Thread 82323662

Would you rather be 14 again with all of your current information and memories intact or instantly receive 10 million dollars?

The butterfly effect would probably fuck me over in the first scenario so I'll take the 10 million

14 for sure. I'd save many people from terrible fates.

>>82323662 (OP)
Obviously 10 million dollars. Unless you're 35 years old, you would be dumb to choose that.
Even then... I wouldn't do it.

>>82323662 (OP)
14. I would try to take my life more seriously

>>82323662 (OP)
14 even if I don't go back in time, being old sucks physically and I failed at life anyway

>>82323662 (OP)
Everyone not thinking of making hundreds of millions off of stock and coin is either a retard or 15 years old

>>82323662 (OP)
I'm 30 and I'd take the money.

>>82323662 (OP)
With your knowledge of the market alone you could make more, but it would just be nice to live in the before times again.

>>82323662 (OP)
>living with my parents again
No fucking way in fucking hell
The money hands down

>>82323662 (OP)
14 was too late already. Give me the 10 million. But for an experiment i would do 14

>>82323662 (OP)
14 so I can get molested by an older woman of power and then receive 10 million dollars in lawsuit money

>>82323669
Going back to a past age might lead to some disturbing changes in life. it's definitely the riskier move. might be a better option for youngfags though who aren't so far removed from that age.

>>82323662 (OP)
10 mil because my life was hell at that age and even if I had my current memories, I would still be a lost cause.

>>82323662 (OP)
10 million easily. I could feasibly live off that for the rest of my life and never have to work again. Being 14 with my current information and memories would just make me a depressed 14 year old with the same habits and shitty outlook on life.

>>82323662 (OP)
I would have stopped being fat sooner

>>82323662 (OP)
10 million easy. I'd just retire immediately and enjoy the NEET life stress free. I'd just end up a NEET again anyway if I went back in time to 14. I wouldn't magically stop being autistic. Might as well just take the early retirement money and live in luxury for the rest of my life.

>>82323662 (OP)
Money means more than human lives or even my own past

>>82323662 (OP)
>or instantly receive 10 million dollars?
This. With my 'tism, I couldn't have changed much about my NEETcel disaster of a life.
Maybe I could have gotten some pussy before baldceling in my mid-20s, but it's unlikely.
I was doomed to NEETdom after the 2008 cataclysm anyway. I'd take the money.

>>82323662 (OP)
Hmmm hard to say

10 million would be very nice

But imagine the money i can grind with posting underage nudes of my (back then) skinny boii body

I could invest that money eventually and wait it out, you didnt specify if i go back in time as well but i am assuming this would be the case.

I fucking hate pedos but money is the only thing that counts in this fucked up world and draining theyre wallet is at least something.

14 and just get into bitcoin

>>82323662 (OP)
Nigga if I could be 14 again I'd easily get that 10million back and more from gamestop and bitcoin alone
>but what if going back to the past changes something
Do you hear yourself nigga? You think some random teenager's life is going to affect national financial implement markets? Get out of here

This AND I get to dodge my crazy ex? Ofc I'm going back

>>82323662 (OP)
14 obviously. I could just invest in bitcoin and easily make that 10 million anyway.

>>82323662 (OP)
Id go back desu

14 years old I could make 10M from buying $10 of bitcoin

>>82323662 (OP)
this question is stupid
I can have both by going back in time and investing in crypto

>>82323662 (OP)
14 was 35 years ago for me lol hell yeah I'd like to try reloading a save from then

14 and then just blast myself with HGH. I don't even care about making any money or anything else

>>82323662 (OP)
any amount of material goods is not in the same tier as going back in time to your teenage years. Even 10 trillion dollars would be pitiful in comparison.
If you want a fair comparison, try going back to your 10 vs staying in your current appearance and health (that you can improve with exercise etc) for 50 more years.

go back 20 years into the past and change everything

14 100 percent. If I just worked part time while studying hard and bought options on the really high growth stocks of the 2020-2021 boom or crypto I would get my money back

>>82323662 (OP)
Thinking things would change just because you have le knowledge know is the biggest giveaway that you're a normalfag

>>82326865
It's just a fun thing to think about Anon. Don't take it personal.

>>82323662 (OP)
I would pick to be 14 again every time.
Its easy to make money, you can't make time.
If I woke up tomorrow and I was 14 again and had all my current knowledge, I'd be an academic celebrity by the time I was 16.
I wish that I tried harder, joined more clubs, competed in Engineering Competitions.
I didn't know what I wanted to do until College, and even then I still think that I'm living a lie because I never worked hard for anything I have like all my peers did.
I dont deserve anything, I was just born a certain way and faked it till I made it.

>>82323662 (OP)
I'd be 14 again just so I can meet my first gf at 20 again and this time work hard to keep her.

As much as I would like to go back in time, a surprisingly hard choice. For the money I would be guaranteed to live as comfortable as I can possibly be from where I am. I would put it into stocks and live comfortably off the dividends.
On the other hand, if I went back in time I could try to fix my life, but it would be very hard since I came from an abusive household, and that is something that even knowledge cannot fix. But I could make an attempt at asking out that one girl at high school. Even if that failed, I could redo my college time also. I would go for that even if it is the far riskier option. Better to have tried than to live with guilt.

>>82323662 (OP)
100% would kill myself if I was 14 again, so maybe the millions 'o dolla would be better

while at 14 I could drastically change my life, I would also have to deal with BS like high school again. I would take the 10 mil now and just have a comfy rest of my life as a neet.

>become 14
>buy bitcoin

>>82328063
easy for you young zoomers, I would have to wait 4-5 years before bitcoin was even a thing and much longer until it was worth something. I don't want to go through another 10 years+ as a poor wagie.

>>82328071
I was actually 14 in 2011 so it was already too late....

>>82323662 (OP)
if i time travelled to 14 i could buy bitcoin
otherwise $10mm now

>>82328094
You could still make good money by investing in 2015, not as huge as getting in early but still.

>>82323662 (OP)
Being 14 again would be nice. I'd try to eat healthy so I never gain diabetes in the first place and I'd invest in crypto properly.
It's just the hell of waiting to grow, but it's okay, I'll just choose to live with my Mom more often and eat only raw beef until I'm an adult graduate and can get employment to buy my own. Get shipments of iodine and be the man I know I should've been.

>>82323662 (OP)
10 million dollars. Being 14 again wouldn't change much I'd just have to deal with my sick retarded toxic parents again for 4 years until I'm 18. The money on the other hand ensures my survival for the rest of my life and I can buy anything I would need because I'm not a wasteful nigger. The only reason being 14 again would be temping is to avoid getting HPV this time and avoid bone damage and skin scars from accidents but that doesn't seem worth it at this point in exchange for 10 million. Wageslaving is easily one of if not thee worst thing about living.

>>82328185
Also every faggot just that just says
>hur dur I go back and buy bitcoin and stonks!
Is missing the point of the question. You're not clever for stating the obvious Back to the Future sports betting book answer faggots.

>>82323662 (OP)
14 cause then I can undo a lot of bullshit in my life worth more than 10 million dollars.

>>82328261
Sounds like sour grapes. You're gonna remain old and disfigured, but at least you'll have less money to show for it

>>82328185
>>82328261
Yes. I don't think people understand how much 10 million dollars is. For you to live comfortably, a person would need at LEAST $84k-$124,000 a year. A NEET bum only needs wifi, food and a cheap apartment.

Everyone saying "invest in crypto" should be banned for being under 18. So tired of that unoriginal response.
Waking up tomorrow being 14 again is something I've thought about a lot in my life. I think ultimately I would want to do it, but I've also concluded that it would be a lot more horrifying and miserable than I'm imagining it would be.
I've always been the type to try and have my cake and eat it too. I'd want some aspects of my life to remain the same while drastically altering other parts of my life.
I would be in a constant battle with myself trying to make the good things happen exactly as they did before while also managing all the new things that I didn't already experience.
I feel like relationships would be weird in this scenario too. I've only ever had one friend and I would like to keep him as a friend, but we met in High School.
If I took a different path, would we even be able to organically meet? Then I'd have to remember everything I said to him while also not saying too much, pretend like I'd never met him before again.
Then you have world events. The ever looming dread of knowing what's coming and knowing that you'll go through it all over again, not able to do anything or warn anyone without appearing crazy.
Plus if you did start accurately predicting future events then Government Agents would probably assassinate you or worse kidnap and torture you as an "anomaly"

Overall, its a kind of fun cope to think about being 14 again. But the actual execution of this fantasy would probably be more trouble than its worth. Maybe I'm just a paranoid freak and others dont consider all the negatives of the choice.

>>82328303
$10mm is a minimum of like $400k spending money every year in conservative yields

>>82323662 (OP)
i never want to go through being 14 again. literally that's the worst fucking year of my entire life. i wonder every day how i didnt kill myself back then. 10 million dollars now for sure.

>>82328313
nigga you're the one who sounds underage
all that blah blah blah
none of that shit matters i'm jaded af i just want to be cosy and young
keeping all my memories means i'd be even weirder than i was

>>82328289
It's literally the most obvious trope of trime travel they used it as a plot line for a 80s blockbuster movie god you zoomers are such retarded braindead fucking losers with nothing unique to say. You think OP posted this question to get that tired idea 20 times in replies?

>>82323662 (OP)
14. Not only I'd get to live out /ss/ opportunities I chickened out from and fantasies, but also >>82328063 and I'd start looking for wife much earlier to have kids in my 20s.I'd fuck MILFs while being 14-19 and start looking for wife at 19-20. Maybe I'd even skip university because turns out it's waste of time with few exceptions.

>>82328328
Sorry, I wrote more than just "buy bitcoin".
I guess actually pondering the hypothetical was too much "blah blah blah".

>>82323662 (OP)
I actually don't remember what it was like being 14
For all I know, I graduated college and now I'm here in this unending pain and torment

I'll take the 10 milly

>>82323662 (OP)
I could make way more than 10mil. Would run away from parents and start living alone.

>be 14
>invest in bitcoing and get far more than 10 million
>while at the same time becoming young again

What kind of retarded fuck would choose the other option?

>>82323662 (OP)
14 again,
i had multiple chances to fuck cute girls at that age but i declined because i thought they would get pregnant, it was such a stupid fear.
it was also back in like 2009 that i was 14 so i could buy a ton of bitcoin and just forget about it until about now and i'd have more than 10 mil.
there's so much i would have done differently from that age, i would not hang out with the normalfags i was hanging around at that age.
10 mil right now would be ideal, but being 14, i technically get both options.

>>82328394
"Hey mom and dad! Can I invest all of my savings into this made up computer currency!? It will totally pay off in 10 years!"
Do you guys even hear how retarded you all sound? Did you guys just have tons of disposable income when you were 14 or something?

>>82328418
i could get a job at 16 plus i could save all the little bit of cash i'd get from the age of 14, you literally have a whole life ahead of you if you go back to 14.
bitcoin didn't blow up in 2011, it would have been at like 8 dollars per coin, 8 bitcoin today would be over 800k
so if you just wait until you're 16, get a job, buy a laptop, and put all your money into bitcoin for a few years you could literally be a billionaire.

Ten million. My teenage years were hell. Now, if it was 18, then fuck yeah. I loved my college years.

>>82328374
You have no idea what the butterfly effect may lead to. Perhaps you or your family could get into a bad accident.

>>82328374
The kind of retarded fuck whose shitty parents and teenage years made them fucking miserable

14.
10 million dollars can't fix my health nor can it return all the opportunities I've wasted.

>>82329167
What health problems do you have?

just give me some money dude

>>82323662 (OP)
10 million since i'll get to live on the rest of my years without working and living a high quality life