Thread 82324914

I am so. unreasonably horny these days. Gooned so much my dick is bruised. The place i cum into on my wood has solidified and raised the surface area a bit. My cock just got the fuck beat out of it.

>>82324914 (OP)
its still crazy to me that you guys just cum into your bedsheets and on the floor and just leave it. at least have the decency to have a cumsock

>>82324914 (OP)
>>82324924
your gooncaves must have mushrooms growing in them at this point

>>82324924
Ooh look at you, all proper. Cumming into a napkin. I bet you put a bib on too. Be a man and cum into the Earth. Soilfuck.

>>82324914 (OP)
Nonny it's ok <3

>>82324940
why is his dick broken

>>82325017
Jorked too hard

same my balls are shootin blanks

>>82324914 (OP)
Woah time to cage it and give the key to someone reasonable. Someone like me! It's a shame that you can't be trusted with free access to your own cock, nonny!

>>82325033
i wish girls actually had that fetish...

Who actually uses a napkin when jerking off

>>82325239
at least cum into your hand or your mouth or your sock or the toilet or SOMETHING are you really telling me you just cum on the fucking FLOOR?

>>82324924
i change my bedsheets every week who cares

>>82325376
this nigga sleeps in crusty cum sheets for a week

>>82325340
Yes? lol. you make it seem like you have to do a whole ritual or somethinf

>>82324914 (OP)
im gonna imagine you looking like the pic in the op and goon to the thought now nigga

>>82324914 (OP)
OP please post pics of your cumspot, if you do this will become a legendary thread.

>>82325506
Sweaty, steamy, permahorny futa...

>>82325521
yep, that settles it. see you after the clarity hits.

>>82325530
Please enjoy yourself anon!

>>82325509
I like Dungeons and Dragons a lot

please i gotta know how much of a disgusting goon goblin the average robot is

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXQJdpyB

>>82325547
Not as bad as I expected!
>>82325571
>disgusting goon goblin
C'mon nonny stop using terms like that I'm gonna get hard...

legendary thread on r9k history

>>82325376
You nasty fuck how hard is it to cum on a tissue

I remember not jerking off for at least a week and I came so hard my cum flew from the chair all the way to my bed which was on the other side of my room. It was so hot <3

>>82325701
I always thought that was fake but I had it happen to me too, ridiculously messy
I also thought yellow cum was just a hentai thing but after spending like a week+ (closer to two weeks really) not touching myself, I had yellow-tinted gunk pump out of me, it was disgusting in a hot way but I only recall it happening one time

>>82325779
You have to really squeeze your balls and have enough semen stored, that's the trick on making a cum shot. It also has to be thick, not watery like how cum usually is when you jerk off everyday.

you're all disgusting
masturbation is a sin

>>82325827
Well maybe if God blessed me with a GF I wouldn't have to masturbate, hmmm?

>>82325827
Nah, if God didn't want me to masturbate, he would have made a woman for me

>>82325933
>>82325935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGOcvJwpIdU

I feel it welling up again. Im going to hurt my penis. Again. My cock. My poor poor cock.

>>82326322
Start tugging it already you dumbass <3

>>82326322
Can I see the fresh stains when you're done, nonny?

>>82326400
You'd have to help me cum first.

>>82326420
Oh I wouldn't mind making you fling out some cummies for me! :3c did you already start?

>>82326458
Im massaging my balls and it hurts but its good to do so before cumming. I find the release from pain comes pleasure and ease. My balls are ACHING anon.. I'm shedding just a bit of tears, just a bit...

>>82326486
Keep doing that, keep going~ Don't overwhelm yourself with pain though, I want you to feel it building up, I want you to feel your cum tearing through you when the time comes, okay? :3c
Also please do me a favor and rub your glans with some spit on your finger or something, especially the underside, feel free to get your balls wet too - you deserve licks and smooches down there, and I hope this feels even a bit like someone's helping out with their mouth~

>>82326486
Don't you dare give up on me now, keep going~! I want your cum nonny! Leave behind disgusting cumstains and don't wipe them off!

>>82326517
Hooooly fuck.. you're so encouraging.. my balls are still ACHING.. but I'll power through, just for you.. Ive been leaking precum but saliva helps a ton too, although why should I place it on my balls? They need to be massaged.. I get its supposed to feel like someones licking it.. i guess ill try but idk..

>>82324914 (OP)
Do you have a big dick? I don't even want to masturbate nowadays because of how small mine is, and every hentai and porn shows guys with big dicks (unless it's size comparison aka humiliation shit).

>>82326574
Is this bait? You can just jerk off to pictures of the girls by themselves, or lesbian shit

>>82326574
Is 6 inches big? Also, idk, your cock wouldnt look too bad next to mine. It probably looks cute. No shame small dick anon!

>>82326563
You don't have to do anything you don't feel like :3
Just focus on feeling good!

>>82326574
I don't think you should feel bad for having a small pp... the only thing that should matter is if you can feel good with it <3

>>82326593
It's too tame for me. And I would feel even more like shit because I have to hide behind solo and yuri stuff.
>>82326596
It's almost an inch shorter and fucking thin. And fuck you, tranny faggot.
>>82326630
I can't anymore. I get too self-conscious when I masturbate, and sex is out of the question.

>>82326563
You didn't stop, did you? :3c I'm still heeere~ Keep torturing your weener and testies until your tip is sneezing dirty white stuff, okay nonny~? <3

>>82326669
So bitter and envious of a really nice and chill anon, that's no good...

>>82325036
I DID A CHASTITY KINK AND IT WAS WRONG, SO WRONG, JORKING IT DAILY IS THE WAY BROS

I almost feel bad for the janny that has to clean and scrub the walls in my bedroom in my apartment whenever I die

>>82326703
He is not nice. He is mocking me.

>>82326780
Where, anon? How?

>>82326836
I'm done. Sit here and fap to your faggoty ERP all you want.

>>82326322
Ok this image is really making me horny

>>82326905
What a strange guy, bye!

funniest fucking thread i have seen in a long time, this is not the normie board like people claim, this is the board for mentally ill cretins. and this is coming from the guy who fapped to the thought of the OP being a futanari. im laughing to tears reading over the erp that happened, i love it here

>>82327033
Funniest and hottest gooner character dynamic in a while

>>82327033
Mentally ill cretin cum tastes the best.

>>82327033
>>82327064
Goonposting is really hot
>>82327082
HELL YEAH

>>82324914 (OP)
same warm weather makes me mad horny

>>82326669
no need to be so mean, also im no tranny faggot. i can help you sort through your insecurity anon. its okay, its aristocratic!

>>82324934
Wood cant grow semen on it, right?

I need to cum about this.

>>82325571
i cum in a cup and drink it desu

>>82325571
I just cum on my lower stomach and pubes then clean up

Imagine being opie's partner and waking up with dried cum all over your face because he used it as a cum rag while you were asleep. Now touch yourself while imagining it

>>82325571
damn r9k is more human-like than i thought. but when anons say they cum in underwear do they mean the ones they are wearing and keep wearing it or using underwear they aren't wearing as a rag?

>>82328735
Both is pretty hot. Are we talking boxers or briefs though?

All hail the big dick

>>82328962
how big r u anon..?

Are you niggas gay or is a woman orchestrating the ERP

>>82325571
I have two handkerchiefs that I wash every month. There are yellow from years of gooning.

>>82325376
>sleeping in his own seme
P.U

anon's smelly stinky cum covered underwear...

*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>82325571
>Where do you shoot your
>goon goop
when you use funny terms like that my cock cannot help but start slowly spewing precum. what's wrong with me?

>>82329308
yup. im sure youd like that, perv

>>82324914 (OP)
>>82326322
How old are you? And how much do you jerk a day?