Thread 82323600

Why havent you fucked a hooker? You do have $200, right?

>>82323600 (OP)
>You do have $200, right?
no

>>82323600 (OP)
Because that is illegal, you know.

>>82323615
>>82323600 (OP)
200? You can find a qv for like 80 or less on listcrawler

>>82323600 (OP)
It's not worth it. I'd rather eat a sandwich or take a nap.

>>82323661
>Because that is illegal, you know.
el es estupido americano

>>82323600 (OP)
The local review boards here have severely scarred me from even trying. Guys getting catfished, robbed, beaten up and no sex. FUCK OFF with your escortcel bs.

>>82323688
Good. More hooker pussy for me

>giving a woman money
lmao no

>>82323682
Should've added I also don't feel like supporting degenerate, drug-addicted lifestyles of whores or contributing to human trafficking by filling up their pimp's bank accounts.

But I guess you don't give a shit about those kind of things when you are a galactically retarded mystery meat tacobrain.

>>82323600 (OP)
I'm concerned about STDs and I feel like I would corrupt myself if I did that

>>82323666
>listcrawler
id rather get someone reputable if I was in that mindset

>>82323714
Tell me your tricks you son of a bitch. I don't want to get caught up in a sting operation.

>>82323600 (OP)
i do. that's the only way i can get sex as a trvcel. honestly, it's not that great though because after 30 sex loses its novelty but it's still somewhat enjoyable

>>82323758
sexooooo in the original sense of the term

>>82323600 (OP)
That woman's face is a horror movie

>>82323816
Just use the usual websites but only go to girls that have reviews. Look up their phone numbers beforehand too to make sure their info is consistent across all the sites they advertise on. You can always ask to verify beforehand too through FaceTime or google duo. Never do deposits EVER.

If the ad looks too good to be true - like professional pics and incredibly cheap prices - then do not do it. If shes incredibly hot, reverse image search. Amateur pictures are a green flag, and if they have vids of them doing the deed then its a bonus.

If they ever explicitly mention sex while they set up the appointment with you its definitely a sting.

The same goes for you too. Never explicitly mention sex. Just ask for time, price, location, verification, whatever. Keep it vague so they dont think YOU are the sting

>>82323661
why the fuck is it illegal for men to pay for sex? just to make it more dangerous for them to do so? i will never understand how this came to be. dystopian fucking world with bullshit half measure purity nonsense. crackheads do it all the time but its only bad when some stupid white oblivious boomer goes and does it and theres a chance he just ends up getting robbed or killed

>>82323600 (OP)
I am going to my AMP when it opens tomorrow morning. My old girl (think she was in her 50s, in shape tho) rotated to another town, new girl woo. The old girl was my first relationship. But when I first went to this AMP it was a chick that was only there for that one time and she was really really good at massaging the front of my body really acting like a snake charmer with my dick getting hard and dancing to her massaging around it. Then the typical woman who was posted there for all the future sessions didn't massage my front at all, just my back, when it was time to roll over she only played with my dick and asshole, pure sexo time when I roll over, no more massage. Which is still good, we 69'd we cuddled one time after I busted, but the first woman, who seemed to be in her 20s btw, was seemingly way more talented, I'm a noob tho. But yeah I would eat the old girl's pussy which is retarded but she IS clean and I want to show my love.

>>82323600 (OP)
I've fucked hookers before and the majority of them make you use a condom and they tend to be unpleasant. I tried giving black women a chance and they tended to be the worst hookers, bad attitudes, bad service, cheap, just awful. I fucked one or two asians, one was a samoan and filipina mix and was good at head. It felt like pussy even with a condom on. The other was this ghetto stripper that fucked like watching paint dry.
You have to get lucky, be social, and be willing to pay for quality or else you're left with cheap service, bad attitudes, and highway robbery. Condoms kill the feeling of fucking, not every woman has good pussy and is good at sex. They aren't above playing games even if they say they don't want games. If you find one that does it the way you like then you keep on seeing her, otherwise you're just fucking randoms one off because they're only good for a quick nut.

>>82323600 (OP)
I've fucke 21 different hookers so far, never gotten free sex

>>82323600 (OP)
>Why havent you fucked a hooker? You do have $200, right?
shy

>>82323600 (OP)
Most prostitutes in my region are obese or ugly

>>82323600 (OP)
No, I'm too NEET to afford it.
Plus, I can never perform well or cum when I pay for it.
I did it a bunch of times and realised it was pointless.

>>82323910
Because feminazis hate seeing men happy and know that female sexuality is the only tool of power that women can use against men. Devalue sex by making it easier for men to get it and women won't be able to gain and extract as much from men anymore.

>>82323600 (OP)
Yes I have fucked hookers many times.

>>82323600 (OP)
I can satisfy my sexual urges perfectly fine in my own.
What I want is intimacy and no hooker is able to provide me that.

>>82323600 (OP)
Jail

>>82323661
this.

>>82323682
and this. land of the free

>>82325615
>What I want is intimacy and no hooker is able to provide me that.
Girlfriends are like hookers, except they only like you when you bring in the bacon and if she gets the ick she'll withhold sex and probably cheat on you

>>82323600 (OP)
she is disgusting. .imagine paying for that? id rather have a wankf or free

>>82325646
Her face looks a little plastic with blow up doll lips but other than that she's hot. That body is nice.

>>82325615
Hookers know what they have to do in order to please a man in ways that average girls don't, and not only sexually. It's common for them to act like a therapist or a be a friend. Men aren't just looking for primitive sex

>>82323600 (OP)
I dont wany a used hole and i dont want to fuck some rndm whore i just want a personal slutty fucktoy that loves me and i love her bro simple rly

>>82323758
Just so you know dumbass all chinks heavily edit their photos and some even just steal other photos of prettier chinks. You're basically paying for a 40-60 year old to show up, piss on your carpet and give you syphilis.

>>82325856
>Her face looks a little plastic with blow up doll lips but other than that she's hot. That body is nice.
i hate when women get implants. But I suspect it's a complex. If women are short and petite they want to look like Jessica rabbit. If they look like Jessica Rabbit, they want to look like a loli. Fucking women....

>>82323600 (OP)
>Why havent you fucked a hooker?
But I did. Numerous times. I even have my fav I come back to.
>You do have $200, right?
I do but I don't pay that much. I don't live in US. Here I'm getting 2 loads in a hour for 80$

>>82325944
Some women look amazing with breast implants and pass so good that you'd never notice it but yeah it's generally preferable without. I can see if they get a little plastic surgery if they've been injured, are disabled or just very ugly. The worst is when a naturally attractive woman does it

>>82326036
its not about "passing" is about being afraid to be to rough or maybe she'll have a fall resulting in the implant rupturing, poisoning and killing her, not to mention the upkeep over the years.

Using a prostitute is like using porn.
They killl your motivation for finding a girlfriend
Most of you want love, not just sex. A whore wont give you what you really need

using whores are great they make me feel good
wish i had more money to use more whores.
>>82326375
sometimes i just want sex honestly, but i get what you mean.

Even though here in Nevada we have several legal whore houses one could go to, I just never liked the idea of doing it with one, stupidly I just want it with someone who actually wants me not someone who I'm paying to fuck.

>>82326375
women can't give love

>>82323600 (OP)
someone paid 200 bucks to fuck that thing? I wouldnt pay 10% of that. It's amazing how easy it is to justify wasting money when you're horny and/or hungry

>>82323600 (OP)
>You do have $200, right?
Yes, but then what?
I can't go around spending 200 bucks on hookers every day, or even every week.
If it sucks I wasted 200 bucks, and if it's awesome I'll be full of longing and resentment for something I so rarely get to enjoy.