salary?

>>82322888
Would a foid prefer a sweaty neet like you on the internet or a fit military guy? It wouldn't be a reward but you would have a better chance at a stacy

>>82322696 (OP)
I'm autistic and I don't want to fight for Israel. Sorry find another meximutt to swindle Private Gomez

>>82322910
If I was a recruiter I would be advocating for a specific branch. I am saying why not join the military. Also, we haven't been fighting any of Israels wars lately (Yemen, Syria, Lebanon, Palestine) we just send them massive amounts of jewbux and airstrike Iran

>>82322929
Believe me I tried and I got rejected for being literally autistic

>>82322873
>It is easier to get a gf when you are fit and have a job
True. But I do have a job, and I can just go to the gym or work out at home to get /fit/. I don't need to go under MKUltra and verbal abuse just to get /fit/ mr glowie! Please understand and learn that 99.9% of the users on this board are NOT interested in dying on israel soil so that the rich 1% wealthy white men can breathe another day!

No thanks, recruiter. Fuck off.

>>82322902
Well, well, how convenient that anyone who disagrees with you is surely sweaty neet. I'm just average guy with average job. Go throw your ad hominems at niggers or something.

military does not have any bitches though

>>82322696 (OP)
OP, you should kill yourself
it's better than trying to convince people to murder foreigners who never wronged them in any way

>>82322696 (OP)
Thought about it at one point, but no, fuck no. Not going to be ZOGs bitch for 4 years the salary equivalent of a shelf stocker at Kroger.

>>82322696 (OP)
>If you are afraid of dying or rape you don't have to join the Army or Marines

So...are you saying that in the Army or Marines I'd have to worry about getting raped?

WTF, nobody mentions that.

>>82322755
>get your limbs blown off while I take a shit in my own house

You sound really enthusiastic about this "shit taking" you plan on doing

>>82322940
>>82322979
Why the FUCK are you replying to this thread if you have a job. This thread is specifically for parasites of society

>>82322971
Not a recruiter

>>82323063
There are a few bitches in the military but you don't want to fuck them they are stretched out. The key is getting bitches outside of the military

>>82323072
>convince people to murder foreigners who never wronged them in any way
Even in the Army and Marines, you don't typically participate in war even during wartime. All the other branches never see war outside of the occasional airstrike from Air force or in the Navy Seals. The Coast Guard are just mega lifeguards who stop drug trafficking as well. If you are so against killing, why not join the Space Force or Coast Guard?

>>82323072
>it's better than trying to convince people to murder foreigners who never wronged them in any way

I was definitely not going to listen to OP, but now that you put it that way, there might be something to this Army business.

I get to murder foreigners who've never wronged me? Explain more about this.

>>82323095
Then get a BS degree in sociology or something and become an officer

>>82323118
It really doesn't happen unless you are a foid. The worst that they will do is haze you sexually. I said that for people who are really sensitive they probably shouldn't join Army or Marines

>>82323145
If you want to kill foreigners join the marines or army, but since we aren't at war and if you really really think you can then join the navy and try and be a seal they will send you to kill people no matter if we are at war or not

>>82323145
You could always also join the air force for the off chance that you could become a drone operater who kills hundreds indiscriminately

>>82323166
I really really really really really really really really want to kill Albanians and Bosnians

Is there a branch for that?

>>82322696 (OP)
>30 and don't have a job or gf why not sign up? Free food, free housing, crazy amounts of b
I really don't feel like possibly dying for elite interests. There's nothing to die for. Am I fighting for pussy or my kids? No? ok, fuck off.
>f you have a bachelors degree, you would automatically be an officer
That's not even true. You need to go through training and possibly not make it.
>Your whole family will give you respect instead of thinking that you are some failure.
They actually don't want me to because they think I'll die there.
>What is stopping you?
I'd rather neet living off my parents until they kick me out. Then I'll consider joining because I'd be homeless.

>>82323232
Funny enough my father in law has been in the army for the past 32 years. He started off in the bosnian war fighting bosnian serbs. Probably not what you wanted to hear lol

>>82322696 (OP)
QUACK ZOGBOT

>>82323235
>I really don't feel like possibly dying for elite interests. There's nothing to die for.
You could join the Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, or Space Force and have a 0% chance of dying
>Am I fighting for pussy
No, but your chances of getting some shoot up astronomically
>That's not even true. You need to go through training and possibly not make it.
Who the fuck fails out of officer training school? it is like three times easier than normal boot camp.
>They actually don't want me to because they think I'll die there.
see above branches
>I'd rather neet living off my parents until they kick me out. Then I'll consider joining because I'd be homeless.
Well that is better than no I guess

>>82323253
>He started off in the bosnian war fighting bosnian serbs

The US didn't send ground troops to the Balkans, all they did was bomb and that was via NATO. Unless your dad was part of the JewN or a mercenary he wouldn't be fighting in Bosnia

does he have any war stories?

Rabbi you have to fight your own wars

>>82323336
Dolan Blompf had been gloating about how high the recruitment rates are now. He lies a lot though, would be interesting to see the official numbers.

>>82323294
There was 60,000 US military troops in Bosnia. But yeah he has so many war stories. He has been in like 6 different wars and multiple covert operations. He started off mountain, then ranger, then finally airborne for the past 22 years. He has been a pilot, now an instructor pilot flying light attack helicopters since being in airborne. His craziest story was one time half of his helicopter was blown up with an RPG and he had to fly his dead best friend/copilot back to base. Shit was heavy and he was drunk as fuck when he told me. There is also one he told me about this covert operation in central america but I probably shouldn't say any details about that one

>>82323152
>become an officer
How about don't serve the interests of Israel in any capacity. Let those motherfuckers fight their own battles.

>>82323359
Who the fuck is your dad, Woods?

Also why did the US intervene in Yugoslavia? There wasn't even any bullshit like flying a plane into your own building to build up public support

>>82323336
>>82323366
The kikes fight their own wars and we send them jewbucks and equipment. We would do it either if you joined or not.

>>82323386
He is definitely a badass. His father was more like woods though because he was CIA and also flew hueys in Vietnam.

>Also why did the US intervene in Yugoslavia? There wasn't even any bullshit like flying a plane into your own building to build up public support
NATO likely had some sort of Epstein blackmail or something on George Clinton

>>82322696 (OP)
Honestly do not think I could handle boot camp

>>82323427
The Balkans would be better off no matter who won.

>Serbia wins: Muslims get eradicated from Bosnia, Croatia just kinda gets left alone and gets that one part of Bosnia while Serbia takes Republika Srpska
>Bosnia wins: Serb and Croat genocide begins, cucking of Europe by muzzies happens way faster.
>Croatia wins: I don't know reestablish Ustase Croatia?

Instead we have a boring ass stalemate

>>82323449
>do not think I could handle boot camp
Then join one of the joke branches like Space Force or Coast Guard I bet their boot camp is an absolute cake walk in the park, especially Space Force

>>82322696 (OP)
I don't believe in the mission or the authority of the higher ups, or what I would be ordered to do. They are zionists.

>>82322696 (OP)
I'd only consider it if the alternative was being homeless and even then, I'd likely end up dying under a bridge.

>>82323559
join up and then you can get neetbux disability from the VA after from back pain or vertigo

>>82323507
the Ruskies should take back over

>>82323587
Jarvis pull up the percentage of veterans that are homeless and crippled

>>82323599
homeless vets end up doing drugs which destroys their eligibility. Not doing drugs is the key to success. I know someone who makes 130k as a software engineer and gets 70k on top of that for being a disabled vet

The military desperately wants to be a good organization but is so wrought with mental illness it can never achieve that and it's only getting worse.
>>82322725
You forgot
>get the vaxx
>Get every single jab conceivable once per year plus every booster mandatory.
>Eat slop of such known low quality that celiacs are barred from joining
>Ruck march overloaded with gear then the VA tells you your destroyed knees must be from something else.
>Have to live with mentally ill psychos looking for always looking for sick ways to blow off steam.
And my favorite
>If you screw up, you get smoked out. If an officer fucks up, you get smoked out.
>Never have enough resources to get the job done correctly and so are repeatedly told to man the fuck up and give 200% effort to bridge the gap to make up for the shittiest planning imaginable. It takes seven guys to do that job? Well you get five. Get it done or we'll smoke you out.
>End up having to cheat QAs and cover shit up.

The military is exactly what jesus said about the pharisees. Polised on the outside and rotted on the inside. There are some real bros in the military, God bless 'em but the military as an organization falls way short of what it needs to be and won't meet its recruiting goals until it unfucks itself, starting with the officer cadre. 1. Enlisted needs to be able to smoke out NCOs and the brass when they screw up. 2. We need to go after the right enemies. Sick the DoD on corporations and the bankers and watch the recruitment numbers quadruple in a week. You'll have to turn people away.

>>82323592
>the Ruskies should take back over
Of the Balkans? Yugoslavia/Tito hated the Soviets

>>82323651
I am talking about the few years before Tito broke off from Russia

>>82322696 (OP)
Waive the Geneva conventions and Incels will join, FedBro. Let us rape and murder browns indiscriminately and recruitment numbers will skyrocket

>>82323642
Honestly you have a lot of good points there. But most of it applies to the Army and Marines which are known to be brutal

>>82323684
Since when did the US military follow the geneva convention?

>>82323671
I found an old playboy magazine (don't ask) that talked about Yugoslavia in it, and mentioned how it was a "Yugoslav staple"

They also mentioned that it was hard to find a Serbian model because they all said hell no

>>82323684
>Let us rape and murder browns
Dude hell no, I don't want AIDS

>>82322873
>It is easier to get a gf when you are fit and have a job
You can get fit and a job without enlisting.

>>82322696 (OP)
>if you're afraid of gay rape, join the navy!
laaaarrp

>>82323713
Yeah but you aren't going to do that, and neither will the average neet. They need to be forced to do it if you want it to happen.

>>82323841
Never claimed I was military. I am just someone who has a job and hates neets. People in the Navy don't do gay rape, because there it is consensual.

>>82323707
My very first fap sesh was from a playboy that I found and took home from my local YMCA

>>82322751
>Proceeds to get anally GAPED by NATO

kek cope harder

>>82323892
bot or government shill, kiss my fat ass you nigger lover I'll never your join your zogbot army

>>82323975
You do know Bosnia is a major reason that muzzies feel so welcome in Europe right? That and jew interests

>>82322696 (OP)
Those kids may be incels and NEETs, but they aren't fucking stupid.
The only way I'm going in is when they draft the upper 30s and we'll have all been nuked by then.

>>82323139
>Why the FUCK are you replying to this thread if you have a job. This thread is specifically for parasites of society
My points still stand. Why would anyone risk their lives for country that isn't ethnostate when thete is no reward and no stakes?

>>82322696 (OP)
bruh i hate being in the military

>>82322696 (OP)
Did 6 years in the air force
It's better than being a wage slave but that's about it, shit sux bro

>>82322696 (OP)
Because they are all spineless retards who love to jerk off to how miserable they are and blaming everything on women despite the fact they have nothing to offer and don't have the balls to do anything productive

I'm not dying for Israel.
I have no hope of attracting women
The only real benefits of the military are financial, and according to vets those are slowly being siphoned away.
Its the vets who are actively encouraging young people to not join

>>82322696 (OP)
I was in the military. Turns out I didn't want to lose my autonomy or my early 20s. They didn't care that I was having sleep issues which led to a whole bunch of shit until I got discharged. I loved wearing a uniform but the LARPing bitchwork was retarded. If it worked out for me I would still be in, because it is a good decision in the long run if you don't fuck yourself up and have long lasting issues after getting your DD214

>>82322696 (OP)
not reading this thread nor your responses, NO HOUSE NO PROSTITUION = NO MILITARY SERVICE

>>82322696 (OP)
my country's military is cucked and pays like shit, the soldiers even have to pay rent to the military lmao

>>82324751
zamn dying for israel gonna give me unlimited pussy?

>>82322696 (OP)
I hate America. Plain and simple.

>>82322940
>the rich 1% wealthy white men
Shalom

>>82322696 (OP)
Military service is mandatory in my country for all able men
It's a gigantic waste of fucking time. They just waste taxpayer money to make you do dumb exercises like our neighbors are gonna invade us tomorrow even if we haven't had a conflict for centuries
If you think joining the army will get you pussy you're in for a rude awakening

I'd rather be a real life Johnny Silverhand case than to help the military industrial complex earn a single dollar more

>>82327520
well probably not when every man in the country is a vet

>>82326218
>>82324976
>dying for israel
There are multiple branches in the military that never go to war

I tried enlisting with the Marines. I was ineligible since I neither attended or completed the 10th grade, and I don't care to enlist with another branch

>>82322696 (OP)
why would i want to give my life and labour to a country that seeks to exploit me, treat me as disposable, hates me and my values?

huh?
im not into cuckoldry